Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

FOR ANYONE NOT AWARE OF THIS WEEKEND's BLONDE BASH @ DONK TILL DAWN).......

(mainly posted for some of the lurkers, who were asking me about it at the G last nite)

Blonde Bash 9
Sat, 29th May 2010

3pm start
The buy-in for the bash will be £30+£3 = €37 online. DTD have kindly guaranteed a minimum prize pool of £5,000.

The weekend will also comprise other events such as Football/Golf, Quiz, Heads Up, Roshambo plus the Las Vegas Satellite on the Sunday afternoon.

Entry will be via Online satellite, direct buy-in through the DTDonlinepoker lobby or at the club on the day providing you are a Blondepoker Forum member.

FML - spent over 2 hours searching on-line + calling hotels, and end up with zippo.
FFS
Best option is some stateley home gaff which is 11 miles away (googlemaps says 22 mins in car).
Anyone any ideas?
I sure am happy.

[Claw75]

I'll find you something Drainy. What nights are you looking to stay? budget?

[GMan]

2 premier lodges stayed at both ones 5 min taxi from town centre other about 10-15 both good be surprised if u cant get a room.

[Drain Alien]

2 premier lodges stayed at both ones 5 min taxi from town centre other about 10-15 both good be surprised if u cant get a room.

Thanks GMan - both full tho, AND the next 5 Premier's in Nottingham too !!!!
grrrrr

[Drain Alien]

I'll find you something Drainy. What nights are you looking to stay? budget?

Thanks v much for offer Claw Bird; managed to find one in the end.
Bit of a way out but all sorted; wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Right - where's the bar.......?

[the sicilian]

Zero for me in May.

eh?

I haven't set foot in the place in May.  Currently sat in Canaries having a cold beer and all things considered, don't think I will bother rushing back to change that.

So how many should I put down for that?

didn't you go on the Aliens' anniversary night? eh? eh?

FML

muppet

Soooooo busted

[the sicilian]

Jsst asked sicilidonk if he was going to Luton tonight.

He said 'No, i am gonna stay in and have a nice bath'

WTF?

Nice bath better than wanker wednesday

[the sicilian]

Jsst asked sicilidonk if he was going to Luton tonight.

He said 'No, i am gonna stay in and have a nice bath'

WTF?

Crazy scenes

Chompy why are u posting pictures of the Latvian and your new beau from Lithuania ?

[Rockstar]

Got my verification from GUKPT headquarters for Friday nights online jobby today

Dont forget to open an account with Blue Square to play in it,and you must ask the league@gukpt to enter you

Your user name should automatically appear in the lobby,but do double check this as mistakes cant be rectified after tourny begins obv

Anyone want 50% chop on any winnings online or live if a champ of champ seat is won?

Let me know before friday,all bids in sealed envelopes please

Winner notified by post

[Chompy]

I is all registered and stuff too Rockstar. Bring it on I say. Because I'm ranked in the top 500 in Missississippippi state I'm prepared to swap 10% for 50% with allcomers, or 10% for 49% with Nirvana (because of his European ranking points).

I've just been watching Helen Firth in the Woman's World Open thingy on CH5 and now I feel ready to conquer the world.

Was that a preliminary heat to a preliminary heat, before the better players like Mrs Phan enter the arena? Jeez. Claw and co must be fumming if witnessing that. WTF?

[GMan]

What time do you lot  kick off friday?

[Claw75]

What time do you lot  kick off friday?

now we're talking.  mid afternoon - we'll be going til the early hours though.

[Claw75]

I is all registered and stuff too Rockstar. Bring it on I say. Because I'm ranked in the top 500 in Missississippippi state I'm prepared to swap 10% for 50% with allcomers, or 10% for 49% with Nirvana (because of his European ranking points).

I've just been watching Helen Firth in the Woman's World Open thingy on CH5 and now I feel ready to conquer the world.

Was that a preliminary heat to a preliminary heat, before the better players like Mrs Phan enter the arena? Jeez. Claw and co must be fumming if witnessing that. WTF?

I don't really watch poker on the telly but have seen a few women's comps in the past when Chili/Jen/Ling have been and it's fair to say that the general standard is pretty terrible and the decent players stick out like a sore thumb.  There are definitely more than enough competent female players in the country to fill the fields several times over if they wanted it to be about showing a decent game of poker, but that's not really what it's about is it? 

[TightEnd]

Congratulations to Thomas Bernard Myland on last night's victory in the 72 runner shovedonkamentfest.  

Congratulations to Adrian for his 5th place finish


Thomas's victory was no doubt spurred on by the success of his petition, which I repeat below


"Poker Value"

Dear Card-room managers

We, the under-signed, like Poker. We want to play Poker Value. Therefore we require the following:

to play £30+£3 Sit and Gos on a Wednesday and Friday night, juice free except for the £3 that you'll get for providing a dealer, cards, a button, a table, some felt, drinks and lighting. Oh, and chairs too. Still, juice free is the important bit

We want 2,500 chips and a 20 minute clock

We want to pay 1st, 2nd and 3rd

We hope you will agree to this revolutionary proposal

Please sign here or else I will keep asking til you do. It's easier to just be like Nirvana and don't read it and sign anyway.

Regards

Thomas and his friends

[Chompy]

Saver points for Handsome Paul (tenth) required appaz, 1 + 3 bone arse.

Why is da room closed tonight AND next Thursday? Training for Coco Pops?