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« on: January 01, 2010, 02:57:34 AM »

Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 03:04:46 AM »

B

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 03:12:19 AM »

In continuation I've just been out, had a little fun and had a shower does this

a) leave me open to the good aids
b) leave me open to the bad aids
c) leave me clean and righteous
d) leave me as the satans siphullus spawn
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 03:14:49 AM »

B

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C

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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 03:15:29 AM »

In continuation I've just been out, had a little fun and had a shower does this

a) leave me open to the good aids
b) leave me open to the bad aids
c) leave me clean and righteous
d) leave me as the satans siphullus spawn
e) massive

defo e with a hint of b hopefully.
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 03:25:00 AM »

Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 03:45:18 AM »

Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 11:03:56 AM »

Int Prague brilliant
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 12:15:12 PM »

Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out

A

E "Yes, you would like that IMO"

C
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2010, 12:15:39 PM »

Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

As if C would happen on my dime
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 12:25:07 PM »

Just get it allin pre flop
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2010, 12:26:59 PM »

Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out

A

E "Yes, you would like that IMO"

C

lol E is pretty much correct, however she didnt speak much english and her reply was oh kiy bye den  Cry
cant even pull in a brothel
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2010, 12:28:54 PM »

Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out

A

E "Yes, you would like that IMO"

C

lol E is pretty much correct, however she didnt speak much english and her reply was oh kiy bye den  Cry
cant even pull in a brothel

You didnt say "would like a pink sock?"
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2010, 03:41:10 PM »

Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

As if C would happen on my dime

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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2010, 07:54:45 PM »

Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

As if C would happen on my dime

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trust him to flop a set on your dime... lol
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