Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[celtic]

Shocked at drainy last night, really shocked. I daren't say.

go on.....

oh ok, as everyone seems to want to know.

So he gets knocked out about 11.30, Galloway about 12, me 12.30. Drainy has disappeared and Galloway is hanging around for his saver, eventually we find Drainy at the bar, well, when i say at the bar, i mean more like Coyote Ugly if you know what i mean?

Champagne bottle in one hand, large cuban in the other. (cigar obv) Boer and his work colleagues were cheering him on, Lee the Manager and two security guards were trying to coax him off the bar but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually me and Darvin the tree chopper got him down, but it wasn't easy, we told him the police were on their way, that sure bothered him, we told him that the thai lady boys were eyeing him up as easy prey, he just kept shouting bring em on, $5 suckyfucky, i love 'em lonnnnnng time innit, we even told him that Mrs Drainy was on her way, i can't repeat what he said on a family forum, so won't.

It was now 2ish and drainy was absolutely out of it, me and darvin filled him with coffee and toast, he then went to the toilet and the sneaky fker managed to get some shots on the way back. He was in a state. Then came the undressing episode, we stopped him just short of completely naked, wp Darvin.

Anyway, cut a long story short, at 3am this morning we managed to get him in a cab and sent him home, so hopefully he got a few hours sleep before going to work today.

He will be there tonight too, he text me earlier to say he will def be there, no matter what, and may even have a little drink, i hope the same shit doesnt happen again tonight.

[Drain Alien]

Shocked at drainy last night, really shocked. I daren't say.

go on.....

oh ok, as everyone seems to want to know.

So he gets knocked out about 11.30, Galloway about 12, me 12.30. Drainy has disappeared and Galloway is hanging around for his saver, eventually we find Drainy at the bar, well, when i say at the bar, i mean more like Coyote Ugly if you know what i mean?

Champagne bottle in one hand, large cuban in the other. (cigar obv) Boer and his work colleagues were cheering him on, Lee the Manager and two security guards were trying to coax him off the bar but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually me and Darvin the tree chopper got him down, but it wasn't easy, we told him the police were on their way, that sure bothered him, we told him that the thai lady boys were eyeing him up as easy prey, he just kept shouting bring em on, $5 suckyfucky, i love 'em lonnnnnng time innit, we even told him that Mrs Drainy was on her way, i can't repeat what he said on a family forum, so won't.

It was now 2ish and drainy was absolutely out of it, me and darvin filled him with coffee and toast, he then went to the toilet and the sneaky fker managed to get some shots on the way back. He was in a state. Then came the undressing episode, we stopped him just short of completely naked, wp Darvin.

Anyway, cut a long story short, at 3am this morning we managed to get him in a cab and sent him home, so hopefully he got a few hours sleep before going to work today.

He will be there tonight too, he text me earlier to say he will def be there, no matter what, and may even have a little drink, i hope the same shit doesnt happen again tonight.

[ ] The above is all true. Wp Vin.

[Claw75]

Shocked at drainy last night, really shocked. I daren't say.

go on.....

oh ok, as everyone seems to want to know.

So he gets knocked out about 11.30, Galloway about 12, me 12.30. Drainy has disappeared and Galloway is hanging around for his saver, eventually we find Drainy at the bar, well, when i say at the bar, i mean more like Coyote Ugly if you know what i mean?

Champagne bottle in one hand, large cuban in the other. (cigar obv) Boer and his work colleagues were cheering him on, Lee the Manager and two security guards were trying to coax him off the bar but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually me and Darvin the tree chopper got him down, but it wasn't easy, we told him the police were on their way, that sure bothered him, we told him that the thai lady boys were eyeing him up as easy prey, he just kept shouting bring em on, $5 suckyfucky, i love 'em lonnnnnng time innit, we even told him that Mrs Drainy was on her way, i can't repeat what he said on a family forum, so won't.

It was now 2ish and drainy was absolutely out of it, me and darvin filled him with coffee and toast, he then went to the toilet and the sneaky fker managed to get some shots on the way back. He was in a state. Then came the undressing episode, we stopped him just short of completely naked, wp Darvin.

Anyway, cut a long story short, at 3am this morning we managed to get him in a cab and sent him home, so hopefully he got a few hours sleep before going to work today.

He will be there tonight too, he text me earlier to say he will def be there, no matter what, and may even have a little drink, i hope the same shit doesnt happen again tonight.

[ ] The above is all true. Wp Vin.

was it Cava rather than Champagne?

[GMan]

You remember the thai lady boys after the state you were in and got up for work ----- LEGEND<

[HOLDorFOLD]

For those not going to the g tonight


http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=51025.0




you know it makes sense 




Yes, Spamming the blonde HU on the Luton thread .... bite me 

[Chompy]

No result through as yet from last night. If someone at the G wants to despatch an email, I'm sure Delboy Morris will see you alright.

[the sicilian]

No result through as yet from last night. If someone at the G wants to despatch an email, I'm sure Delboy Morris will see you alright.

Tidy Squire, theres a nifty innit for yer...

[Snatiramas]

Ah Luton on a Tuesday night. Another night of hilarity. i get to my starting table. Seat 1, Captain Sudoku himself, seat 2, Dancing Andy, seat 6, The Evil one now with all new nail polish, seat 9, Ian Express Dairies. Me in 10. Now Shirley Temple in seat 4 is one of the more annoying newbies. Comentates on every hand, blonde curly hair, annoying giggle, sounds like James Blunt. Also at the table was a "mini me Chompy" and Sir Gay aka Teddy KGB Jr.

It was a fine night of handing out advice to people whilst sitting in my slowly disintegrating pokerstars sweatshirt. I tilted TBM from a table away and Dave the rock from across the room. It was a very friendly final table and when we got 3 handed a deal was done. I finished third for points and the only Blonde scorer apart from Vinnie who won a weeks supply of disposable razors in the raffle.

To all those I sucked out on during my move to a top 3 place.............unlucky. There were many!

[Snatiramas]

No I don't know how many runners there were!!!!

[HOLDorFOLD]

Why are people still posting on this thread 
































There once was a blonde called Chumpy
Who retired from the league with the humpy
so Tighty took reign
to keep Chomps from going insane
but he's still pissed off and grumpy

[the sicilian]

er its still 2010.....

[Chompy]

League members only Holdy, ta very mooch.

[HOLDorFOLD]

er its still 2010.....

yeah but what's the point ... there's a new soooper dooper thread to get yer teeth into innit



Surprised you know it's 2010 with some of the Tee-shirts you wear 

[the sicilian]

er its still 2010.....

yeah but what's the point ... there's a new soooper dooper thread to get yer teeth into innit



Surprised you know it's 2010 with some of the Tee-shirts you wear 

Spangles are timeless imo

[HOLDorFOLD]

League members only Holdy, ta very mooch.

FYP