Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

is Ian ever really that bad?  I always enjoy having him on the table, drunk or not (well in truth I'm not sure about the 'or not' bit - will let you know if that ever happens)

[Lucky]

YW G-Rodge

shock-horror - I am updating the league table tonight for May, so can anyone who played the Monday comp let me know if I should add one to your may total (unless you had already included it in your may total obv)

got your claw; "honest claire" they call her at the G.

tks

drunky

I didn't play on Monday, but I did misreport my numbers.  It was 12 for me in May, not the 11 I previously estimated.

Honest Al.

[celtic]

Add one for Monday for me please drainman.

[Chompy]

Just seen last night's result. Don't know whether it's on AWOP but no league donks among the top ten. Pah.
Oh, and I've reported all those that posted on my blog for abuse...Please remember I am BPILM(idweek) and BPILV during the summer months. TY.

[Drain Alien]

Just seen last night's result. Don't know whether it's on AWOP but no league donks among the top ten. Pah.
Oh, and I've reported all those that posted on my blog for abuse...Please remember I am BPILM(idweek) and BPILV during the summer months. TY.

pay attention plz chumpy.
I posted that about 12 hours ago imo

[Drain Alien]

is Ian ever really that bad?  I always enjoy having him on the table, drunk or not (well in truth I'm not sure about the 'or not' bit - will let you know if that ever happens)

I've seen him quite intoxicated; I remember being very annoyed that he woz more pissed than I was.
        

[Drain Alien]

Add one for Monday for me please drainman.

+1 for VinnyDonk.

Honest Vin they call him; he knows honest claw-bird, and honest McBink.........Ok ok, i missed honest glenda's post.

Now anyway, where are SirDonkeys and NirvanaFish......ahem.....

[Drain Alien]

Updates below to be applied to the league tables this evening....

May totals (yet to be added to the table):

Edna 6 played in May
Pizz 4 (hello sexy)
Ding 4
Unimadge 1
China 14
winkie 0

ALSO
British Gas 5
Claw +1 (& and a number of others yet to disclose their extra Sunday game, AHEM)
AlanMcNonBink 11
Unimadge 1 in May

& need to sort Holdy's Fantasy team; jeez

+1 for VinnyDaFish
17 for Boer Woers.
+1 for BloxFox
+1 for NonMcBink

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70 *
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    10      242      3.18 *
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05 *
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04 *
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    3       93       2.91 *
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63 *
CH10 MPY             39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46 *
Luther               73     3    1    3    11      175      2.40 *
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      184      2.30 *
Evil Edna            68     5    2    1    5       156      2.29 *
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22 *
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31 *
Rockstar             69     4    3    2    9       156      2.26 *
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83 *
British Gas          30     0    2    0    3       50       1.67 *
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Nirvana              59     1    1    2    4       77       1.31 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23 *
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23 *

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    2       50       2.78  NO MAY FIGURE SUPPLIED YET
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32  NO MAY FIGURE SUPPLIED YET
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16  NO MAY FIGURE SUPPLIED YET
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00  NO MAY FIGURE SUPPLIED YET
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

* - May total included

May table _ NEED TO ADD JUNE'S TABLE (Evil/LRRH)
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            2    0    1    1       52
Rockstar             1    1    2    1       51
G-Rodge              2    0    0    2       44
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    2       29
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
Pizzled              0    1    0    1       18
Chompy               0    0    0    3       17
Luther               0    0    1    1       16
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    2       15
Claw                 0    0    1    1       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       14
Edna                 0    1    0    0       12
Celtic               0    0    0    2       11
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       7
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League   UPDATED; wiiiiiiiii
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             621
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               617
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
---------------------------------------------------------------------
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                462
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                462
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410............Error - Dronky to sort it
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    399
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     379
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         374
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         373
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   357
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       352
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               323
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        290
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                287
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      221

** Edna's 15 pts from 01st June to be added.

Updated up to - and including - Wed 02 June

The table above includes Evil's 15 pts for 1st + LittleRed's 9 pts for 3rd on Tuesday.

No results for anyone on Monday, as previously stated, and no leaguers on last night's (Wednesday) FT either so no scoreage for anyone.  

Monthly totals applied to above table:

Edna 6 played in May
Pizz 4 (hello sexy)
Ding 4
Unimadge 1
China 14
winkie 0
British Gas 5
Claw +1
AlanMcNonBink 11 +1
+1 for VinnyDaFish
17 for Boer Woers.
+1 for BloxFox

The end result is that the zebra muncher has dropped from 1st to 3rd in the main league table, but in reality still probably winning as PK has only played 10 so unlikely to hit the 30 target unless he ups his average played figure, and Greg is living in Malta so ain't gonna be at the G much (if at all?)

& STILL need to sort Holdy's Fantasy team; jee - soz Holdy had enuff for tonight - will try and do tomorrow

POKER ROOM CLOSED AT THE G TONIGHT (THURSDAY) SO NO UPDATES TO BE APPLIED; TFFT, imo.
This didn't take ages tonight.....yawn

     DrainyFish.

ps - This ridic manual updating process sure is fun.

[the sicilian]

Demon drink to blame, however that is all part of Ians image which fools a lot of people.

[  ] He has an image.

Drinking at the poker table shouldnt be allowed tbh.
Some drunk geezer woz raising the great Willie Tan's BB almost every round last night.
Uber ridic imo

ian's ok. Nice geezer. Harmless enuff, but he does go a bit OTT sometimes (due to said demon)

hic

Funniest/saddest thing is willie tann playing the fifty quid donkeython

[Drain Alien]

These league table updates sure do take "just a few minutes per day".

Drainy.

[Simon Galloway]

Funniest/saddest thing is willie tann playing the fifty quid donkeython

Why?  Treat a random £50 chango-fest as your very own satellite to the next GUKPT.

Or your very own satellite to AR1.

[the sicilian]

Funniest/saddest thing is willie tann playing the fifty quid donkeython

Why?  Treat a random £50 chango-fest as your very own satellite to the next GUKPT.

Or your very own satellite to AR1.

or to get the money for some poor schmoo u owe   

[Rockstar]

Decided on a prolonged strategy of sweeteners, starting with a day out at lovely Southend-on-Sea

Picked her up from lunch with her sister(my treat),we then set off on the M25

Ignoring the fact i took the M25 fork right instead of left,after an hour detour we faced the car the right way and then sat in traffic for a further 3 hours before heading into Romford for a pie and mash supper

This all went well until bumping into an old flame, who grabbed my backside from behind,winked,then asked ,"how the fack are ya numbnuts"

Brushing this encounter aside with the skill of Messi going past 3 defenders,we arrived in glorious Southend at 7pm

An hours hand in hand stroll along the beach was a great touch,followed by tea overlooking the sea to really get in the good books(note the no Fosters in a pub drink for me)

On to the arcades to do the 2penny shove things she loves so much for an hour or 2,i won her a meerkat teddy and an "i love you" pillow,i heard myself whistling Kenny Rogers "Gambler" song,this is going perfectly

"£20 in the big slots?",she asked
"Yeah go on then,but no more.Quality time today love,£20 it is then"

Bink......£500 crisp ones from 2 £1 spins

£100 and shopping with your sister tomorrow princess,i`ll do the garden,no worries

See you all at Omaha next Friday Ladies and Gentlemen,this is how i roll

I thank you.

[celtic]

Decided on a prolonged strategy of sweeteners, starting with a day out at lovely Southend-on-Sea

Picked her up from lunch with her sister(my treat),we then set off on the M25

Ignoring the fact i took the M25 fork right instead of left,after an hour detour we faced the car the right way and then sat in traffic for a further 3 hours before heading into Romford for a pie and mash supper

This all went well until bumping into an old flame, who grabbed my backside from behind,winked,then asked ,"how the fack are ya numbnuts"

Brushing this encounter aside with the skill of Messi going past 3 defenders,we arrived in glorious Southend at 7pm

An hours hand in hand stroll along the beach was a great touch,followed by tea overlooking the sea to really get in the good books(note the no Fosters in a pub drink for me)

On to the arcades to do the 2penny shove things she loves so much for an hour or 2,i won her a meerkat teddy and an "i love you" pillow,i heard myself whistling Kenny Rogers "Gambler" song,this is going perfectly

"£20 in the big slots?",she asked
"Yeah go on then,but no more.Quality time today love,£20 it is then"

Bink......£500 crisp ones from 2 £1 spins

£100 and shopping with your sister tomorrow princess,i`ll do the garden,no worries

See you all at Omaha next Friday Ladies and Gentlemen,this is how i roll

I thank you.

lol wp sir