Heaven is a Half-Pipe

[tikay]

Casn someone reproduce the lyrics here please - I saw them on blonde a week or two ago, & it reminded me that I just LOVE that track. Dunno why, but I do.

I was reminded of it by Avril's latest, which, uncannily, I also loved - "sk8er boi". What a cool title THAT is, eh?

And no, I never been near a skateboard in my life. We had roller-skates.

[Ginger]

Do you mean this one? 

"Heaven Is A Halfpipe"

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a dj
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kickin back
with jesus packing my bong
and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too
and while the world is warring
just sit back and laugh at you singing..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back

now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and theres a sign says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we're all gonna have a ball
and everyone u know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls singing..

If I die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without the man fucking with it

and then I got to the gate
pulled a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you cant come in
you gotta a list here that doesn't end
you're mad cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
like chirstian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz

heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without the man fucking with it

[tikay]

Bless you Ginger.

Hope there is no karoake at the blonde Bash.......

[snoopy1239]

ipods, blonde hair, greenday, and now skating.

Tikay's a teenager trapped in a man's body! 

[ifm]

sk8er boi was about a year ago!!
i think i mentioned heaven is a half pipe, excellent track!!

[tikay]

I'm not as up to speed as youi guys on Avril's stuff, I only just found the track. Great Vid, too.

[ifm]

Get the album, some shite on it but some tracks MUCH better than sk8er boi

[ifm]

is the vid when she's on the car?

[tikay]

Yup, on the car roof.

You gotta love that title. If a girlie called me sk8er boi I'd be well chuffed.

[GURNFISH]

Will someone please tell Tikay that someone has hijacked his login ?

[mikkyT]

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven there's no rake
Cos right here on earth I've got ace jack
The fish calls 47 for all his stack.

[wsopin07]

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven there's no rake
Cos right here on earth I've got ace jack
The fish calls 47 for all his stack.

and the fish busts my ass and i am out on the street w/ no where to go!

[marcro]

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven there's no rake
Cos right here on earth I've got ace jack
The fish calls 47 for all his stack.

and the fish busts my ass and i am out on the street w/ no where to go!

hahahahahaaha - good one

[Nem]

Will someone please tell Tikay that someone has hijacked his login ?

LOL

[tikay]

Oi - I'm watching you lot!

While we are on the subject of music, here's a paradox.

"Word Up" must be one of THE best tracks ever laid down. There are a dozen or more covers available, all of them quite excellent. But I happened to catch the Mel G version today, which was recorded, I think, in 1999, they showed it on "Vault", one of the better Musc channels.

It has to be THE worst version of the lot, but WHAT about that Video? - what was the guy on, who shot that? It's truly surreal, & very erotic, in it's way.