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« Reply #105 on: August 06, 2010, 02:47:28 PM »

listen den im not that kinda girl (looks innocent) but if ya wana take me shoppin im sure that b ok ;-)
ok luuuuv,where do you fancy first?    boots?
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« Reply #106 on: August 06, 2010, 02:48:45 PM »

Oi Den you filthy finger sucking perv keep your hands off my daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell are the fire brigade! Is that Darren inside the Cafffffffffffff! Oh no! Someone best save him!

(Not me obviously, Im a massive scared weasel)
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« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2010, 02:53:09 PM »

Mum, there's nufink wrong with me.  I don't need your help, im nothing like you and never will be.  Go sell some flaaawers and leave me alone.
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« Reply #108 on: August 06, 2010, 02:56:07 PM »

Oi Den you filthy finger sucking perv keep your hands off my daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell are the fire brigade! Is that Darren inside the Cafffffffffffff! Oh no! Someone best save him!

(Not me obviously, Im a massive scared weasel)
i was only taking her shopping for some new pants etc,if you wernt so mean she wouldnt have to cum wiv me ,WOULD SHE?
bloody hell fatboy has danced into the fire!
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« Reply #109 on: August 06, 2010, 02:56:39 PM »

ello ello ello wats goooing on ere theeen?
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« Reply #110 on: August 06, 2010, 02:57:59 PM »

Oh thank gaaawd it's not minty that's stuck in the caff!!
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« Reply #111 on: August 06, 2010, 02:58:25 PM »

I 'ope that aint Minty in there. He's meant to be my kidney donor

And Den you dirty rat, you was meant to be takin my sister outttt
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« Reply #112 on: August 06, 2010, 02:59:51 PM »

Oh thank gaaawd it's not minty that's stuck in the caff!!

Is that your cheese toasty that started this fire!!!

More importantly Hev is that your pram rolling towards the fire!

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« Reply #113 on: August 06, 2010, 03:00:19 PM »

**shifts away from the crime scene unnoticed**
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« Reply #114 on: August 06, 2010, 03:01:32 PM »

HELP Help!!!


I'm fucking stuck in the caff.


Me Bacon's all burnt


Get me outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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« Reply #115 on: August 06, 2010, 03:02:15 PM »

I 'ope that aint Minty in there. He's meant to be my kidney donor

And Den you dirty rat, you was meant to be takin my sister outttt
DIRTY RAT?
how can you say that after what ive done for your family?

besides i seen ya siter going over the allotments with ricky butcher and a shovel.
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« Reply #116 on: August 06, 2010, 03:04:10 PM »

Oh no, Minty is in danger, someone tell his faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamly

Sod this, I'm off to Extras
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« Reply #117 on: August 06, 2010, 03:05:38 PM »

Still stuck in here you heartless bleeders.

Just think of the extra greenhouse gases on the Square if I am burnt to Cinders (Pantomine, 2008, Southend on Sea, starring me)

get me out before i eat my way out!!
 
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« Reply #118 on: August 06, 2010, 03:07:14 PM »

Oh nooooo minty get aaaart of the caff naaah
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« Reply #119 on: August 06, 2010, 03:08:31 PM »

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh naahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now Phil Mitchell's gawn and opened up the garage gaff while I am in the caff.

Get me out!
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