Everyone has one so why not..

[mondatoo]

AQhh<<<<<<KK in 11r, 1 tabling the 44 with 40bbs.

[Geo the Sarge]

AQhh<<<<<<KK in 11r, 1 tabling the 44 with 40bbs.

Been watching mate UL. Am currently 2/468 in 11r

Geo

[mondatoo]

AQhh<<<<<<KK in 11r, 1 tabling the 44 with 40bbs.

Been watching mate UL. Am currently 2/468 in 11r

Geo

GLGLGLGL.

[mondatoo]

AK>>>>>>KK bvb.

[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #76927914797: Tournament #527463268, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2012/03/10 0:24:00 WET [2012/03/09 19:24:00 ET]
Table '527463268 54' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: stpauli111 (2590 in chips)
Seat 2: MrOutlet (2930 in chips)
Seat 3: arabella1722 (2050 in chips)
Seat 4: funwheel (3298 in chips)
Seat 5: maximum5 (14856 in chips)
Seat 6: SANDAL43 (6432 in chips)
Seat 7: mondonewc (5681 in chips)
Seat 8: ros1987 (5200 in chips)
Seat 9: maiztro (2773 in chips)
stpauli111: posts the ante 25
MrOutlet: posts the ante 25
arabella1722: posts the ante 25
funwheel: posts the ante 25
maximum5: posts the ante 25
SANDAL43: posts the ante 25
mondonewc: posts the ante 25
ros1987: posts the ante 25
maiztro: posts the ante 25
ros1987: posts small blind 100
maiztro: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [Ah ]
stpauli111: folds
MrOutlet: folds
arabella1722: raises 1825 to 2025 and is all-in
funwheel: folds
maximum5: folds
SANDAL43: folds
mondonewc: raises 3631 to 5656 and is all-in
ros1987: folds
maiztro: folds
Uncalled bet (3631) returned to mondonewc
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
arabella1722: shows [ ] (a flush, Ace high)
mondonewc: shows [Ah ] (a pair of Jacks)
arabella1722 collected 4575 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4575 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: stpauli111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MrOutlet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: arabella1722 showed [ ] and won (4575) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: funwheel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: maximum5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SANDAL43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mondonewc (button) showed [Ah ] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: ros1987 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: maiztro (big blind) folded before Flop

[mondatoo]

GG

Jammed 55 with 12bbs into QQ, KK and 1010, somehow dont find a 5.

Pleased with how I played, will pm stakers.

[mondatoo]

Poetry's not really my thing...

This I like

The Mackems are coming, Bolt all your doors
Hide all your Jewellery under the floors
Zip up your pockets, keep eveything tight
From a bus loads of thieves - from the Stadium of Shite

They'll climb in your garden and riffle your bins
Cos they live off Pot Noodle's & Left over things
They'll break through your windows and steal all your goods
Then go back to their camp in Pennywell Woods

Shell Suits still fashion down Sunderland Way
Bright House their saviour with 5 yrs to pay........
They'll wash in the Wear and struggle to cope
And they don't understand the reason for soap

Their women are grannies when they reach 29
dreaming of holidays on the banks of the Tyne !
As they look in thier mirrors and think what a mess
If only I was a Geordie - to that they confess !!!

This is excellent Ray. Do you know who wrote it, and who are the 'Mackems'?

Mackems are what people from Sunderland are called. I believe it originates from the fact people from Sunderland can't speak properly, unlike us articulate Geordies, so when working down the yards instead of saying make them they would say mack em so got called Mackems. No idea who wrote it.

[mondatoo]

Going to play the following schedule tmoro with the leftover balance :

17:30 16.50 50k
17:30 $11 Storm
18:00 $11 150k
18:15 $1r 60k
18:30 $215 Million
18:30 $3r 40k
19:00 $5.50 17.5k
19:30 $27 20k
21:30 $16.50 30k
21:45 $11 18k
22:00 $27 20k

Winning the Million would work, kthxbye.

[mondatoo]

I will just update if we go deep in anything, LEGO!!!!!!!

[mondatoo]

Decent start in 1r, got 120k, 40bbs. Busted a few, got 9k in Million.

[mondatoo]

Lagging badly, assuming others are ?

[mondatoo]

AJ<<<<<AK then next hand...

PokerStars Hand #77028949871: Tournament #526899031, $1.00+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIII (3500/7000) - 2012/03/11 20:24:41 WET [2012/03/11 16:24:41 ET]
Table '526899031 17' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: mondonewc (76977 in chips)
Seat 2: BentoG (167226 in chips)
Seat 3: lofiofede11 (42654 in chips)
Seat 4: mrbuzzbee (62356 in chips)
Seat 5: grunzer79 (157380 in chips)
Seat 6: isra777 (42800 in chips)
Seat 7: tipok333 (220993 in chips)
Seat 8: Lucas Anaya (280560 in chips)
Seat 9: TwistedValor (160540 in chips)
mondonewc: posts the ante 700
BentoG: posts the ante 700
lofiofede11: posts the ante 700
mrbuzzbee: posts the ante 700
grunzer79: posts the ante 700
isra777: posts the ante 700
tipok333: posts the ante 700
Lucas Anaya: posts the ante 700
TwistedValor: posts the ante 700
Lucas Anaya: posts small blind 3500
TwistedValor: posts big blind 7000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
mondonewc: raises 69277 to 76277 and is all-in
BentoG: folds
lofiofede11: folds
mrbuzzbee: folds
grunzer79: folds
isra777: calls 42100 and is all-in
tipok333: calls 76277
Lucas Anaya: folds
TwistedValor: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mondonewc: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Jacks)
tipok333: shows [Ah ] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
tipok333 collected 68354 from side pot
isra777: shows [As ] (a pair of Aces)
tipok333 collected 143100 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 211454 Main pot 143100. Side pot 68354. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: mondonewc showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: BentoG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lofiofede11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mrbuzzbee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: grunzer79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: isra777 showed [As ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: tipok333 (button) showed [Ah ] and won (211454) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 8: Lucas Anaya (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: TwistedValor (big blind) folded before Flop

[mondatoo]

2 tabling Million and 3r.

[mondatoo]

PokerStars Hand #77030351812: Tournament #563020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2012/03/11 20:44:32 WET [2012/03/11 16:44:32 ET]
Table '563020010 1861' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mondonewc (10738 in chips)
Seat 2: Sascha2108 (25885 in chips)
Seat 3: Magicraph (1660 in chips)
Seat 4: and_42 (17527 in chips)
Seat 5: Rkozz (8670 in chips)
Seat 6: emaestrodobi (12078 in chips)
Seat 7: ccr771 (32494 in chips)
Seat 8: Greyhairs (11880 in chips)
Seat 9: UrsoPanda222 (41545 in chips)
mondonewc: posts the ante 30
Sascha2108: posts the ante 30
Magicraph: posts the ante 30
and_42: posts the ante 30
Rkozz: posts the ante 30
emaestrodobi: posts the ante 30
ccr771: posts the ante 30
Greyhairs: posts the ante 30
UrsoPanda222: posts the ante 30
and_42: posts small blind 150
Rkozz: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [As ]
emaestrodobi: folds
ccr771: calls 300
Greyhairs: folds
UrsoPanda222: folds
mondonewc: raises 750 to 1050
Sascha2108: folds
Magicraph: folds
and_42: folds
Rkozz: folds
ccr771: calls 750
*** FLOP *** [td ]
ccr771: checks
mondonewc: checks
*** TURN *** [td ] []
ccr771: bets 1833
mondonewc: calls 1833
*** RIVER *** [td ] []
ccr771: bets 4215
mondonewc: calls 4215
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ccr771: shows [ ] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
mondonewc: shows [As ] (two pair, Nines and Threes - Ace kicker)
mondonewc collected 14916 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14916 | Rake 0
Board [td ]
Seat 1: mondonewc showed [As ] and won (14916) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 2: Sascha2108 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Magicraph (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: and_42 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Rkozz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: emaestrodobi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ccr771 showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 8: Greyhairs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: UrsoPanda222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mondatoo]

KJvKQ in Million on K high board, luckily villain played it passively, got 12bbs. Apart from that just left in the 3 late turbos.