Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[nirvana]

LOL I sure will take the bait.....

C'mon, it will be incred

[the sicilian]

LOL I sure will take the bait.....

C'mon, it will be incred

Ur eagerness is ur downfall

[Chompy]

Stop being bashful Sir Donks. What about the first chapter you PM'd (pasted below) me earlier? Finish it off please...

Decided to play the £20 rebuy donkfest, so asked my mum to iron t-shirt no.239 from my 2010 summer collection.
As there were going to be lots of leaguers there to admire my fashion sense, I asked her to glue some glitter on and she did. Pink and silver. My fave.
The weather was good so I dropped the lid on my gay cabriolet and set off to the G. I lost a silver star off my left shoulder in the wind around J5 but easy trip otherwise.
My first table was full of flotsam so I set about limp-calling 97% of hands. At 25-50 I limped utg with AK clubs. George Michael raised the button to 850 and I called.
I liked the texture of the 789 two heart flop, so check-called his 3500 C-bet. I knew he had none of it.
The turn brought a third heart, the jack, which completed the str8 draw too. I knew he had none of it, so repped the str8 flush by check-min raising.
FML, he couldn't let go of 7 5, with the 5 hearts in his hand. Chips...!

[nirvana]

LOL I sure will take the bait.....

C'mon, it will be incred

Ur eagerness is ur downfall

Such a tease, fwiw, I have you pegged as BPIL and I want to learn, even at my age.

[nirvana]

Stop being bashful Sir Donks. What about the first chapter you PM'd (pasted below) me earlier? Finish it off please...

Decided to play the £20 rebuy donkfest, so asked my mum to iron t-shirt no.239 from my 2010 summer collection.
As there were going to be lots of leaguers there to admire my fashion sense, I asked her to glue some glitter on and she did. Pink and silver. My fave.
The weather was good so I dropped the lid on my gay cabriolet and set off to the G. I lost a silver star off my left shoulder in the wind around J5 but easy trip otherwise.
My first table was full of flotsam so I set about limp-calling 97% of hands. At 25-50 I limped utg with AK clubs. George Michael raised the button to 850 and I called.
I liked the texture of the 789 two heart flop, so check-called his 3500 C-bet. I knew he had none of it.
The turn brought a third heart, the jack, which completed the str8 draw too. I knew he had none of it, so repped the str8 flush by check-min raising.
FML, he couldn't let go of 7 5, with the 5 hearts in his hand. Chips...!

That's what I'm talking 'bout

[the sicilian]

Stop being bashful Sir Donks. What about the first chapter you PM'd (pasted below) me earlier? Finish it off please...

Decided to play the £20 rebuy donkfest, so asked my mum to iron t-shirt no.239 from my 2010 summer collection.
As there were going to be lots of leaguers there to admire my fashion sense, I asked her to glue some glitter on and she did. Pink and silver. My fave.
The weather was good so I dropped the lid on my gay cabriolet and set off to the G. I lost a silver star off my left shoulder in the wind around J5 but easy trip otherwise.
My first table was full of flotsam so I set about limp-calling 97% of hands. At 25-50 I limped utg with AK clubs. George Michael raised the button to 850 and I called.
I liked the texture of the 789 two heart flop, so check-called his 3500 C-bet. I knew he had none of it.
The turn brought a third heart, the jack, which completed the str8 draw too. I knew he had none of it, so repped the str8 flush by check-min raising.
FML, he couldn't let go of 7 5, with the 5 hearts in his hand. Chips...!

That's what I'm talking 'bout

Its like u were there

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    1    2       80       4.02
Winkie               13     1    0    1    4       54       4.02
Sir Donksalot        36     4    2    2    4       143      3.97
Boer Wars            88     10   2    6    13      294      3.34
Tightend             17     0    1    3    3       53       3.11
G-Rodge              45     5    1    2    8       136      2.89
Jonnyplum            60     4    2    1    9       168      2.79
Evil Edna            83     6    3    3    8       224      2.70
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    2    5       80       2.66
China Mug            93     3    4    4    16      247      2.66
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53
Snatiramas           6      1    0    0    0       15       2.50
Celtic               31     3    0    0    4       76       2.45
Rockstar             92     4    4    2    14      224      2.43
Chompy               50     3    4    0    5       120      2.40 *
Claw                 32     3    1    1    1       75       2.34
Tikay                29     2    1    1    2       68       2.34
Luther               88     3    1    3    15      202      2.29
Unimaginative        30     2    1    1    2       65       2.17
British Gas          39     0    3    0    4       78       2.07
Handsome Paul        26     2    0    0    2       50       1.98
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    7       69       1.82
Alex                 10     0    0    1    1       18       1.80
Xpressman            57     2    1    2    4       101      1.77
Pizzled              57     2    2    2    4       97       1.70
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       81       1.33
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95 *
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Fri 23 July

* - July total included

July table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Evil Edna            1    1    1    2       50
China Mug            0    0    1    5       43
Sir Donksalot        2    1    0    0       42
Xpressman            0    0    0    2       20
Boer Wars            0    0    1    1       16
Claw                 1    0    0    0       15
Snatiramas           1    0    0    0       15
Unimaginative        0    1    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    0    2       14
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
TightEnd             0    1    0    0       12
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Alex                 0    0    1    0       9
Pizzled              0    0    1    0       9
Tony Handbag         0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    0    1       7
Luther               0    0    0    1       6
Drainy               0    0    0    1       6
Winkie               0    0    0    1       5
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       4

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         17     12     5      5      41     +779    2.41
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Holdyfoldy     1      0      1      0      0      -63     0
EvilEdna       5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Another bold showing from Xpressman last night, with his fifth good for 9pts (3pt bonus).
77Dave77 took it down from Unimaginative, whose 15pts shoots him up from borderline relegation to mid-table obscurity. Too late for my fantasy league one hopes though.

[luther101]

Oh phuqq     ......

Warning, warning, warning      ......      the Pub League Freaks have a tournament scheduled for the G this afterlunch.

J 3 offsuit will be played like the nutz on a King high, flushing, straightening, paired board by numerous clueless idiots         .....      Nirvana, Lionel, George M etc.

[Claw75]

looks like Nirvana has opened a 2nd account in an attempt to learn how to play the pokerz properly without us catching on

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=48929.msg1210508#new

[Chompy]

Second accounts are strictly forbidden!

Anyway, this guy seems too much of a thinker to be Nirvana imo.

[Claw75]

Second accounts are strictly forbidden!

Anyway, this guy seems too much of a thinker to be Nirvana imo.

dunno - didn't think much when he came up with the cunning alias for account number two izzit

[nirvana]

FML, outed

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    1    2       80       4.02
Winkie               13     1    0    1    4       54       4.02
Sir Donksalot        36     4    2    2    4       143      3.97
Boer Wars            88     10   2    6    13      294      3.34
Tightend             17     0    1    3    3       53       3.11
G-Rodge              45     5    1    2    8       136      2.89
Jonnyplum            60     4    2    1    9       168      2.79
China Mug            93     3    4    4    17      255      2.74
Evil Edna            83     6    3    3    8       224      2.70
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    2    5       80       2.66
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53
Snatiramas           10     1    0    0    1       25       2.50 *
Celtic               31     3    0    0    4       76       2.45
Rockstar             92     4    4    2    14      224      2.43
Chompy               50     3    4    0    5       120      2.40 *
Claw                 32     3    1    1    1       75       2.34
Tikay                29     2    1    1    2       68       2.34
Luther               88     3    1    3    15      202      2.29
Unimaginative        30     2    1    1    2       65       2.17
British Gas          39     0    3    0    4       78       2.07
Handsome Paul        26     2    0    0    2       50       1.98
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    7       69       1.82
Alex                 10     0    0    1    1       18       1.80
Xpressman            57     2    1    2    4       101      1.77
Pizzled              57     2    2    2    4       97       1.70
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       81       1.33
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95 *
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Sat 24 July

* - July total included

July table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            0    0    1    6       51
Evil Edna            1    1    1    2       50
Sir Donksalot        2    1    0    0       42
Snatiramas           1    0    0    1       25
Xpressman            0    0    0    2       20
Boer Wars            0    0    1    1       16
Claw                 1    0    0    0       15
Unimaginative        0    1    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    0    2       14
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
TightEnd             0    1    0    0       12
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Alex                 0    0    1    0       9
Pizzled              0    0    1    0       9
Tony Handbag         0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    0    1       7
Luther               0    0    0    1       6
Drainy               0    0    0    1       6
Winkie               0    0    0    1       5
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       4

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         17     12     5      5      41     +779    2.41
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Holdyfoldy     1      0      1      0      0      -63     0
EvilEdna       5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Let the records show that it was on 24 July that Snatiramas did hit the top of the leader board for the first time in 2010. From bottom to top in the space of less than a month. Greg will be top when the monthly tourneys played figures get added in though.
Let the records also show that it was on the same date that Bernard usurped evil-stripey-book at the top of the monthly standings.

[Laxie]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  Well done Snatty!!!

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