Mantis and James "Mfckin" Keys

[StuartHopkin]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

[DaveShoelace]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

lol

[DaveShoelace]

Only way this will happen if there is an online and a live element, otherwise both parties will just stick to their guns and nothing will happen

[MANTIS01]

Being a lover of controversy and grudge match ups myself this is pretty epic

(sorry MANTIS, I dont know you at all, nothing personal here) But As i know Cos personally and I feel like taking sides.....

GO COS GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

(you should play 4 tables, 2 PLO and 2 NLHE hu imo - that was the format for my latest grudge match )

I would abs love to do this but he's not even answering whether he'd consider doing it.

Maybe because he's thinking of a way he can say no with a reason to justify that's it's not just because he'd know he'll get crushed.

I don't mind considering something. Firstly, I can't commit to the sort of schedule you are suggesting because of work and I would want a live challenge. The problems I have are that 1. I really don't like you, and so I'm kinda loathe to spend my pretty sparse leisure time around you or accomodate what you want, and 2. What challenge doesn't stop you bleating about it not being a big enough sample size blah blah when you get crushed.

Exactly the same reason I don't want to play you live. Well not exactly. You don't really like me as you said, which means you may like me a bit. I def don't like you at all.

Added to this I'm sure we live far apart making this not very feasible to play live.

I don't recall ever suggesting us playing a schedule that's unbearable on our work schedules OR private lives. We could play a session once a week for a few weeks at a time of both our convenience.

It would be a lot more feasible, and not to mention easy to organise and facilitate an online cash challenge where we play 10k hands - it wouldn't take that many hours at all 4-tabling rather than paying the world in rake to play all night live and have only played a few hundred hands total. Not really a test of who's better whereas 10k hands online is.

You'd surely want the online route is you want to prove you are going to 'crush' me. lulz

We saw with Isildur that a group of players can study trends and discuss strat to gain an advantage. I have abs no faith you'd sit there alone in your bedroom at your parents house and not go down that road. In fact there's no guatantee I'd even play be playing you, so live would be the only option I'm interested in.

Oh and list the things I've done to any Blonde member that gets you questioning my morality and ethics. You have dreamt up a picture of me living in a bedsit, playing small stakes at Walsall, and generally being a bastard, and it's all in your head son. Like I said before you're a proven poor judge of character.

LOL sorry mr cat, I thought it was only you who liked to play with the mouse?

and LOL @ me getting someone else to play you. I read your posts on PHA - you're gonna get battered whatever happens - I wouldn't pay someone else money I could be earning myself. The only person who may play u instead is my 13 year old sister while I go take a shit or something. That's how much respect I have for your game.

What about the other question. You don't respect my game? So what? What about general character? I keep getting reminded of how your continued involvement with this forum keeps bringing the place down. I think you're way ahead of me in the queue to GTFO the forum. You don't rate my strat? What a joke.

[Cf]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

Quick "brag". I just achieved my first level 80

[GreekStein]

Only way this will happen if there is an online and a live element, otherwise both parties will just stick to their guns and nothing will happen

I just want it to happen. Will make no excuses. Willing to play both.

Maybe something like a 10% crossbook in live tournaments too.

[StuartHopkin]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

Quick "brag". I just achieved my first level 80

I dont play myself mate, but I have a mate who does.

I'm led to believe reaching a level 80 would be like winning an EPT without the prize money.

Well done!

[MANTIS01]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

I'm the General Manager of a Health & Fitness club. I currently run a gym in B'ham and a 2nd one in Bristol. I don't own the business.

[DaveShoelace]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

I'm the General Manager of a Health & Fitness club. I currently run a gym in B'ham and a 2nd one in Bristol. I don't own the business.

Have a fitness based challenge with Cos, star jumps or someink

[StuartHopkin]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

I'm the General Manager of a Health & Fitness club. I currently run a gym in B'ham and a 2nd one in Bristol. I don't own the business.

Ah my bad. Sounds pretty sweet though.

[MANTIS01]

I think you should settle in your natural habitat on World of Warcraft as your both such internet warriors.

Benders.

What does your business do Mantis?

I'm the General Manager of a Health & Fitness club. I currently run a gym in B'ham and a 2nd one in Bristol. I don't own the business.

Ah my bad. Sounds pretty sweet though.

Helping all the lycra-clad ladies to bend and stretch is actually rather taxing

[BAM]

What  a pair of wankers, you really take cringe to new low levels.
Though I suppose if I don't like it I can go elsewhere.

[GreekStein]

What  a pair of wankers, you really take cringe to new low levels.
Though I suppose if I don't like it I can go elsewhere.

Exactly that.

Fuck off.

[titaniumbean]

forget the poker, could we just organise a debate please?

Two fellas, two lecterns, two microphones, a big hall.

All the audience has a button with a nose drawn on for Cos and a button with a thesaurus cover drawn on for Mark and we vote at the end?

Amazing!!

Taking orders for t-shirts:
Front:

Back:

Ill take one please Mr Eck!!!

[Woodsey]

Am I a sad bastard for laughing my tits off and being entertained by this type of nonsense?

Oh and time for this imo..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjDy8fYJcuw