GL in Notts mate! Expect repeat performance of the Monte Carlo
GL with that, never got going, lolz live poker etc etc.
Still very rough so the following "short" stories will have to do...
- Great night out with some heroes on Friday night, get back to hotel and some clown obv notices I'm spangled as soon as I get out of my taxi so decides he wants to be brave, twat, I have my wits about me to get my running shoes on
- Get woken up by what I believed was the housemaid so I ask her to comeback later, sure is the housemaid, was the manager telling me it's half 12 and I have to GTFO, sighhhhhhhhhhhh.
- Head to DTD to get my stuff to head home.
- Bump into someone from the night out and we decide we'll head to Nando's, seemed a sensible idea, before heading home. Still loitering around DTD half hour later and bump into Pab, Skalie and Jeff Kimber, hadn't met Jeff before but we soon got chatting about Newcastle and it's bacon sarnie's allround instead of Nando's.
- Nik Persued then comes and joins us and Pab asks if we fancy going bowling, sounds fun, so me Nik and Pab head over there.
- I'm still drunk from the night before but as a few people are drinking and already a little tipsy I obv get involved. GG going home today.
- Everyone stops bowling to watch the National and I don't have a bet on, sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I tell TomMac who I've only just met that I have no idea about the field but I'd like to back the number 4 horse, I have no idea what price it is and neither does he so what price can I have, he lays me 15's for a tenner. We both spend most of the race looking for #4 but neither finds it so didn't bother to sweat it in, then someone shouts " No way, number 4 horse won" O RLY, sweated the photo finish and somehow it gets there, so com.
- Lose both games of bowling and have to wing £40 Pabs way for the 5v5 team bets, we lost both games but I did my bit for my team and played better than I normally do. They are all heading to Leeds so I pop back to DTD and find AlexMartin at the bar, oioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
- Later on into the night, for the 2nd time I get refused drink in DTD, FML. I've only been refused drink twice in my life and both times it's been in there, I was drunk but wasnt doing anything crazy, as it happened Rob was enjoying a few sherbets himself and wanted to go out, Nik and Mitchell who had been bowling where going out so I tagged along.
- It was after 6am by the time the fun finished, the highlights included me having some good banter with some little blonde lass that included me suggesting we headed to Marbella straightaway as I was going there on Wednesday anyways, she thought I was joking, if she had've called I'd probably be in Spain now lol. I don't remember much else but assume I wasn't being to much of a pest as she kept asking if I'd go for food the next day plus she made me promise I'd come back when I went for a wander, all good fun.
- I didn't see much point getting a hotel room when it was so late and I just wanted to get home, 1st train wasn't until half 9 though. Bumped into some guy hanging around the station who starts the spiel of how he's lost his ticket etc, ye ye, buy him a ticket to somewhere in Scotland, forget where now, we go for a McD's to kill sometime.
- I leave him bit later on. I fall asleep in the train station and miss my train, wiiiiiiiiiii, then I realise I've lost my bag with all my clothes in, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Head to lost property and my bag is there, run better.
- Somehow make it home without anymore diversions from falling asleep.
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