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[Colchester Kev]

I was hiding up in a motorway services steak and kidney pie ... the crusts on those mothers are so tough and hard, even a nuclear bomb couldnt break through that

[thetank]

I was thnking something similar...

Ironside was in a lead-lined lap dancing club and was provided further protection when the deadly gamma radiation was mostly absorbed by silicone implants.

as for Tikay...still open for suggestions

[Colchester Kev]

I think Tikay was canoodling with a cockroach, just when the cockroach rolled on top, the explosion happened and as everyone knows the cockroach could survive a nuclear explosion...  On second thoughts, if cockroaches could survive, there would be loads of cheating colluding poker players left