Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Sweaty Terry texted that he felt topless Barbara was too much for a family forum, and for Tikay's Tikka.

[Rockstar]

Sweaty Terry texted that he felt topless Barbara was too much for a family forum, and for Tikay's Tikka.

Was that the one in the sauna?

Marvellous pic that,the other dorris was none too shabby either

[Chompy]

News just in...

Sir Donksalot's new car has arrived. Slight problem with the design though. Apparently he asked for it to be 'pink and poofy' and the dealer misheard...

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
Celtic               55     6    1    1    8       181      3.29
G-Rodge              67     9    1    2    11      217      3.24
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    8       190      3.17
Tikay                40     3    1    3    3       112      2.80
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    14      300      2.73
Xpressman            84     2    3    3    6       216      2.57
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    16      235      2.20
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    19      230      1.74
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    8       75       1.56
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Lucky                68     3    1    0    5       95       1.40
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Fri 15 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    1    1    0       57
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Tikay                0    0    0    1       11
Rockstar             0    0    0    2       11
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       6
Drainy               0    0    0    1       6
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       6
Lucky                0    0    0    1       5
Luther               0    0    0    1       5

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       3      2      1      0      4      +76     1.33
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Lucky          3      1      2      0      2      -69     0.67
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

There was a 'Dean' and a 'Morris' among the cashers last night but it was flotsam Dean Clay in seventh and jetsam Kevin Morris in second, so no changes.
Get ready to rumble this arvo, though, when several league titans go into battle in the £200 club championshit. The line for number of runners has been set at 42-44.

[Claw75]

gl everyone playing this afternoon.  deano for 2nd imo.

[Chompy]

Sounds like they're up to around 60 runners...updates to follow

[Chompy]

ROLLING UPDATES

Willie Tann out and off to try and claims it back in benefits...

Handsome Paul gone. Got George Michaeled more than once by the sound of it...

BOTH McBink boys have been out-McBinked and discombobulated to the max...

[Claw75]

BOTH McBink boys have been out-McBinked and discombobulated to the max...

the world's gone crazy!  How many runners in the end?

[Dingdell]

Just checked the schedule and appaently there is a £100 f/o tonight at 6pm.....that will be a misprint then - sigh!  Checked out the entertainment - Storm are playing tonight...who?

Later in the month is pyschic Sue who tells you the future for £15. Worth a punt I thought until I read she stipulates over 18's only, she wants to see id for proof of age. As it's a casino you would have thought she would have worked that one out already? Cancelling my tickets as we speak....  ;-)

[Chompy]

The final total was...63

All gone quiet.

[Claw75]

Just checked the schedule and appaently there is a £100 f/o tonight at 6pm.....that will be a misprint then - sigh!  Checked out the entertainment - Storm are playing tonight...who?

Later in the month is pyschic Sue who tells you the future for £15. Worth a punt I thought until I read she stipulates over 18's only, she wants to see id for proof of age. As it's a casino you would have thought she would have worked that one out already? Cancelling my tickets as we speak....  ;-)

Storm can't be playing - he'll be busy on the x-factor imo.  Far too good to be a G cabaret act anyway

[Claw75]

lolz drainage - didn't say 'good' said 'too good to be a G cabaret act'.  Even tighty and I doing karaoke fall under that banner!

do actually think storm is quite good tho innit

[Chompy]

20 odd left, inc TV's Tony Kendall and TV's Silent Bob.

[Chompy]

NEWS coming in...

20 left, Sir Donksalot is massive chip leader

Hope it's not a wind up

[Chompy]

Final table bubble...

Those left inc Celtic, Sir Donks, Tikay, Luther, Alan Gray, Rob Garfield and Joe Grech