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[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #76910855546: Tournament #526900384, $40+$10+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (350/700) - 2012/03/09 19:13:43 WET [2012/03/09 14:13:43 ET]
Table '526900384 6' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Mokadz (10691 in chips)
Seat 2: Spokercal (3428 in chips)
Seat 3: leeroy.j.101 (8512 in chips)
Seat 4: gernas10 (20652 in chips)
Seat 5: Luna Lovegut (13546 in chips)
Seat 6: ggman2 (9040 in chips)
Seat 7: superkyrre (7762 in chips)
Seat 8: KingRakker (13358 in chips)
Seat 9: mondonewc (12354 in chips)
Mokadz: posts the ante 85
Spokercal: posts the ante 85
leeroy.j.101: posts the ante 85
gernas10: posts the ante 85
Luna Lovegut: posts the ante 85
ggman2: posts the ante 85
superkyrre: posts the ante 85
KingRakker: posts the ante 85
mondonewc: posts the ante 85
Mokadz: posts small blind 350
Spokercal: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
leeroy.j.101: folds
gernas10: folds
Luna Lovegut: folds
ggman2: raises 8255 to 8955 and is all-in
superkyrre: folds
KingRakker: folds
mondonewc: raises 3314 to 12269 and is all-in
Mokadz: folds
Spokercal: folds
Uncalled bet (3314) returned to mondonewc
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ggman2: shows [ ] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
ggman2 collected 19725 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19725 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Mokadz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Spokercal (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: leeroy.j.101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gernas10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Luna Lovegut folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ggman2 showed [ ] and won (19725) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: superkyrre folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KingRakker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mondonewc (button) showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace

[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #76911366117: Tournament #563010395, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (200/400) - 2012/03/09 19:22:20 WET [2012/03/09 14:22:20 ET]
Table '563010395 188' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PYKMEN (4402 in chips)
Seat 2: 1betonne1 (7634 in chips)
Seat 3: _math_&ç!( (11739 in chips)
Seat 4: colwynbaypro (19204 in chips)
Seat 5: Partizan1982 (8556 in chips)
Seat 6: mondonewc (6721 in chips)
Seat 7: Vadym1 (20693 in chips)
Seat 8: bange_man (7660 in chips)
Seat 9: DAsergeyDA (6851 in chips)
PYKMEN: posts the ante 50
1betonne1: posts the ante 50
_math_&ç!(: posts the ante 50
colwynbaypro: posts the ante 50
Partizan1982: posts the ante 50
mondonewc: posts the ante 50
Vadym1: posts the ante 50
bange_man: posts the ante 50
DAsergeyDA: posts the ante 50
1betonne1: posts small blind 200
_math_&ç!(: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
colwynbaypro: folds
Partizan1982: folds
mondonewc: raises 400 to 800
Vadym1: folds
bange_man: folds
DAsergeyDA: raises 6001 to 6801 and is all-in
PYKMEN: calls 4352 and is all-in
1betonne1: folds
_math_&ç!(: folds
mondonewc: calls 5871 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (130) returned to DAsergeyDA
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
DAsergeyDA: shows [ ] (a pair of Queens)
mondonewc collected 4638 from side pot
PYKMEN: shows [ ] (a pair of Nines)
mondonewc collected 14106 from main pot
PYKMEN finished the tournament in 895th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18744 Main pot 14106. Side pot 4638. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: PYKMEN (button) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: 1betonne1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: _math_&ç!( (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: colwynbaypro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Partizan1982 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mondonewc showed [ ] and won (18744) with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: Vadym1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bange_man folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DAsergeyDA showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Queens

[mondatoo]

17:00 $22 50k ITM got 20bbs, just ran KJ into AK for 20bbs pot btn v sb.
17:30 $11 25k Jammed 109os w 9bbs into AA 1093x3
17:45 $54 30k AQ<<<A3 for 11k @ 150/300, got 11bbs. 1ko. see above
18:00 $22 20k QQ<<<<<<<AK did the damage
18:00 $109 100k 35bbs
18:30 $16.50 25k
18:30 $8.80r 30k = $56.80 had 2 double rebuy then AK<<<<<AJ @ 250/500, didnt bother rebuying for 8bbs.
19:00 $11 75k  35bbs
19:15 $22 1r1a 130bbs
19:15 $1.10r 60k = $7.10 no rebuys
19:30 $75 30k 50bbs
19:30 $3.3r 40k = $21.30 used 1 double rebuy
20:00 $55 125k
20:15 $55 20k
21:00 $162 75k
21:00 $11r 70k = $71
22:15 $109 30k
23:00 $27 20k
23:30 $44 25k
23:45 $51 Hyper 12

[RED-DOG]

Poetry's not really my thing...

This I like

The Mackems are coming, Bolt all your doors
Hide all your Jewellery under the floors
Zip up your pockets, keep eveything tight
From a bus loads of thieves - from the Stadium of Shite

They'll climb in your garden and riffle your bins
Cos they live off Pot Noodle's & Left over things
They'll break through your windows and steal all your goods
Then go back to their camp in Pennywell Woods

Shell Suits still fashion down Sunderland Way
Bright House their saviour with 5 yrs to pay........
They'll wash in the Wear and struggle to cope
And they don't understand the reason for soap

Their women are grannies when they reach 29
dreaming of holidays on the banks of the Tyne !
As they look in thier mirrors and think what a mess
If only I was a Geordie - to that they confess !!!

This is excellent Ray. Do you know who wrote it, and who are the 'Mackems'?

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Bollocks...

PokerStars Hand #76916146114: Tournament #563010445, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (300/600) - 2012/03/09 20:43:21 WET [2012/03/09 15:43:21 ET]
Table '563010445 4' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Mr oO12 (56115 in chips)
Seat 2: SkolePresten (24376 in chips)
Seat 3: the_thorpdeo (10605 in chips)
Seat 4: Booteylicius (2714 in chips)
Seat 5: 13RusPro77 (35470 in chips)
Seat 6: Vamo Fael (14605 in chips)
Seat 7: PATschUEL (18007 in chips)
Seat 8: JaimeFarriol (8079 in chips)
Seat 9: mondonewc (9097 in chips)
Mr oO12: posts the ante 70
SkolePresten: posts the ante 70
the_thorpdeo: posts the ante 70
Booteylicius: posts the ante 70
13RusPro77: posts the ante 70
Vamo Fael: posts the ante 70
PATschUEL: posts the ante 70
JaimeFarriol: posts the ante 70
mondonewc: posts the ante 70
JaimeFarriol: posts small blind 300
mondonewc: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
Mr oO12: folds
SkolePresten: folds
the_thorpdeo: folds
Booteylicius: raises 2044 to 2644 and is all-in
13RusPro77: folds
Vamo Fael: folds
PATschUEL: folds
JaimeFarriol: folds
mondonewc: calls 2044
*** FLOP *** [As ]
*** TURN *** [As ] []
*** RIVER *** [As ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ ] (a pair of Queens)
Booteylicius: shows [ ] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Booteylicius collected 6218 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6218 | Rake 0
Board [As ]
Seat 1: Mr oO12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SkolePresten folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: the_thorpdeo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Booteylicius showed [ ] and won (6218) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: 13RusPro77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Vamo Fael folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PATschUEL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JaimeFarriol (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: mondonewc (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Queens

[mondatoo]

Breasts

PokerStars Hand #76916252950: Tournament #563010445, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (350/700) - 2012/03/09 20:45:08 WET [2012/03/09 15:45:08 ET]
Table '563010445 4' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Mr oO12 (54825 in chips)
Seat 2: SkolePresten (25251 in chips)
Seat 3: the_thorpdeo (10365 in chips)
Seat 4: Booteylicius (6048 in chips)
Seat 5: 13RusPro77 (31786 in chips)
Seat 6: Vamo Fael (19624 in chips)
Seat 7: PATschUEL (17767 in chips)
Seat 8: JaimeFarriol (7539 in chips)
Seat 9: mondonewc (5863 in chips)
Mr oO12: posts the ante 85
SkolePresten: posts the ante 85
the_thorpdeo: posts the ante 85
Booteylicius: posts the ante 85
13RusPro77: posts the ante 85
Vamo Fael: posts the ante 85
PATschUEL: posts the ante 85
JaimeFarriol: posts the ante 85
mondonewc: posts the ante 85
SkolePresten: posts small blind 350
the_thorpdeo: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
Booteylicius: folds
13RusPro77: folds
Vamo Fael: folds
PATschUEL: folds
JaimeFarriol: folds
mondonewc: raises 5078 to 5778 and is all-in
Mr oO12: folds
SkolePresten: raises 5078 to 10856
the_thorpdeo: folds
Uncalled bet (5078) returned to SkolePresten
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SkolePresten: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Nines)
mondonewc collected 13021 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13021 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Mr oO12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SkolePresten (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: the_thorpdeo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Booteylicius folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 13RusPro77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Vamo Fael folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PATschUEL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JaimeFarriol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mondonewc showed [ ] and won (13021) with three of a kind, Nines

[mondatoo]

Crucial hour coming up, coming upto bubble in 109 and 22 20k, short in 109. Also short in the $22 50k, got 12bbs after earlier losing 40/60 for a stack. Busted the 75 when mp limps, had limped a few times, I squeeze with 16bbs Q8hh, he snaps from 30bbs with KQss, nhnh.

[mondatoo]

Busted 22 50k, AJ<<<<<AK sbvbtn.

[mondatoo]

55<<<<<<JJ in 109

[mondatoo]

Getting coolered all over the place, K10<<<AK with 80k@ 3.5/7k in 1r.

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PokerStars Hand #76918844045: Tournament #563010515, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2012/03/09 21:30:05 WET [2012/03/09 16:30:05 ET]
Table '563010515 6' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: zhorzhix (4200 in chips)
Seat 2: slee0806 (10224 in chips)
Seat 3: dbobigd (17800 in chips)
Seat 4: tiborgasp (8975 in chips)
Seat 5: joscha45 (5408 in chips)
Seat 6: KaiserRibery (14313 in chips)
Seat 7: Vrszegi (22267 in chips)
Seat 8: amir230 (16685 in chips)
Seat 9: mondonewc (8465 in chips)
zhorzhix: posts the ante 50
slee0806: posts the ante 50
dbobigd: posts the ante 50
tiborgasp: posts the ante 50
joscha45: posts the ante 50
KaiserRibery: posts the ante 50
Vrszegi: posts the ante 50
amir230: posts the ante 50
mondonewc: posts the ante 50
zhorzhix: posts small blind 300
slee0806: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
dbobigd: folds
tiborgasp: folds
joscha45: folds
KaiserRibery: folds
Vrszegi: folds
amir230: folds
mondonewc: raises 7815 to 8415 and is all-in
zhorzhix: folds
slee0806: calls 7815
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [ Ah] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slee0806: shows [ ] (a pair of Nines)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces)
mondonewc collected 17580 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17580 | Rake 0
Board [ Ah ]
Seat 1: zhorzhix (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: slee0806 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: dbobigd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tiborgasp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joscha45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: KaiserRibery folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Vrszegi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: amir230 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mondonewc (button) showed [ ] and won (17580) with a pair of Aces

[mondatoo]

A5ss<<<<AK in $22 20k with 80 left. This is like the 5th time I've jammed in a std spot into AK and been crushed in a crucial spot, FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[mondatoo]

AJ>>>>>>>66 in 221r1a

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PokerStars Hand #76919794811: Tournament #563010575, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2012/03/09 21:46:27 WET [2012/03/09 16:46:27 ET]
Table '563010575 174' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: balestra007 (4871 in chips)
Seat 2: Kappustahead (5996 in chips)
Seat 3: olle101 (3267 in chips)
Seat 4: Tiger2477 (7036 in chips)
Seat 5: mondonewc (3056 in chips)
Seat 6: R!VER!K77 (6167 in chips)
Seat 7: Lucass85 (7221 in chips)
Seat 8: dionarap7777 (4264 in chips)
Seat 9: Sugammadex (8719 in chips)
balestra007: posts the ante 25
Kappustahead: posts the ante 25
olle101: posts the ante 25
Tiger2477: posts the ante 25
mondonewc: posts the ante 25
R!VER!K77: posts the ante 25
Lucass85: posts the ante 25
dionarap7777: posts the ante 25
Sugammadex: posts the ante 25
R!VER!K77: posts small blind 100
Lucass85: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
dionarap7777: folds
Sugammadex: folds
balestra007: calls 200
Kappustahead: folds
olle101: folds
Tiger2477: calls 200
mondonewc: raises 2831 to 3031 and is all-in
R!VER!K77: folds
Lucass85: folds
balestra007: calls 2831
Tiger2477: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
balestra007: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Sevens)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Fours)
balestra007 collected 6787 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6787 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: balestra007 showed [ ] and won (6787) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: Kappustahead folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: olle101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tiger2477 folded before Flop
Seat 5: mondonewc (button) showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: R!VER!K77 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Lucass85 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: dionarap7777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Sugammadex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 

[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #76920284138: Tournament #563010515, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2012/03/09 21:54:55 WET [2012/03/09 16:54:55 ET]
Table '563010515 124' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: tac6062 (34021 in chips)
Seat 2: Igor ALMAZ (5592 in chips)
Seat 3: TLNo.13 (34028 in chips)
Seat 5: DRG1234 (15917 in chips)
Seat 6: danomat (23952 in chips)
Seat 7: mondonewc (18430 in chips)
Seat 8: AlzheiMichel (70713 in chips)
Seat 9: ActionJunk (13268 in chips)
tac6062: posts the ante 125
Igor ALMAZ: posts the ante 125
TLNo.13: posts the ante 125
DRG1234: posts the ante 125
danomat: posts the ante 125
mondonewc: posts the ante 125
AlzheiMichel: posts the ante 125
ActionJunk: posts the ante 125
danomat: posts small blind 600
mondonewc: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
AlzheiMichel: folds
ActionJunk: folds
tac6062: folds
Igor ALMAZ: folds
TLNo.13: folds
DRG1234: raises 14592 to 15792 and is all-in
danomat: folds
mondonewc: calls 14592
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] [As]
*** RIVER *** [ As] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Aces)
DRG1234: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
mondonewc collected 33184 from pot
DRG1234 finished the tournament in 855th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33184 | Rake 0
Board [ As ]
Seat 1: tac6062 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Igor ALMAZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TLNo.13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DRG1234 (button) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 6: danomat (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: mondonewc (big blind) showed [ ] and won (33184) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: AlzheiMichel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ActionJunk folded before Flop (didn't bet)