Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

FFS, it's ridic - our league elder wins 9 bags and then completely forgets his league table responsibilities.

Some snippets from last nite at the G whilst chimpy continues to sleep....

- 41 runners (including littlered, accompanied by mini drainy - I was home enjoying my retirement)
- Edna took 3rd
- Johny da plum took 4th
- Paying to 6 - no news of savers.
- others known to be present - GavChelle, larfin loofah, pen man John and daughter Lisa, and raymondo danks

Drainy
(Ex Elder)

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Tightend             24     2    2    3    3       95       3.96
Sir Donksalot        44     4    3    2    4       164      3.73
Boer Wars            98     10   2    6    13      294      3.00
Winkie               18     1    0    1    4       54       3.00
Tikay                31     3    1    2    2       92       2.97
G-Rodge              48     5    1    2    9       142      2.96
Celtic               34     3    0    0    6       97       2.85
British Gas          41     1    4    0    4       111      2.71
Chompy               50     3    4    1    6       133      2.66
Claw                 42     3    2    2    2       109      2.60
Snatiramas           10     1    0    0    1       25       2.50
Evil Edna            102    6    3    4    11      252      2.47
China Mug            110    3    4    4    20      271      2.46
Jonnyplum            71     4    2    1    10      175      2.46
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
LittleRedRidingHood  37     1    1    2    6       84       2.27
Unimaginative        32     2    1    1    3       72       2.25
Rockstar             100    4    4    2    14      224      2.24
Xpressman            69     2    2    3    5       137      1.99
Luther               109    3    1    3    16      214      1.96
Pizzled              68     2    3    3    4       124      1.82
Handsome Paul        28     2    0    0    2       50       1.79
Alex                 11     0    0    1    1       18       1.64
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Nirvana              70     2    1    2    6       112      1.60
Drain Alien          44     1    1    0    7       69       1.57
Dingdell             30     1    1    0    1       41       1.37
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95

Updated up to and including Tue 24 August

August table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            0    1    1    1       36
British Gas          1    1    0    0       33
Tighty               1    1    0    0       27
Pizzled              0    1    1    0       27
Claw                 0    1    0    1       25
Celtic               0    0    0    2       21
Sir Donksalot        0    1    0    0       21
Nirvana              1    0    0    1       21
Tikay                1    0    0    0       15
Chompy               0    0    1    1       13
Luther               0    0    0    1       12
Evil Edna            0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplums           0    0    0    1       7
Bernard              0    0    0    1       6
G-Rodge              0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         19     14     5      7      49     +1087   2.58
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Edna was out very very early on Sunday, when trying out a yellow blazer which obv lacked the evil powers of the powder blue number. I'm guessing that before last night the magical duck-drawing crystal pyramid was taken out of the yellow one and stashed back into the blue pocket - a third would suggest all is back in place.
Plumsy managed an MAS-tilting fourth, with the ultimate Scrabble Man Przemyslaw Staniszewski back in fifth.
Nine point to Evil, seven to Professor Plums.

I'm easy about whether to include my maximum haul of 24pts from The Vic. It's within the Engerland borders, so should count imo. If anyone thinks I should get de points, please, please, just say so. Ty.

[luther101]

Another flag in Nirvana's eye, yep. That'll be flag no.20     ...............        Nirvana only has four ffs.

Four??      ..............        Betty Cotten's got more than that!

Glenda always get's most defensive concerning his paucity of flags, claiming that he's "only been playing for six weeks" etc etc.

It's just as well Admiral Horatio Nelson didn't have to rely The Henderson Warchest before Trafalgar, or the most famous message in Semaphore History would have read, "England ex      ....."

And all those brave sailors would have sailed towards the French/Spanish fleet thinking M' Noble Lud was texting his new sweetheart - Cheryl Cole!

[celtic]

You're either very intelligent Luther or you sniff a lot of glue. I can't quite work out which.

[Claw75]

You're either very intelligent Luther or you sniff a lot of glue. I can't quite work out which.

the two aren't necessarily mutally exclusive are they?  I'm gonna plump for 'both'

[Chompy]

You're either very intelligent Luther or you sniff a lot of glue. I can't quite work out which.

See the photo taken by Rockstar during the main event for details...

[TightEnd]

You're either very intelligent Luther or you sniff a lot of glue. I can't quite work out which.

See the photo taken by Rockstar during the main event for details...

taken by me. I have a knack for identifying that special pose that accentuates the natural tendencies of the nutters.

[Claw75]

speaking of Looofart we were having a chat before the tournament on Monday about arranging a night out down Chicagos innit.  Any leaguers up for a night out on the toon?  Will have to invite Andy Liew imo.

[luther101]

You're either very intelligent Luther or you sniff a lot of glue. I can't quite work out which.

Pah - less of those unclassy Trainspottingesque observations Mr VincenzoNoVicBink Confetti   ......    the prefered solvent of choice amongst us Southerners (aka The Guvnors) is - without doubt - nail varnish remover      .....        refreshingly expensive @ £1,400 per gallon!

I take it you Glaswegians are still hooked on that Sheet Metal Degreaser that gets smuggled out of the Govan Shipyards, every Friday night, in 25 gallon drums?

[celtic]

Evo stick ftw. But not since I was 9.

[luther101]

Shhhhhhuuush, Henderson's lurking    .....       don't mention Chompy's success at The Vic!

[Chompy]

Don't worry, 'Four Flags' Henderson has been quite magnanimous about it all. Think he's coming to realise he'll never be up there with the likes of me and Sir Donksalot. He even sent a congratulatory text and a bouquet of orchids this morning.

[luther101]

Ahhhh, you City Girls with your 'country retreats' - you wouldn't know the diff between a daffodil and a marigold      ....      thinking atropa belladonna is an orchid!

[Rockstar]

speaking of Looofart we were having a chat before the tournament on Monday about arranging a night out down Chicagos innit.  Any leaguers up for a night out on the toon?  Will have to invite Andy Liew imo.

Loofer strutting his stuff?

Wouldnt miss it for the world,im in

[$muszlesz$]

is tonights comp still the 50 crapshoot ?