O/T - xmas at the post office.....

[matt674]

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came
addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about. The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had
until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited
two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to
buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can
you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which
they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all
the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be
able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from
the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter
was opened. It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your
gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving
b****rds at the Post Office.

[yt]

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came
addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about. The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had
until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited
two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to
buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can
you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which
they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all
the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be
able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from
the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter
was opened. It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your
gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving
b****rds at the Post Office.

v funny. They are b***** as well. I'm having some real problems on ebay because of the post office right now. how hard is it to deliver a letter!!!!!!!!

[dan]

v funny. They are b***** as well. I'm having some real problems on ebay because of the post office right now. how hard is it to deliver a letter!!!!!!!!

i dont think there is any need for that we are not all b******s you know

[yt]

v funny. They are b***** as well. I'm having some real problems on ebay because of the post office right now. how hard is it to deliver a letter!!!!!!!!

i dont think there is any need for that we are not all b******s you know

I'll be the judge of that when I get the results of my compo claim.

[Graham C]

lol

[dan]

v funny. They are b***** as well. I'm having some real problems on ebay because of the post office right now. how hard is it to deliver a letter!!!!!!!!

i dont think there is any need for that we are not all b******s you know

I'll be the judge of that when I get the results of my compo claim.

so your when you get your compo claim you will decide if i am a b****d?

[yt]

v funny. They are b***** as well. I'm having some real problems on ebay because of the post office right now. how hard is it to deliver a letter!!!!!!!!

i dont think there is any need for that we are not all b******s you know

I'll be the judge of that when I get the results of my compo claim.

so your when you get your compo claim you will decide if i am a b****d?

If you like mate.
I order Tesco Frozen food for a living into all Depots for the country. If you can't buy any Turkey etc this year feel free to think of me as a B******!
chill out Dan I was not PERSONALLY attacking you. Just "The Post Office"
dont go postal on me!

[dan]

lol i know mate. it is hard to sound sarcastic in print. but if i dont get my turkey

[yt]

lol i know mate. it is hard to sound sarcastic in print. but if i dont get my turkey

I really thought you meant it! dang.
All I can say about Frozen food is Stocks are good right now. No shorts on Turkeys / party food / Gateaux / yorkies / pots or veg. The only thing you might struggle to get hold of is Finest desserts - so buy those asap.
Also if one store doesn't have it, it doesn't mean a store down the road will not have it. Individual stores are run with varying degrees of competency and all I can do is get the stock from the supplier to the depot!

[matt674]

blimey - i could cause trouble in an empty room!!

[patman]

blimey - i could cause trouble in an empty room!!

aye...and i`m waiting on my monkey arriving.....he`s been hikjacked and i have been informed he is sortin the turkeys in the post room