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« Reply #615 on: September 06, 2010, 03:35:43 PM »

Tip for going to Bank: Go next door for a few drinks in Fix first, for 2 reasons.

1. The waitresses are all incred there and you get to peruse a constant stream of 8's and 9's as they make their way to the club. You'll feel like one of those bears sat by a waterfall where the salmon jump out of the water and into their mouths.

2. Spend a decent amount (not difficult Sad ) and when the cocktail waitress asks you where you're going next, ask her to suggest somewhere. She'll suggest Bank because she has to, then ask her if she can get you queue-jump. BINK. (She might say no but she can get your cover charges. Don't worry, she then writes on a business card "Please look after my 4 friends. Chrissi xxx". Just waltz up to the front of the queue and tell the bouncer you got a meal in fix and they said you could have queue-jump, show him the card and hey presto)

Have fun Smiley

Nice one mate, will give it a go. Any more tips for the rest of our time here? Weve got at least a day or 2 where me doing more chunks on cash is on the agenda lol
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« Reply #616 on: September 06, 2010, 03:52:03 PM »

Tip for going to Bank: Go next door for a few drinks in Fix first, for 2 reasons.

1. The waitresses are all incred there and you get to peruse a constant stream of 8's and 9's as they make their way to the club. You'll feel like one of those bears sat by a waterfall where the salmon jump out of the water and into their mouths.

2. Spend a decent amount (not difficult Sad ) and when the cocktail waitress asks you where you're going next, ask her to suggest somewhere. She'll suggest Bank because she has to, then ask her if she can get you queue-jump. BINK. (She might say no but she can get your cover charges. Don't worry, she then writes on a business card "Please look after my 4 friends. Chrissi xxx". Just waltz up to the front of the queue and tell the bouncer you got a meal in fix and they said you could have queue-jump, show him the card and hey presto)

Have fun Smiley

Likewise with N9ne and Ghost Bar afterwards.  The only thing I would add for those not used to things like that, is to arrange the queue-jump BEFORE deciding how much to tip.  Once you've paid and tipped, you are out of there.  Whilst you are all peeling off notes deciding how much to leave, that's an EXCELLENT time to ask her what she can do to help.
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« Reply #617 on: September 06, 2010, 06:01:49 PM »

Think im like winning 2 outta 7 cash sessions at the minute so good job Giblin left me all his dollars. fair to say nobodys rlly setting the  town alight on the cash game front.

Oi!  I'm in profit.  But yeah, guess I'm hardly setting the town on fire though Cheesy

Played a hand the other day, and to say that some of the game's are soft is a slight understatement.  Fella in seat 5 is wearing shades and a WSOP 2006 Full Tilt t-shirt (think he's a beige pro or something).  Anyway, he's a complete fish.  $1/2 game and it would be limp, limp and then he'd raise to $25, or there'd a pot with 3 players and he'd lead out for 4x the pot. 

The funny hand was one where I raised pre from the button with .  SB folds and WSOP 2006 calls.

Flop: Two Diamonds

Nice.  I lead out, as he will call if he has any of it, and call he does.

Turn:

I bet out again, and he calls.

River:

He starts counting out stacks of chips as though he's going to bet, and he definitely looks happy with the board and life in general. FML I think he has a straight.  I decided to check and then crying call his bet.

Sure enough he leads out with a hefty bet, and I sigh, say "have you got the straight?" and call.  He nods and says "yeah, I've got the straight".

Turns over .  Dealer had to explain that he didn't have a straight...

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« Reply #618 on: September 06, 2010, 06:03:58 PM »

Us last night before Peepshow:

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« Reply #619 on: September 06, 2010, 06:08:31 PM »

A group of girls asked us to take their photo for them, and we got them to return the favour (with the photo above).  I thought it would be rude not to take a photo of them with my camera at the same time, thought some might appreciate it... (apologies for the quality, it was an off the cuff idea - so to speak)

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« Reply #620 on: September 06, 2010, 06:12:37 PM »

7, 1, 3, 2, 8, 6, 4, 5
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« Reply #621 on: September 06, 2010, 06:14:56 PM »

Did you five buy your jeans in a '5 for the price of 4' offer?

Oh, and 2,7,1,8 and then I lose interest.
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« Reply #622 on: September 06, 2010, 06:16:09 PM »

Actually Cos needs to buy some jeans, if he has anything left to buy some with.

2,7,8,1 definitely.
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« Reply #623 on: September 06, 2010, 06:59:06 PM »

1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8



or any in the background imo !! thumbs up
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« Reply #624 on: September 06, 2010, 07:01:16 PM »

Sorry to hear your news Neil x
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« Reply #625 on: September 06, 2010, 07:10:47 PM »

Us last night before Peepshow:

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3,5,4,2,1 obv 
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« Reply #626 on: September 06, 2010, 07:13:01 PM »

Us last night before Peepshow:

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lol surprised anyone bar kinboshi and hopkin got in, sort yourselves out lads
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« Reply #627 on: September 06, 2010, 08:08:26 PM »

Never mind all that poker rubbish.

The question everyone wants to know is has Cos lost his virginity yet?
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« Reply #628 on: September 06, 2010, 08:09:47 PM »

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and  8



and all in the background imo !! thumbs up

FYP
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« Reply #629 on: September 06, 2010, 11:04:37 PM »

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lol surprised anyone bar kinboshi and hopkin got in, sort yourselves out lads

LOL i only took a couple shirts, have worn one and need to save the other for Sunnys birthday!

Oh, n Dan only has that shirt on because he hasnt got changed yet from the night before. Hygeine> shirt Huh?
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