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« on: December 18, 2005, 09:36:18 AM »

You know you play too much online poker when.....

You're out Christmas shopping and someone holds a door open for you. Instead of telling them "thankyou" you find yourself saying "ty".
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 11:04:25 AM »

when you are watching Little Britain and instead of laughing you say "LOL"

When you just miss a train and the guard says to you "ul"
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 11:11:45 AM »

When the barmaid says "that's £2.05" you say "call".
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 11:31:28 AM »

When the barmaid says "that's £2.05" you say "call".


where do you drink, my pint costs £2.55??

Bloody harry Hood!! (its harry, the ex Celtic player that runs the pub i drink in)
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 11:37:09 AM »

Sunny Birmingham mate, though the Broadway charge £2.75 Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 05:51:34 PM »

.....You make 1000 posts on an internet forum.
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 05:56:42 PM »

Congrats on you k tank,

Back to the thread

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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 05:59:58 PM »

Welcome to the 1000+ club tank
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 06:19:12 PM »

Can anyone confirm that Tank is the fastest to reach 1000 posts.

It must be close, him Tikay and Ironside are the bookies favourites
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 06:46:15 PM »

Can anyone confirm that Tank is the fatest to reach 1000 posts.

It must be close, him Tikay and Ironside are the bookies favourites

i'll go for Robert he came in like a storm  Cool
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 07:15:21 PM »

Watching the x-factor last week and Brenda goes out and my 8yr old asks if she went out on the bubble  Sad

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2005, 07:25:04 PM »

Now that's a good one Ang  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2005, 07:34:18 PM »

Watching the x-factor last week and Brenda goes out and my 8yr old asks if she went out on the bubble  Sad

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i hope you corrected your 8yr at told them the real bublble for the x factor was 2nd as you get nothing for 2nd

of course the final bubble was 4th but the final bubble isnt a real bubble


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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2005, 10:13:50 PM »

Watching the x-factor last week and Brenda goes out and my 8yr old asks if she went out on the bubble  Sad

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i hope you corrected your 8yr at told them the real bublble for the x factor was 2nd as you get nothing for 2nd

of course the final bubble was 4th but the final bubble isnt a real bubble


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He is 8yrs old, and I couldn't correct him I had tears streaming down my face 

It was his birthday last week and he asked if he could have a poker party and he added all his friends could bring £10 each to play an stt Cheesy

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2005, 10:31:06 PM »

my 2 year old newphew keeps calling his THOMAS the tank engine toy tommee but i correct him and call it THOMAS so that he doesnt grow up convinced of his mistake

the rest of the family call it tommee so i will blame them when he joins me in the idiots of this world and doesnt become an english proffessor

i reckomed all kids are taught there mistakes as early as possible but i seem to be in a minority as i seem to be the one that gets in trouble with his mum
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