Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[HOLDorFOLD]

wiiiiiiiiii congrats Chompmesister 

I will be making my first visit of the month tomorrow night to go with the 5 saver points for 8th I got the other night that wasn't deemed worthy enough a mention 

[Snatiramas]

I shall be making my first visit of the month tonight. Apart from the visit that I made on the first which was just an April fools joke.

It will also be my last visit for some time yet again as unfortunately poker will have to be placed on the back burner as I try to make a lot of money doing a normal sort of job. With this in mind when I ship my chips in and you know you are behind just let the cards go.

By the way FFS SNAT is attached to a car again, the beast is dead and replaced with a ladybug, oh and I have just sold the house. Apart from that not much going on at all

[nirvana]

wp donk

[Chompy]

Loads of league players present tonight but only Jonny's Plums left among the final six.
But meh to poker and on to the scrabble scores. At the moment the third game looks like being void - awaiting arrival of my new OED in the post tomorrow before final confirmation.

Game 1

Celtic 221
Me 472

Game 2

Celtic 106
Edna 245
Me 331

Game 3 (subject to stewards' enquiry over Evil's 'winning' word 'ce')

Celtic 178 (mainly courtesy of 'wank' with the k on a double score)
Edna 201 (mainly courtesy of being set up on a treble word every round by Celtic)
Me 185

The scrabble set remains at the G for anyone that wants to play a game of skill rather than that card-based nonsense.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Loads of league players present tonight but only Jonny's Plums left among the final six.
But meh to poker and on to the scrabble scores. At the moment the third game looks like being void - awaiting arrival of my new OED in the post tomorrow before final confirmation.

Game 1

Celtic 221
Me 472

Game 2

Celtic 106
Edna 245
Me 331

Game 3 (subject to stewards' enquiry over Evil's 'winning' word 'ce')

Celtic 178 (mainly courtesy of 'wank' with the k on a double score)
Edna 201 (mainly courtesy of being set up on a treble word every round by Celtic)
Me 185

The scrabble set remains at the G for anyone that wants to play a game of skill rather than that card-based nonsense.

When did all this start up then???


 

[Drain Alien]

Loads of league players present tonight but only Jonny's Plums left among the final six.
But meh to poker and on to the scrabble scores. At the moment the third game looks like being void - awaiting arrival of my new OED in the post tomorrow before final confirmation.

Game 3 (subject to stewards' enquiry over Evil's 'winning' word 'ce')

Celtic 178 (mainly courtesy of 'wank' with the k on a double score)
Edna 201 (mainly courtesy of being set up on a treble word every round by Celtic)
Me 185

That seems like a very dissapointing wank tbh; a vertical wank with the w on double letter and the k on triple word would have been a much more satisfying wank imo

[ x ]  BTW my boss sure did give me a very displeasing look when I explained why I was borrowing his Oxford English Dic, innit

[Drain Alien]

Results r up; wiiiiiiii
looks like D.J and his plums crashed out a dissapointing 5th, and the elder(?) matrix lad took it down
why they called the matrix twins btw?
And saddler senior 3rd

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    1       9        9.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    5       112      3.61
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Chompy               21     2    2    0    2       64       3.05
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    5       44       2.20
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       84       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    4       36       2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    2       47       1.96
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Nirvana              34     1    1    1    2       54       1.59
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Gamblor              1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 12 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            1    0    0    1       23
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    1    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Plumsy               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
Jonny Plums          0    0    0    1       6
Drainy               0    0    0    1       5
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             429
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                352
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      345
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   307
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   300
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         284
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                283
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          273
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     231
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         222
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   219
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       210
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        176
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       176
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    161
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    154
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      143
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134

A disappointing haul last night, with just one fifth place to show for all the quality leaguers in attendance.
Highlights of the night included Celtic slowrolling me, Joshua Matrix Twin calling a clock on me and Edna cheating winning the third game at Scrabz.

[Claw75]

CE? ffs - never has and never will be on the offical two letter word list imo. Edna pwned you good and proper.

[HOLDorFOLD]

CE? ffs - never has and never will be on the offical two letter word list imo. Edna pwned you good and proper.

Oh feck, I forgot Claire is a soooper dooper scrabbler ... remind me to be too tired to play when Claw's in da house

[TightEnd]

Cough.

[Chompy]

Right Claw bird, I officially challenge you to a game, but with the OED as the reference point, not that crappy scrabble dictionary what's full of weird and wonderful two-letter words ('ce' not among them obv).
I fancy there could be a scrabbling heavyweight lurking in the wings too in the shape of Tightend. Let battle commence.
Winner gets to play Mondatoo in the final.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Cough.

You want some medicine for that 

[HOLDorFOLD]

I fancy there could be a scrabbling heavyweight lurking in the wings too in the shape of Tightend with the help of the APAT forum. Let battle commence.

FYP

[TightEnd]

I fancy there could be a scrabbling heavyweight lurking in the wings too in the shape of Tightend with the help of the APAT forum. Let battle commence.

FYP

I beat four of you single handed in Bolton

The memory will not fade, as the hours grow long. We will remember the suffering you went through