Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

So, that's a supportive post yeah?

[ ] sure isn't

That's ok then
Phew

[The Captain]

Drain whether you post or don't post makes little difference to me, I  can bypass your ramblings, you are but a minor inconvenience to me , a bit like slowing down for a speed camera on a fast bit of road.

[Drain Alien]

Lolz

[nirvana]

Drain whether you post or don't post makes little difference to me, I  can bypass your ramblings, you are but a minor inconvenience to me , a bit like slowing down for a speed camera on a fast bit of road.

Please post more Captain

[Claw75]

shame 'gatso' is already taken or I'd ask Vinny to abuse his mod powers some more

[Drain Alien]

No official email results from de G last nite, but I can confirm the following:
50 runners, so bonus pointees up for grabs
Mini Drainy's mate Pat took 8th (saver)
Still in at that time:
Tom M
Holdy F
Raymondo D
Matt B (thread lurker)
Tracey T (wifey of David)
Plus some other RD's

My confidence was suitably boosted by getting past the first break; wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Alas, my exit was courtesy of Thomas's ladies, sending my JJ to the bar packing.

Other leaguers present: B Wars, E Edna, M Twins, L Red, M Drainy, P Izzled (hello sexy) and L Ucky (who wasn't).

Ps - we came home via Harpenden, rather than Lower Luton Road, in order to avoid those irritating speed cameras

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    1    2       80       4.02
Winkie               13     1    0    1    4       54       4.02
Sir Donksalot        36     3    2    2    4       128      3.50
Boer Wars            88     10   2    6    13      294      3.34
Tightend             17     0    1    3    3       53       3.11
G-Rodge              45     5    1    2    8       136      2.89
Chompy               43     3    4    0    5       120      2.79
Jonnyplum            60     4    2    1    9       168      2.79
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    2    5       80       2.66
China Mug            93     3    4    4    16      247      2.66
Evil Edna            83     6    2    3    8       212      2.55
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53
Snatiramas           6      1    0    0    0       15       2.50
Celtic               31     3    0    0    4       76       2.45
Rockstar             92     4    4    2    14      224      2.43
Claw                 32     3    1    1    1       75       2.34
Tikay                29     2    1    1    2       68       2.34
Luther               88     3    1    3    15      202      2.29
British Gas          39     0    3    0    4       78       2.07
Handsome Paul        26     2    0    0    2       50       1.98
Alex                 10     0    0    1    1       18       1.80
Xpressman            57     2    1    2    4       101      1.77
Pizzled              57     2    2    2    4       97       1.70
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51
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Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26
Lucky                50     2    1    0    3       54       1.10
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Tue 20 July

July table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            0    0    1    5       43
Evil Edna            1    0    1    2       38
Sir Donksalot        1    1    0    0       27
Boer Wars            0    0    1    1       16
Claw                 1    0    0    0       15
Snatiramas           1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    0    2       14
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
TightEnd             0    1    0    0       12
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       11
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Alex                 0    0    1    0       9
Pizzled              0    0    1    0       9
Tony Handbag         0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    0    1       7
Luther               0    0    0    1       6
Winkie               0    0    0    1       5

No official result received here from Tit Tuesday - some sort of first-day-back hazing from those wags at the G imo - and details are sketchy.

Professional Birdforum tilter, Drainy, who's finally emerged from his cardboard box covered in shards of lettuce after a long bit of sleepage, informs us that there were 50 runners for a super bonus, but Bernard just texted the following...

"7th    41 runners    ty"

This is what I'll be going with until proven otherwise, so 4pts for the Vegas-bound builder and nowt else doing as far as I know.

Oh, and has anyone seen the MAS?
Luther seems to pop in occasionally still but where's Rockstar and Boer Wars?

*Bernard's 3pt bonus added

[tikay]

Welcome home Chuiompy.

Good to see that upon your return, chaos reigns once again.

My old Guv'nor used to say "don't bring me excuses or problems, bring me solutions". Bring back Lord End, I say.

PS - you get a Bonus Mark for "Tit Tuesday". Tit Tuesday & Wankers Wednesday, excellent, we need a name for every night of the week.

[Claw75]

Welcome home Chuiompy.

Good to see that upon your return, chaos reigns once again.

My old Guv'nor used to say "don't bring me excuses or problems, bring me solutions". Bring back Lord End, I say.

PS - you get a Bonus Mark for "Tit Tuesday". Tit Tuesday & Wankers Wednesday, excellent, we need a name for every night of the week.

tit Tuesday was the original, coined by laughing Loofah - you need to spend more time on this thread innit.  fyi, the £75 jobbie is on Farking Friday.  

The trouble with Wednesday's moniker is I now feel the urge to ask 'who's wanking tonight?'

[Drain Alien]

Welcome home Chuiompy.

Good to see that upon your return, chaos reigns once again.

My old Guv'nor used to say "don't bring me excuses or problems, bring me solutions". Bring back Lord End, I say.

PS - you get a Bonus Mark for "Tit Tuesday". Tit Tuesday & Wankers Wednesday, excellent, we need a name for every night of the week.

tit Tuesday was the original, coined by laughing Loofah - you need to spend more time on this thread innit.  fyi, the £75 jobbie is on Farking Friday.  

The trouble with Wednesday's moniker is I now feel the urge to ask 'who's wanking tonight?'

I suspect RUWanking will be there

[Drain Alien]

Mr Ch10MPY, the screen said 50 imo.
I remember being like well proper pleased with 49th or similar.

Started with 5 "almost full" tables, with 90 mins of alternates.

[Chompy]

Meh. If one of this evening's wankers could please let me know the actual result from last night please imo. And please tell deputy assistant YTS job-placement elder Tighty where Holdy finished for his high-brow fantasy thread. Ta.

[Drain Alien]

Meh. If one of this evening's wankers could please let me know the actual result from last night please imo. And please tell deputy assistant YTS job-placement elder Tighty where Holdy finished for his high-brow fantasy thread. Ta.

Just received text from Niall confirming 50 last nite, innit

[Claw75]

Meh. If one of this evening's wankers could please let me know the actual result from last night please imo. And please tell deputy assistant YTS job-placement elder Tighty where Holdy finished for his high-brow fantasy thread. Ta.

Just received text from Niall confirming 50 last nite, innit

sick 'I have Niall's phone number' brag

[Drain Alien]

Meh. If one of this evening's wankers could please let me know the actual result from last night please imo. And please tell deputy assistant YTS job-placement elder Tighty where Holdy finished for his high-brow fantasy thread. Ta.

Just received text from Niall confirming 50 last nite, innit

sick 'I have Niall's phone number' brag

It's from the old days when we were a couple
I stopped seeing him when I met little red