Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Rockstar]

I`d love to play in the scrabble challenge games,but as im usually winning tournaments at the G,is there any chance the games could start at 4am please.

[celtic]

I`d love to play in the scrabble challenge games,but as im usually winning tournaments at the G,is there any chance the games could start at 4am please.

lol, nh.

[Lucky]

Can we change the name of this thread now please. I propose;

Drainy's Uber Tez 2010 G Luton Blonde League/Fantasy Poker & Scrabble Competition.

[celtic]

Can we change the name of this thread now please. I propose;

Drainy's Uber Tez 2010 G Luton Blonde League/Fantasy Poker/And load of old bollocks & Scrabble/i] Competition.

FYP

[HOLDorFOLD]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6706135/

[Rockstar]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6706135/

Good work Chelle.

More please.

[Claw75]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6706135/

lol wpwp 

[TightEnd]

very good indeed

Quixotic, in fact

[nirvana]

Very good, love the last line

[Chompy]

LOLZ, wp Holdy. You're queen of the xtranormal site if not the scrabble board, as highlighted below:

Me 414 - 351 Holdorfold
Me 319 - 285 Evil
Me 337 - 304 Evil
Me 429 - 327 Evil

Come on Tighty, let's have that opening league table up please.
Rivered Edna in the second of three games with U N I T E R S on a treble word with 50 bonus.

Oh, and some old bloke with a handbag won tonight's £30 thing (no bonus points), while a Luther lookalike, only sporting some sort of afro, finished sixth.

[Rockstar]

LOLZ, wp Holdy. You're queen of the xtranormal site if not the scrabble board, as highlighted below:

Me 414 - 351 Holdorfold
Me 319 - 285 Evil
Me 337 - 304 Evil
Me 429 - 327 Evil

Come on Tighty, let's have that opening league table up please.
Rivered Edna in the second of three games with U N I T E R S on a treble word with 50 bonus.

Oh, and some old bloke with a handbag won tonight's £30 thing (no bonus points), while a Luther lookalike, only sporting some sort of afro, finished sixth.

My fantasy team are starting to showboat now they know the league is in the (man)bag

Tikay may have looked like a German sex tourist tonight,but when your team turn up at will and destroy the best Luton has to offer,surely the game is up

Paddy Power would have paid out by now with grace and dignity

The fat lady is clearing her throat as we speak

[Drain Alien]

LOLZ, wp Holdy. You're queen of the xtranormal site if not the scrabble board, as highlighted below:

Me 414 - 351 Holdorfold
Me 319 - 285 Evil
Me 337 - 304 Evil
Me 429 - 327 Evil

Come on Tighty, let's have that opening league table up please.
Rivered Edna in the second of three games with U N I T E R S on a treble word with 50 bonus.

Oh, and some old bloke with a handbag won tonight's £30 thing (no bonus points), while a Luther lookalike, only sporting some sort of afro, finished sixth.

[Not so] Mini Drainy took 4th last nite; wp him.
I drove there, AND back; now that's just ridic imo. Wp me.
Galloway managed to drink about 80 gallons of Kronenbourg last nite; wp him.
Bank de la Chompy managed to sell off about a million dollars; wp him.
Pizz-"hello sexy"-Led managed to arrive late and also leave early; wp him

Various photos of the evening to follow, including sone VERY dodgy and questionable scrabble words from Chompy.

Comedy moment......Mr Kendall gets moved to our table, and 8-stone Chris welcomes him....."Hi J.K. How r you?"......lolz
Nice bag Tony John.

Second comedy moment woz that the cardroom announcement for the owner of a White Skoda with reg CH10........
This resulted in no excessive laughter in the poker room; at all. 

Drainy

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    11      249      3.28
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    11      205      2.97
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Luther               73     3    1    3    12      185      2.53
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53**
Chompy               39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       28       1.47 *
Nirvana              59     1    1    2    4       77       1.31
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.9
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Tuesday 15th June




June table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar              1   1    0    2       49
Edna                  1   0    1    1       33
Jonnyplum             1   0    0    0       15
Tony Handbag          1   0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    0    2       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       7
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       6
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5





Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               698
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             680
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      531
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'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                526
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                521
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          431
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   429
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     427
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         422
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   390
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         382
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               346
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       316
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        303
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    302
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     257
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      239
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235



Still awaiting May monthly total for RUDonkoff. If not forthcoming soon, disqualification could beckon

** June included


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[TightEnd]

So Television's Tony Handbag storms to victory in the Rookie donkament for 15 points ahead of Mini Drainy and Luther. The league table has been updated. I would write more but that plonker Drainful has rather stolen my thunder. I don't know, he dicks around doing very little when in charge and then, once relieved of responsibility in a coup d'etat worthy of General Pinochet's Junta he comes to life with morning posts, cogent information and the obligatory teenage spelling of words like "woz".

the fantasy League table is also updated where nirvana overtakes Luther into fourth courtesy of a Handbag in his team

At the top the Battle royal betweeen someone with a lot of hair and someone without a lot of hair continues.

For reference these are the two teams scrapping for the title. Who is your money on?

Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)   
Adrian Gotch 
Paul Noonan   
Phil Cooklin   
James Miller   
Tony Kendall   

‘Phoenix 5’ (G.Rogers)   
Adrian Gotch   
Paul Noonan 
Graham Wheldon
Ian Needleman   
Graham Rogers 

In effect it comes down to Cooklin/Miller/Handbag against Wheldon/Needleman/Rogers.

Initial scrabble table upcoming.


The fantasy league ends on 30th June. Am I correct in thinking you would all like one for the second half of the year? Obviously with different prices for players (Rockstar £10m, nirvana £1m) and a tweak or two in the rules, but you'd be interested in having another league?


 

[TightEnd]

Scrabble League

Name                      Played Won  Lost Bonus   Pts      Score
Chompus Minimis        4        4       0    1          14       3.5
HoldorThesaurus        1        0       1    0            0         0
Evil2letters                4        0       1    0            0         0  


On a statistically significant sample size of one night it is interesting to see how far ahead the male, Chompus Minimis, is ahead of both his female competitors. One can only expect this to continue. Especially as those males not as dumb as Chompus enter the fray.