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« on: December 22, 2009, 09:06:21 AM »

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.   

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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 09:31:46 AM »

I love that new car smell.
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 09:33:21 AM »

I love that new car smell.


 
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 09:47:56 AM »


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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2009, 10:09:55 AM »

The slower you go, the nicer it is when you get there.
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2009, 10:11:10 AM »

Gives a whole new meaning to MOT.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2009, 10:18:13 AM »


Please. Cos will believe this.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2009, 10:19:51 AM »

Hope its made of strong materials for when it hits the inevitable bollard.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2009, 11:03:26 AM »

As long as it only needs an annual service...
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 11:05:05 AM »

does it come with airbags?
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2009, 12:43:05 PM »

I can see the add campaign now....


Test drive the new Clitaurus. You won't know if you're coming or going.
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2009, 12:56:30 PM »

Sounds exciting.

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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2009, 01:07:18 PM »

Fault diagnosis.

Noisy big end = Piston broke.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 01:23:41 PM »

Good job it wasn't the Cleo and the Punto  Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2009, 02:17:45 AM »

Gives a whole new meaning to MOT.

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