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« on: December 14, 2005, 01:05:55 PM »

I took this from the P4C site, Thanks Nic it made me laugh.


1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.


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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 11:34:19 PM »

Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2005, 11:36:47 PM »

Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted

I'm nice Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2005, 12:08:43 AM »

Hmmm, are your fingers crossed?
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2005, 12:11:27 AM »

Hmmm, are your fingers crossed?

Not guilty Smiley

As I said I am nice Smiley  I think that's my problem Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2005, 09:00:19 AM »

I'm nice too!
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2005, 09:04:48 AM »

SNAP!
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=3935.0
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2005, 09:58:49 AM »

Hey!! and I'm Ms Nice, from Niceville  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2005, 10:52:46 AM »

Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted

I've never been a nice girl, a naughty one but never nice 

Ang x
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2005, 12:11:17 PM »

Art least Ang is nice enough to admit to being naughty
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2005, 12:16:16 PM »

Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2005, 12:16:35 PM »

Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted

being slowly corrupted is a lovely way to go.....
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2005, 12:17:06 PM »

Art least Ang is nice enough to admit to being naughty

I'm never naughty.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2005, 12:18:21 PM »

Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning

I don't mind admitting I can be naughty - it's one of my best features...
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2005, 12:22:04 PM »

Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning

I don't mind admitting I can be naughty - it's one of my best features...

Will you marry me?
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