Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[the sicilian]

Are u asleep yet Grandad ??

[Laxie]

Are u asleep yet Grandad ??

Ring him and find out.  The let us know how you got on.  And apparently he's 'Uncle Tony' now.

[nirvana]

Fifth losing day on the spin on Betty Fair just about in the bag. Sulk mode engaged. Ergo, no pokerz.

Quitter imo

[Chompy]

Phumph, never give up. Finished the day on +£23, which is more than you've won on all your football bets added together...

[AlexMartin]

WTF how can i come 3rd and not get any points!!!!! absolute joke, field was littered with such class as sicilian, celtic and even sir chompy!

[TightEnd]

WTF how can i come 3rd and not get any points!!!!! absolute joke, field was littered with such class as sicilian, celtic and even sir chompy!

25 runner minimum

[Lucky]

Wiiiii

Just played my first ever Omaha Hi Lo tournament (the Blonde online league on DTD) and luckboxed my way to 1st of 19 for 95 Euros!

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Vacant
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Sir Donksalot        60     5    3    2    8       208      3.47
Celtic               55     6    1    1    9       190      3.45
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
G-Rodge              67     9    1    2    13      230      3.43
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
Tikay                40     3    1    3    5       123      3.08
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    14      300      2.73
Xpressman            84     2    3    3    6       216      2.57
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    16      235      2.20
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    20      234      1.77
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Dingdell             36     1    2    0    1       56       1.56
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    8       75       1.56
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Lucky                68     3    1    0    6       102      1.50
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    7       119      1.38
Updated up to and including Mon 18 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    1    1    0       57
G-Rodge              1    0    0    2       28
Celtic               1    0    0    1       24
Sir Donksalot        1    0    0    1       24
Tikay                0    0    0    2       17
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Ding                 0    1    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Lucky                0    0    0    2       12
Rockstar             0    0    0    2       11
Luther               0    0    0    2       9
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       7
Drainy               0    0    0    1       6
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Clawbird       5      4      1      1      9      +275    1.80
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Lucky          3      1      2      0      2      -69     0.67
Evil Edna      16     5      11     0      10     -821    0.63
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Fifty two! On a Monday! It's almost like, put on a well-structured, no-frills, affordable freezeout and people will, like, turn up! WP G. Or had word got out that LML was turning up and they turned up in their droves for ogle-age? Celtic said he was putting on something clean and green espesh.
Max Wilfred TIDMOF, with king of the plurals Edgars Svans and consistent Paul Denman also in the prizemoney. But get ready for this. Please take a seat anyone who's stood up at the moment...
Ding finished second and Tring finished seventh! With bonus points too! That's the bottom two in the league...the fantasy team also-rans...dominating proceedings. So, 15pts to Ms Dell and 7pts to The Henderson Mob.
That must be good for Nirvana's relegation fears right? WRONG. Check out that table. Ding has eased away from the flotsam but unf we have a new bottom-dweller. This does not please me at all. GET IN!

[the sicilian]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Sir Donksalot        60     5    3    2    8       208      3.47
Celtic               55     6    1    1    9       190      3.45
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
G-Rodge              67     9    1    2    12      225      3.36
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
Tikay                40     3    1    3    4       117      2.93
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    14      300      2.73
Xpressman            84     2    3    3    6       216      2.57
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    16      235      2.20
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    20      234      1.77
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Dingdell             36     1    2    0    1       56       1.56
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    8       75       1.56
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Lucky                68     3    1    0    6       102      1.50
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    7       119      1.38

Updated up to and including Mon 18 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    1    1    0       57
Celtic               1    0    0    1       24
Sir Donksalot        1    0    0    1       24
G-Rodge              1    0    0    1       23
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Ding                 0    1    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Lucky                0    0    0    2       12
Tikay                0    0    0    1       11
Rockstar             0    0    0    2       11
Luther               0    0    0    2       9
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       7
Drainy               0    0    0    1       6
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       3      2      1      0      4      +76     1.33
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Lucky          3      1      2      0      2      -69     0.67
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Fifty two! On a Monday! It's almost like, put on a well-structured, no-frills, affordable freezeout and people will, like, turn up! WP G. Or had word got out that LML was turning up and they turned up in their droves for ogle-age? Celtic said he was putting on something clean and green espesh.
Max Wilfred TIDMOF, with king of the plurals Edgars Svans and consistent Paul Denman also in the prizemoney. But get ready for this. Please take a seat anyone who's stood up at the moment...
Ding finished second and Tring finished seventh! With bonus points too! That's the bottom two in the league...the fantasy team also-rans...dominating proceedings. So, 15pts to Ms Dell and 7pts to The Henderson Mob.
That must be good for Nirvana's relegation fears right? WRONG. Check out that table. Ding has eased away from the flotsam but unf we have a new bottom-dweller. This does not please me at all. GET IN!

Do you know the best thing about being on top of the pile... The Glory ? The Prestige ? nope the smug satisfaction that Chompy can't put one of his playoff lines above me... Ah..life just doesn't come any sweeter...

[nirvana]

sick spot at 7 left. My JJ < Tracy's A2 to cripple my stack and condemn me to bottom spot.  im so pleased for tracy x cheers for the scrollin thing lord betfair

[Claw75]

well done ladies.

Meanwhile, in the main event:

Edna 176 - Claw 329
Edna 305 - Claw 351

[celtic]

Claire, you are being far too modest here. No mention of calling my river bluff with king high? No mention of calling my 4 bet button jam with 77?

[Claw75]

Claire, you are being far too modest here. No mention of calling my river bluff with king high? No mention of calling my 4 bet button jam with 77?

you pwn my soul.

[Claw75]

seriously, if anyone ever wants to witness for themselves the absolute peak of my poker crapness just come watch me anytime I'm at a table with Vinny.  superdooperterribad.

[celtic]

seriously, if anyone ever wants to witness for themselves the absolute peak of my poker crapness just come watch me anytime I'm at a table with Vinny.  superdooperterribad.

Strange that, I thought that was one of your better performances last night???