YCA problems

[outragous76]

Its because Im a cop that I cant push/punch/shout loudly at them as I will get reported.
I live in Norn Iron so going out in my cops uniform isnt great.
They know Im a cop and dont give a fuck.
Carpet grip on the fence etc is illegal.
Filming the kids wont end well for me either as they could claim I am some sort of peado
The ringleaders dad is in the Police too so the wee buggers are fully aware of the Police's limited options.
The Police from my experience are rather useless when it comes to YCA as there isnt the time and its hardly priority no 1

 

its a great society we have founded when the above points are true (which i accept they are)

come back 1950's britain - hit the little fuckers with a leather strap - they would soon stop (im only in my 30's btw)

If the government solve the above it will be their greatest achievement

[outragous76]

Re my points above, I don't mean that for kids playing football.... They should just be able to 'be told' and accept it

I mean it towards the real little oiks!

[sofa----king]

easily solved find a local lad who they are all scared off give him £100 to tell the kids to fuk off or he will nail them
this will work for you 1000000-1 prob solved for £100 no headaches

my cousin had a prob like this i sent up 3 traveller boys £50 each .,.,hence the kids never returned..,other thn that do as i did when some kid broke my wind screen wippers
i suoooooopa glued wilkinson sword razor blades on to them sprayed them black.,.,.,3 days later all blood on my van.,.,it worked.,.,

[Christo!]

easily solved find a local lad who they are all scared off give him £100 to tell the kids to fuk off or he will nail them
this will work for you 1000000-1 prob solved for £100 no headaches

my cousin had a prob like this i sent up 3 traveller boys £50 each .,.,hence the kids never returned..,other thn that do as i did when some kid broke my wind screen wippers
i suoooooopa glued wilkinson sword razor blades on to them sprayed them black.,.,.,3 days later all blood on my van.,.,it worked.,.,

This actually seems like the best way, but due to my job I cant do this.

I heard of another way to sort this but I cant post it on a public forum. though it seems to have worked so far as they werent playing footie tonight

[vegaslover]

This thread pretty much sums up how useless the Police are.
Get your mrs to utilise the advice from sofa
If not that, get one of them high pitched bleepers that only youths can hear

[dik9]

Hook an iphone up to 500 watt speakers and try this http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/annoy-a-teen/id298562245?mt=8 my kids hate me when i use this to the point they have to run upstairs to get away from it, leaving me in peace to play poker best bit is I can't hear a bloody thing.

Edit; sry Vegas just saw you advised the same lol