Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

‘Phoenix 5’ (G.Rogers)      641
Adrian Gotch   171
Paul Noonan   180
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69
Graham Rogers   125

'Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)      637
Adrian Gotch   171
Paul Noonan   180
Phil Cooklin   
James Miller   242
Tony Kendall   44

‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)   485
Dave Johnson   135
Tom Myland   189
Dean Morris   93
George Michael   73
Ian Bradley   

‘The Rock-Steady Crew’ (P.Noonan)   482
Adrian Gotch   171
Paul Noonan   180
Alan McBride   53
Dennis Barnes   9
Ian Needleman   69

'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)   476
Glenn Henderson   77
Adrian Gotch   171
Graham Wheldon   96
Gavin Kan   88
Tony Kendall   44

‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)   423
Glenn Henderson   77
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Needleman   69

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   422
Tom Myland   189
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   125
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   402
Glenn Henderson   77
Darren Athinis   110
Chris Poulton   50
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69

‘Prime Beef’ (J.Buffenbarger)   399
Dick Lynch   101
Tom Myland   184
Vince Calenti   76
Simon Galloway   33
Jeff Buffenbarger   5

‘Edna’s Dream Team’ (E.Adams)   394
Dick Lynch   101
Edna Adams   156
Alan Gray   66
Tracey Dell   27
Tony Kendall   44

‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)      389
Adrian Gotch   171
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   77
Darren Allen   63
Ian Needleman   69

‘Fake Madrid’ (G.Symons)   374
Glenn Henderson   77
Derek John Miller   62
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Deer’s Testicles FTW’ (G.Kan)   372
Alan McBride   53
Alan Gray   66
Edna Adams   156
Dennis Barnes   9
Gavin Kan   88

Hello, Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles’ (M.Jarvis)   352
Lalit Khajuria   94
Glenn Henderson   77
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Bradley   

‘Team Doddery Noddery’ (T.Kendall)   323
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   76
Dean Morris   93
Gurpreet Nagi   9
Tony Kendall   44

‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)   305
Alex Martin   9
Alan Gray   66
Vince Calenti   70
Graham Wheldon   91
Ian Needleman   69

‘I’ll Never Be As Good As Chompy’ (V.Calenti)   296
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   70
Gavin Kan   88
Pete Kwan   37
Martin Jarvis   

‘Muck All In’ (C.Poulton)   290
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Richard Prew   30
Phil Cooklin   
Graham Wheldon   91

‘Last Men Standing’ (P.Ephremsen)   287
Alan McBride   53
Alex Martin   9
Brijesh Das   50
Graham Rogers   125
Paul Ephremsen   50

‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)   281
Glenn Henderson   77
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   76
Paul Ephremsen   50
Ian Needleman   69

‘Sad Muppet Time’ (D.Colton)   242
Dick Lynch   101
Alex Martin   9
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   
Tony Kendall   44

‘If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em’ (G.Dealer)   235
Alex Martin   9
Derek John Miller   62
Vince Calenti   76
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   

‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)   231
Alan McBride   53
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Phil Cooklin   
Dennis Barnes   9

June's updates below HAVE BEEN applied above (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii):

Edna's 15 pts from 01st June to be added.
& 6th place saver for Mr Noonan's on Saturday - 5 pts
& 15 points for Gotchy's 1st place on Sunday
& 6th saver for 5 pts on monday nite

Drainy.

[Drain Alien]

Just wotching Luther on telly for the first time.
Looks nothing like Noonan imo.

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70 *
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    10      242      3.18 *
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05 *
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04 *
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    3       93       2.91 *
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63 *
Rockstar             69     4    3    2    9       171      2.48 *
Luther               73     3    1    3    11      180      2.47 *
CH10 MPY             39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46 *
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36 *
Evil Edna            68     5    2    1    5       156      2.29 *
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22 *
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31 *
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27 *
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83 *
Tikay                25     1    1    0    2       44       1.76 *
British Gas          30     0    2    0    3       50       1.67 *
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Nirvana              59     1    1    2    4       77       1.31 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23 *
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23 *

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RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       28       1.47  NO MAY FIGURE SUPPLIED YET
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00  NO MAY FIGURE YET; Text sent
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

* - May total included

June table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts

Rockstar             1    0    0    0       15
Edna                 1    0    0    0       15
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       6
Luther               0    0    0    1       5
China                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             641
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               637
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
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'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                482
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                476
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          423
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   422
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    399
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     394
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         389
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         374
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   372
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       352
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               323
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        290
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                287
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      231


* THE FOLLOWING HAVE BEEN APPLIED TO THE FANTASY TABLE:
Edna's 15 pts from 01st June to be added.
& 6th place saver for Mr Noonan's on Saturday - 5 pts
& 15 points for Gotchy's 1st place on Sunday
& 6th saver & 5 pts for China on Monday nite

As well as sorting out Holdy's total, plus a number of other totals which were wrong.

Updated up to - and including - Tue 08th June

ALL DONE !
THANK FK FOR THAT.
TONIGHT'S SAT COMP DOESN'T COUNT, SO THIS TABLE STANDS FOR TOMORROW TOO.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

This sure does only take a few minutes per day. FML.

[Sighmuns]

weeeeeee i'm 2nd

[Drain Alien]

weeeeeee i'm 2nd

U see Greg; I told ya!
All u gotta do is play 11 comps when u come back next month then you'll get to stay in the league.....
 

[TightEnd]

Only I could get QQ,KK,QQ in three successive hands, do £60 and two stacks

George Michael I don't think I could beat if he had 1 card, I had six and he was blindfolded.

[Simon Galloway]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6696085/

Shhhhhhh!!

[Claw75]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6696085/

Shhhhhhh!!

yeah yeah - like you didn't slip Adrian a tenner to put that stuff in

[TightEnd]

Well done to Rockstar, HoldorUnlikehertoWin, Sicilian, celtic, Jim McBride and ffs George Michael who won seats into Saturday's £500. Good luck guys

[Drain Alien]

Well done to Rockstar, HoldorUnlikehertoWin, Sicilian, celtic, Jim McBride and ffs George Michael who won seats into Saturday's £500. Good luck guys

+1
well done guys.
Did anyone have anywhere near £500 worth of re-buys?
 
Pini grigio and 7 stone chris (I think) took two of the other seats.

But the best news of the day is......NO LEAGUE TABLE UPDATES; wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Drain Alien]

Anyone heard anything from our retired Elder?

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/

[Rockstar]

No idea what Tighty`s done to Gorgeous George Michael in the past

But without fail,everytime Tighty raised,he snapped him with any two

Nice to see so many regs win the seats,wp all

Comedy cash table Lucky was on till the early hours,the shy and retiring "Willie from Watford" going at it with GUKPT Thanet Summer Series winner Ricky Mackintosh

Some of the most outrageous binkage ive seen in a long while,with full running commentary from our friend Willie

£500 overlay for the G in the satellite,was a fairly tame affair overall re-buy wise,60 odd runners in all

[TightEnd]

No idea what Tighty`s done to Gorgeous George Michael in the past

But without fail,everytime Tighty raised,he snapped him with any two

This is true, except he never misses with his any two. Uncanny skills.

[luther101]

Drainy - going by the way you've used the last ten pages of this thread as your Fantasy League work sheet - is it any wonder that most sensible people wouldn't let a 'City Boy' look after their child's phuqqin ice-cream?

Jeezzzzzzzzzzzz - what are the academic requirements to work in The Square Mile, nowadays - an O level in Media Studies?

[Lucky]

No idea what Tighty`s done to Gorgeous George Michael in the past

But without fail,everytime Tighty raised,he snapped him with any two

Nice to see so many regs win the seats,wp all

Comedy cash table Lucky was on till the early hours,the shy and retiring "Willie from Watford" going at it with GUKPT Thanet Summer Series winner Ricky Mackintosh

Some of the most outrageous binkage ive seen in a long while,with full running commentary from our friend Willie

£500 overlay for the G in the satellite,was a fairly tame affair overall re-buy wise,60 odd runners in all

I find Will's table banter quite entertaining, but I'm not sure that everyone does, and Ricky totally owned him last night!

He has had some good results though.

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=106148