Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Welcome along MAS fringe-member Bolton. So nearly put you in my fantasy team. Shoulda, mighta beaten Snat then.

[Matrix twin]

whos playin at g tonite

[GMan]

Vinnie, its either 2000 or 3000 starting stack probably 2000, wth 2 levels of 45 min rebuys and then 20 minute turkey shoot will be around 120 runners.......

And yes matrix i will be playing this evening.

[Chompy]

Look at them all, 81 wandered down for wankers' Wednesday, but not a leaguer to be seen among the top nine. No late-night MAS-turbation, nothing. Just a few fantasy league scorers.

[TightEnd]

What a ludicrous competition. When I exited 13th, having nurdled, nudged and nicked my way to 70,000 which was still only 9xbb by the time the blinds reached 4k/8k and we're getting one round of the table per level, people were still limp-folding from early position.

I really must never play that comp again. Copy and pasted from the last time I said that.


Anyway, Sweaty Terry has sent me the following piece which was erroneously sent to him as "homework"


The Secret Diary of Glenn Henderson, aged 43 3/4.

For Summer camp homework while Mum and Dad are out at work

Mum and Dad bought me a new sofa today. It's great, three seats, one a corner unit and one turns into a recliner! I can sit back with Merlot in one hand and my copy of Heat magazine in the other and watch Countdown until its time to go out and have fun.

Tonight I decided to go down to Luton to play what Mum says I cannot call "Wankers Wednesday". I made sure I wore my tight brown t-shirt that shows off my tattoos, just in case Antony was there dealing. Or Alan basher Gray was there playing. I asked Mum what "homo-erotic" meant yesterday, and got a clip round the ear. I told her I learnt it at Luton, and she almost banned me from going but tonight my folks are out so I can sneak off.

My first table allowed me to do a Sir Donksalot, and outplay the flotsam and jetsam down the streets with minimal risk. Moving tables I got to play with Chemical "I was the Nine of Spades in the first Gulf War" Ali, the lovely Danny Fish and some young men I saw earlier that day on the Rounders field at Summer Camp.

The second table move was where it all went wrong. In seat One, 50 year freezer passing and blinding to the bubble, In seat two 60 year heater with a cardigan and drawing Donald Duck on the felt and in seat five, 40 year heater. Basher was in Six too. I asked the Freezer in seat one "what do you get if you combine a 60 year heater and a 40 year heater?". Ten minutes later he was still philosophising on whether it was a 100 year heater or two seperate heaters.

Anyway I found Aces, I made it a suspicious looking 3200 at 600-1200 looking nonchalant and fey. 60 year cardigan heater pushed. I immediately knew I was a huge dog, but called anyway. She had 10-10. The river came a ten.

Now back amongst the dead men I decided to get creative and opened with J-3 in the cut off. Jin Ze Wu Tang Klan called me on the button. I decided I could begin my heater here and would push any non-paint flop. A 4-8-10 board obliged. I pushed. Jin Ze Wu Tang insta snapped me for all his chips with Queen high. Q-9 in fact. Well played Wu Tang Klan.

Of course he was winning anyway, but binked his gutshot Jack on the turn for good effect.

This is now 163 tournaments without a cash since I took seventh place prize money in a four way chop with that nice Mr Biggles on the school trip to Nottingham.

Time for a new course in the next school year, possibly a transfer away from the Luton module and onto somewhere I am actually competitive. I will ask the combined 100 year heaters where they recommend next time I see them.

[tikay]

Look at them all, 81 wandered down for wankers' Wednesday, but not a leaguer to be seen among the top nine. No late-night MAS-turbation, nothing. Just a few fantasy league scorers.

Chompy's nameage & pennage, while streets adrift of the Posh thread run by TightArse, continues to amuse greatly.

[tikay]

What a ludicrous competition. When I exited 13th, having nurdled, nudged and nicked my way to 70,000 which was still only 9xbb by the time the blinds reached 4k/8k and we're getting one round of the table per level, people were still limp-folding from early position.

I really must never play that comp again. Copy and pasted from the last time I said that.


Anyway, Sweaty Terry has sent me the following piece which was erroneously sent to him as "homework"


The Secret Diary of Glenn Henderson, aged 43 3/4.

For Summer camp homework while Mum and Dad are out at work

Mum and Dad bought me a new sofa today. It's great, three seats, one a corner unit and one turns into a recliner! I can sit back with Merlot in one hand and my copy of Heat magazine in the other and watch Countdown until its time to go out and have fun.

Tonight I decided to go down to Luton to play what Mum says I cannot call "Wankers Wednesday". I made sure I wore my tight brown t-shirt that shows off my tattoos, just in case Antony was there dealing. Or Alan basher Gray was there playing. I asked Mum what "homo-erotic" meant yesterday, and got a clip round the ear. I told her I learnt it at Luton, and she almost banned me from going but tonight my folks are out so I can sneak off.

My first table allowed me to do a Sir Donksalot, and outplay the flotsam and jetsam down the streets with minimal risk. Moving tables I got to play with Chemical "I was the Nine of Spades in the first Gulf War" Ali, the lovely Danny Fish and some young men I saw earlier that day on the Rounders field at Summer Camp.

The second table move was where it all went wrong. In seat One, 50 year freezer passing and blinding to the bubble, In seat two 60 year heater with a cardigan and drawing Donald Duck on the felt and in seat five, 40 year heater. Basher was in Six too. I asked the Freezer in seat one "what do you get if you combine a 60 year heater and a 40 year heater?". Ten minutes later he was still philosphising on whether it was a 100 year heater or two seperate heaters.

Anyway I found Aces, I made it a suspicious looking 3200 at 600-1200 looking nonchalant and fey. 60 year cardigan heater pushed. I immediately new I was a huge dog, but called anyway. She had 10-10. The river came a ten.

Now back amongst the dead men I decided to get creative and opened with J-3 in the cut off. Jin Ze Wu Tang Klan called me on the button. I decided I could begin my heater here and would push any non-paint flop. A 4-8-10 board obliged. I pushed. Jin Ze Wu Tang insta snapped me for all his chips with Queen high. Q-9 in fact. Well played Wu Tang Klan.

Of course he was winning anyway, but binked his gutshot Jack on the turn for good effect.

This is now 163 tournaments without a cash since I took seventh place prize money in a four way chop with that nice Mr Biggles on the school trip to Nottingham.

Time for a new course in the next school year, possibly a transfer away from the Luton module and onto somewhere I am actually competitive. I will ask the combined 100 year heaters where they recommend next time I see them.

Stick that on the Grown-Up thread Rich, where it will be read & appreciated by the more erudite of Lutoners. It's wasted on Chomp's Sun-reading Big Bruv watching crew.

[TightEnd]

http://blondepoker.com/index.php?q=node/27497


A reminder tonight is the Live GUKPT Luton sat at DTD, 5 seats guaranteed

Sunday at 7pm the Online sat, 5 seats guaranteed


What's better, win a seat this way and be VIP'ed** by the lovely Alex during the main event....

(**not a euphemism)

[Claw75]

43 3/4. Lolz.

[Snatiramas]

Is anybody going for this evenings comedy night?

[luther101]

Is anybody going for this evenings comedy night?

Who's on - not Chompy & the Chuckle Bros      ......        again??

[nirvana]

Er..lol, thanks x

Add MDD for 170 year heater - FOL's

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Sir Donksalot        44     4    2    2    4       143      3.25
Boer Wars            98     10   2    6    13      294      3.00
Winkie               18     1    0    1    4       54       3.00
G-Rodge              48     5    1    2    8       136      2.83
Tightend             24     1    1    3    3       68       2.83
Chompy               50     3    4    1    5       129      2.58
Snatiramas           10     1    0    0    1       25       2.50
Tikay                31     2    1    2    2       77       2.48
China Mug            110    3    4    4    20      271      2.46
Evil Edna            102    6    3    3    11      243      2.41
Jonnyplum            71     4    2    1    9       168      2.37
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Claw                 42     3    2    2    1       96       2.29
LittleRedRidingHood  37     1    1    2    6       84       2.27
Unimaginative        32     2    1    1    3       72       2.25
Rockstar             100    4    4    2    14      224      2.24
Celtic               34     3    0    0    4       76       2.24
British Gas          41     0    3    0    4       78       1.90
Luther               109    3    1    3    15      202      1.85
Handsome Paul        28     2    0    0    2       50       1.79
Xpressman            69     2    2    2    4       113      1.64
Alex                 11     0    0    1    1       18       1.64
Drain Alien          44     1    1    0    7       69       1.57
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51 *
Pizzled              68     2    2    2    4       97       1.43
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Nirvana              70     1    1    2    5       91       1.30
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95

Updated up to and including Thu 5 August

* - July total REQUIRED

August table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Chompy               0    0    1    0       9
Bernard              0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         19     14     5      7      49     +1087   2.58
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Grrrr, only 23 there tonight, so no points on offer. No scrabz either, Edna and Boer Wars still going strong when I donked'em spectacularly to depart in 12th.

[Toblerone]

all at the circus i hope playing the free entry comp .. that includes no reg fees cant see the g stealing this idea somehow  lol

[Drain Alien]

Drainy on holiday.

Reports that the resort he is at is suffering a temporary lull in attendances due to some Englishman at a bar drinking Kronenburg and telling bad beat stories while boasting about "have you seen my ridic tez thread on blonde?" are unconfirmed.

OY tighty - wot happenswd to my last post?
Nothing to do with rupillock and Josh matrix imo