Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Just a random check as cars of "this sort" are being stolen in the area.

Beemers with personalised number plates, name stickers across the front windscreen and fluffy dice are being stolen in the Luton area? Shirley not!

Sorry Drainy, understand your question now re: the Matrix twins. It was Ding what christened them that. Not sure why, as I've deleted Matrix 2 and 3 from my memory. What a shambles they were after such a majestic first offering.

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    1       9        9.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    5       112      3.61
Luther               46     3    1    2    8       149      3.24
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Chompy               21     2    2    0    2       64       3.05
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    2       36       2.25
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    5       44       2.20
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       84       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    4       36       2.00
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    2       47       1.96
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Nirvana              34     1    1    1    2       54       1.59
Pizzled              33     2    1    0    2       52       1.58
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Gamblor              1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 13 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            1    0    0    1       23
Plumsy               0    0    0    2       16
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    1    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
Drainy               0    0    0    1       5
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               480
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             434
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                357
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      345
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   307
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   300
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                295
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          285
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         284
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     231
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   231
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         222
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       222
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        176
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       176
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    173
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    154
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     148
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       146
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      143

It would appear we had a fullish contingent of MAS members last night, including Drainy, number one on the MAS membership waiting list. He's like a lower-quality version of what Jaffa Cake is to the Hit Squad or something.
WP Drainy Jnr and Drainetta. Good drinking and checkbox work Drainy, all of which adds up to 4pts for LittleRedRidingHood.
Elsewhere, 5pts for The Noonanator and 12pts for Biloxi Boy.
It's looking like Tuesday is the new Wednesday these days. Lots of quality leaguers in attendance last night. And Drainy.

Sir Donkeys is back at the bottom of the fantasy league

Hold on? China Mug's binked a bird? Details please...

[HOLDorFOLD]

Top night, lots of banter (and singing - I was unfortunate lucky enough to have Snats at my table ... Boom Boom BOOM gotta get cha) who minnie moccha'd his way to the final table, helped from a lovely treble up on the first hand he played (JJ UTG) ... there is def something to this being late and making an entrance like farking Helmuth thing (seem to remember Hannah making a final once after such a late entrance).

The Drainy family duo are a force to be feared at the G ... behind every good woman is her son and there is no exception in this case

The balls of Biloxi did his usual magic trick and showed yet again how to turn one solitary chip into gazillions ... although came a bit of a cropper when tangling with aforementioned Son of LittleRed only to be reminded by Larfin Loofah "you aint playing his dad yer know".

[  ] I sure aint becoming a usual fixture on the rail with Alien Man

[Drain Alien]

Sitting at my desk PMSL reading this morning' updates (people around me keep glancing over; I think they think I'm retarded)
[ ] They are wrong

Thanks to Pizzled who - unlike everyone else - at least subtly PM'd me the rub down about little drainy getting his skilz fom his mum.....obv

Lol at me; just lol

FML
:-)

[luther101]

Tuesday night       .....       due to increasing worries of the DJPF (David Johnson Poker Front) intentions to disrupt the Poker economy of this country, the MAS ordered A Squadron (Counter Insurgency Team) into action      .....      Rockstar and Loofah were covertly inserted into the G with orders to take out the madman heading this dangerous organisation.

Poor Intelligence resulted in the Team being sent in to a hostile environment   ....      the DJPF had summoned their allies to wreak havoc.

The CPB (Clueless Phuqqer Brigade) were in attendance, along with the OWTMTS (Once a Week, This is a Massive Tournament Squad) forming a protective shield around their spiritual leader, in this Axis of Evil.

Valuable supplies and ammunition were lost as the two operatives weaved their way clandestinely through Bandit Country - under constant attack - to their LUP (Lay up point).

After many hours of observing the target from afar their patience was rewarded, and the quarry entered the 'killing ground'.

Due to the previous loss of kit Rockstar improvised (this is where the specialist training comes in) , and fashioned a deadly weapon from the mundane materials at his disposal     .....        Johnny Plums fate was assured.

A successful extraction resulted in the two getting back to MAS Headquarters in Hairyford     .....        and equilibrium was restored to the world of Poker.

Our motto     ....        don't mess with the MAS!

[Drain Alien]

Tuesday night       .....       due to increasing worries of the DJPF (David Johnson Poker Front) intentions to disrupt the Poker economy of this country, the MAS ordered A Squadron (Counter Insurgency Team) into action      .....      Rockstar and Loofah were covertly inserted into the G with orders to take out the madman heading this dangerous organisation.

Poor Intelligence resulted in the Team being sent in to a hostile environment   ....      the DJPF had summoned their allies to wreak havoc.

The CPB (Clueless Phuqqer Brigade) were in attendance, along with the OWTMTS (Once a Week, This is a Massive Tournament Squad) forming a protective shield around their spiritual leader, in this Axis of Evil.

Valuable supplies and ammunition were lost as the two operatives weaved their way clandestinely through Bandit Country - under constant attack - to their LUP (Lay up point).

After many hours of observing the target from afar their patience was rewarded, and the quarry entered the 'killing ground'.

Due to the previous loss of kit Rockstar improvised (this is where the specialist training comes in) , and fashioned a deadly weapon from the mundane materials at his disposal     .....        Johnny Plums fate was assured.

A successful extraction resulted in the two getting back to MAS Headquarters in Hairyford     .....        and equilibrium was restored to the world of Poker.

Our motto     ....        don't mess with the MAS!

YES!!!!
A post not taking the piss out of me
and it was from looooofa
that's a double result
[ ] I am not asking for it

[HOLDorFOLD]

Tuesday night       .....       due to increasing worries of the DJPF (David Johnson Poker Front) intentions to disrupt the Poker economy of this country, the MAS ordered A Squadron (Counter Insurgency Team) into action      .....      Rockstar and Loofah were covertly inserted into the G with orders to take out the madman heading this dangerous organisation.

Poor Intelligence resulted in the Team being sent in to a hostile environment   ....      the DJPF had summoned their allies to wreak havoc.

The CPB (Clueless Phuqqer Brigade) were in attendance, along with the OWTMTS (Once a Week, This is a Massive Tournament Squad) forming a protective shield around their spiritual leader, in this Axis of Evil.

Valuable supplies and ammunition were lost as the two operatives weaved their way clandestinely through Bandit Country - under constant attack - to their LUP (Lay up point).

After many hours of observing the target from afar their patience was rewarded, and the quarry entered the 'killing ground'.

Due to the previous loss of kit Rockstar improvised (this is where the specialist training comes in) , and fashioned a deadly weapon from the mundane materials at his disposal     .....        Johnny Plums fate was assured.

A successful extraction resulted in the two getting back to MAS Headquarters in Hairyford     .....        and equilibrium was restored to the world of Poker.

Our motto     ....        don't mess with the MAS!

YES!!!!
A post not taking the piss out of me
and it was from looooofa
that's a double result
[ ] I am not asking for it

I'm sure it's coming ....

[the sicilian]

Top night, lots of banter (and singing - I was unfortunate lucky enough to have Snats at my table ... Boom Boom BOOM gotta get cha) who minnie moccha'd his way to the final table, helped from a lovely treble up on the first hand he played (JJ UTG) ... there is def something to this being late and making an entrance like farking Helmuth thing (seem to remember Hannah making a final once after such a late entrance).

The Drainy family duo are a force to be feared at the G ... behind every good woman is her son and there is no exception in this case

The balls of Biloxi did his usual magic trick and showed yet again how to turn one solitary chip into gazillions ... although came a bit of a cropper when tangling with aforementioned Son of LittleRed only to be reminded by Larfin Loofah "you aint playing his dad yer know".

[  ] I sure aint becoming a usual fixture on the rail with Alien Man

Are you referring to moi ! ?  I didnt get that far up the table by not being in the final you know...and if it wasnt for a certain South African uber Tez Golden bollox Luck box  ( im over it i assure you )  ( and no its not James ) i would have made my 3rd final on the bounce and with chips would have once again pwned the soul of Chimpy and denied him yet another 1st place blag...

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Great nite at the G - what a shame that Drainy could'nt match his wife and son at the poker table and complete the treble for the final, but alas he departed quite early to leave his son and wife to do battle. never mind hun we can enter you into the relagation league!

I was card dead at the final i think this is because i didn't have Daniel as my magic dealer at the final table. He dealt out some great hands last nite - quad queens for me against aces, quad kings twice, quad fours and a straight flush.

Still, had a good evening and it was great to see so many league players for a tuesday comp, and great that i have gone ahead of Drainy AGAIN in the league, although if Drainy jnr was in the league it would be a different matter.

COME ON DRAINY U CAN'T KEEP LETTING DOWN TEAM ALIEN

[the sicilian]

Great nite at the G - what a shame that Drainy could'nt match his wife and son at the poker table and complete the treble for the final, but alas he departed quite early to leave his son and wife to do battle. never mind hun we can enter you into the relagation league!

I was card dead at the final i think this is because i didn't have Daniel as my magic dealer at the final table. He dealt out some great hands last nite - quad queens for me against aces, quad kings twice, quad fours and a straight flush.

Still, had a good evening and it was great to see so many league players for a tuesday comp, and great that i have gone ahead of Drainy AGAIN in the league, although if Drainy jnr was in the league it would be a different matter.

COME ON DRAINY U CAN'T KEEP LETTING DOWN TEAM ALIEN

FLIPPING HELL !!!!  MBN  took me 6 years to get that collection of hands .....

[Drain Alien]

Great nite at the G - what a shame that Drainy could'nt match his wife and son at the poker table and complete the treble for the final, but alas he departed quite early to leave his son and wife to do battle. never mind hun we can enter you into the relagation league!

I was card dead at the final i think this is because i didn't have Daniel as my magic dealer at the final table. He dealt out some great hands last nite - quad queens for me against aces, quad kings twice, quad fours and a straight flush.

Still, had a good evening and it was great to see so many league players for a tuesday comp, and great that i have gone ahead of Drainy AGAIN in the league, although if Drainy jnr was in the league it would be a different matter.

COME ON DRAINY U CAN'T KEEP LETTING DOWN TEAM ALIEN

FLIPPING HELL !!!!  MBN  took me 6 years to get that collection of hands .....

Dan Best (his birthday today BTW) is clearly little red's best dealer
the best hand I had all night was farkin 9's and look where they got me!

[Drain Alien]

Great nite at the G - what a shame that Drainy could'nt match his wife and son at the poker table and complete the treble for the final, but alas he departed quite early to leave his son and wife to do battle. never mind hun we can enter you into the relagation league!

I was card dead at the final i think this is because i didn't have Daniel as my magic dealer at the final table. He dealt out some great hands last nite - quad queens for me against aces, quad kings twice, quad fours and a straight flush.

Still, had a good evening and it was great to see so many league players for a tuesday comp, and great that i have gone ahead of Drainy AGAIN in the league, although if Drainy jnr was in the league it would be a different matter.

COME ON DRAINY U CAN'T KEEP LETTING DOWN TEAM ALIEN

FML...FML...FML

[Dingdell]

You'd recognise them Drainy. Young, half-support each other, never stop criticising each other. Seem to play every Monday and probably other nights I think. Take it all very seriously.

AGGGGhHHHHHHhHhHH

ok......so I know who the matrix twins r from the film

and........ I know who the two young lads are that play at the g

but................WHY are THE g lads called the matrix twins?
Is it just cos they is twins or am I missing any other similarity?

FML

They are not the Matrix twins - they are the Mormon twins.  I was on their table with Chompy too and they were sat beside each other bickering just like the Mormon twins. It was comedy gold.

[Drain Alien]

LMFAO......
Matrix.....Mormon........whatever
lol

Drainy
[ x ] officially shit imo

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Drainy, as you seem to be having a very bad day with your fellow blondites taking the micheal out of your not so skillfull poker skills, LRRH would like to offer to cook you a special meal bought from her poker winnings yesterday.

Hope this will cheer you - dinner for 7pm

[the sicilian]

Can you make it for 7.30... traffics a bugger....