Things that are highly unlikely to happen in our lifetime:
The Loch Ness monster is proved to be reality......
You know better than this, what about the day those girl scouts knocked on your door and tried to sell you some cookies?
You asked how much and they told you it was $3.50 a box.
You said 'I aint givin you god damn tree fiddy! Your that god damn Loch Ness monster!'
Pretty weird morning not to remember mate.