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« Reply #75 on: January 18, 2010, 02:39:35 AM »

Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues.

Colin Porter alledges Brian Pulford (a Bolton player) is a cheat when he deals. Bolton card room manager has refuted this claim on AWOP. Colin was not barred for his Bolton allegations. He was banned for forgetting to take his meds and having a meltdown of epic proportions on AWOP where he had a go at many members (at least we think that's what he said - he's not the easiest to understand)

If you know Brian you will know he manages to cash regularly at small tournys- whether they are self deal or dealer dealt. Colon P however has yet to cash. It's unlikely the man has ever experienced any form of money shot IMO.

He is also living proof that keyboard warriors never quite live up to their image in the flesh. The man is like a little grey shadow scuttling round casino walls - you would never know he was there even if he was sat next to you at the poker table. Yet give him a keyboard and a login and he's away.
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« Reply #76 on: January 18, 2010, 12:38:14 PM »

praz bansi, he won @ bolton before ppl got shrewd, innit.



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« Reply #77 on: January 18, 2010, 02:01:25 PM »

I think I've died and gone to forum heaven.

Don't stop believing




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« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2010, 02:15:00 PM »

Colin Porter has got a national ban from Grosvenor Casinos for "allegedly" cheating money from fruit machines. I say "allegedly" because even though Colin went about telling everybody that would listen it has not been confirmed by Grosvenor. All the people that were exploiting the flaw with a certain fruit machine would have been able to exploit it for a lot longer had Mr Porter not alerted Grosvenor by telling everyone.

Amazingly his keyboard warrior antics didn't start until after his ban.
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« Reply #79 on: January 18, 2010, 10:25:51 PM »

how can you "cheat" money from a fruit machine?

if you smash it open and nick the money thats stealing, if you're exploiting a programming error in the machine then that's just an edge isnt it?

if it was neither of the above how do you cheat a fruit machine?
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« Reply #80 on: January 18, 2010, 10:33:41 PM »

Was it larry the lobster?
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« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2010, 10:52:45 PM »

Was it larry the lobster?

Nah only me and Stu know the secret.
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« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2010, 11:20:11 PM »

how can you "cheat" money from a fruit machine?

if you smash it open and nick the money thats stealing, if you're exploiting a programming error in the machine then that's just an edge isnt it?

if it was neither of the above how do you cheat a fruit machine?

10p's in Iranian money are quite similar to £2 coins if that helps Wink Grin
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« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2010, 11:58:00 PM »

It would help if i had a stash of Iranian 10ps.
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« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2010, 12:17:20 AM »

Someone once told me that if you whisper nice things to a fruit machine, your chances of winning increases by 49.7%. never tried it though!
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« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2010, 12:23:29 AM »

Someone once told me that if you whisper nice things to a fruit machine, your chances of winning increases by 49.7%. never tried it though!

Blatant lie. I saw you do this in the City West.
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« Reply #86 on: January 19, 2010, 12:25:08 AM »

Where can i get some from???


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« Reply #87 on: January 19, 2010, 12:30:07 AM »

Someone once told me that if you whisper nice things to a fruit machine, your chances of winning increases by 49.7%. never tried it though!

Blatant lie. I saw you do this in the City West.

with your beer goggles lol
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« Reply #88 on: January 19, 2010, 12:45:19 AM »

Beer goggles are the single best invention known to man. Second only to the Iranian 10p coin.
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« Reply #89 on: January 19, 2010, 12:47:42 AM »

Beer goggles on men are the single best invention known to man women. Second only to the Iranian 10p coin.

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