DaveShoelace's Super Hot All Time OMG Fantastic Biscuit Thread

[DaveShoelace]

I just pointed at my OP and my missus said it was a jammy dodger, then I said everyone said it wasnt and she said 'actually technically it isnt a jammy dodger'

If she has lied to me about this, what else has she lied to me about?

[Kev B]

Ok let's point you in the right direction on this very important thread. The question often asked is biscuit or cake? When a biscuit is stale it goes soft. When cake goes stale it goes hard. I hope that clears things up.

[outragous76]

I just pointed at my OP and my missus said it was a jammy dodger, then I said everyone said it wasnt and she said 'actually technically it isnt a jammy dodger'

If she has lied to me about this, what else has she lied to me about?

never ask questions like this out loud

[titaniumbean]

Two entrants


Creme crunches

and

Chocloate viennese!

[Cf]

sigh, will any of these threads ever deliver? We start at biscuit perfection with the jammie dodger and it's not even a pic of one.

[sofa----king]

Mo I had a pack of cow bisquits lastnight
we used to call them milk biscuits

my fav are chic digestives on offer at the super Market
1large pack £1.00 or 2 large multi pack for £2.50
WTF I found myself telling people in the biscuit isle hey look
it's cheaper to by them seperate fml
I know the best thins that has come out of my marriage
split is that I can buy loads of shit when I go shopping
I saw my mates wife in marksys food store
last week my reilly was so full of shit she pissed herself laughing
I like to put strange things in peoples trolleys when their not looking
e.g see a reilly full of food ect and put some dog and cat food in their reilly
niall loves playing this game when we go shopping
his mother can't understand why he does a fist pump when I tell him we are going shopping
also I let's him eat stuff while walking around the shop keeping the lables to scan them obviously

mmmmmmm I feel like going shopping

[Claw75]

my fav are chic digestives on offer at the super Market

I prefer the slightly less-fashionable digestives

[Girgy85]

Mo I had a pack of cow bisquits lastnight
we used to call them milk biscuits

my fav are chic digestives on offer at the super Market
1large pack £1.00 or 2 large multi pack for £2.50
WTF I found myself telling people in the biscuit isle hey look
it's cheaper to by them seperate fml
I know the best thins that has come out of my marriage
split is that I can buy loads of shit when I go shopping
I saw my mates wife in marksys food store
last week my reilly was so full of shit she pissed herself laughing
I like to put strange things in peoples trolleys when their not looking
e.g see a reilly full of food ect and put some dog and cat food in their reilly
niall loves playing this game when we go shopping
his mother can't understand why he does a fist pump when I tell him we are going shopping
also I let's him eat stuff while walking around the shop keeping the lables to scan them obviously

mmmmmmm I feel like going shopping

Me and my flatmate used to do this when we went shopping. When we went into Mozzy's we would both select the same item that we didnt want and had to dump it in sumbodys basket/trolley. If you didnt offload ur item then u had to pay for it at the end of the shop!

[The_nun]

Mo I had a pack of cow bisquits lastnight
we used to call them milk biscuits

my fav are chic digestives on offer at the super Market
1large pack £1.00 or 2 large multi pack for £2.50
WTF I found myself telling people in the biscuit isle hey look
it's cheaper to by them seperate fml
I know the best thins that has come out of my marriage
split is that I can buy loads of shit when I go shopping
I saw my mates wife in marksys food store
last week my reilly was so full of shit she pissed herself laughing
I like to put strange things in peoples trolleys when their not looking
e.g see a reilly full of food ect and put some dog and cat food in their reilly
niall loves playing this game when we go shopping
his mother can't understand why he does a fist pump when I tell him we are going shopping
also I let's him eat stuff while walking around the shop keeping the lables to scan them obviously

mmmmmmm I feel like going shopping

Yeah, malted milks, we called um that and cows.

[Dewi_cool]

Next up is the sports biscuit, this is a real triple threat of a biscuit. First of all you are entertained by the picture of sports, often I would pump my fist in the air and scream 'come on local sports team' in triumph before I realised it was s static image of stick men. Secondly there is a collectors element to it, often you will see a rare sport like lacross which doesnt figure much in sports biscuit history, other times I like to rifle through the box to find a boxing or football biscuit and have that before anything else. Finally they taste well nice when you dunk them in tea.

I'n sure these had cow's on when I was a lad.

[Claw75]

Next up is the sports biscuit, this is a real triple threat of a biscuit. First of all you are entertained by the picture of sports, often I would pump my fist in the air and scream 'come on local sports team' in triumph before I realised it was s static image of stick men. Secondly there is a collectors element to it, often you will see a rare sport like lacross which doesnt figure much in sports biscuit history, other times I like to rifle through the box to find a boxing or football biscuit and have that before anything else. Finally they taste well nice when you dunk them in tea.

I'n sure these had cow's on when I was a lad.

different biccies dewi - similar though

[sweet potata!]

I used to love these when i was younger, not really pushed these days.But still deserve a shout.

[mondatoo]

Why is there not a custard cream on this thread yet ?

2 bourbons and 2 custard creams with a cup of tea = heaven

[Longy]

Chocolate hob nobs ftw, they have to be milk chocolate and mcvities as well.

[Cf]

Chocolate hob nobs ftw, they have to be milk chocolate and mcvities as well.

Dark chocolate biscuits ftw. Might have to go buy some now actually.