Blondenders

[sofa----king]

Pint pls luv.

dont call me luv ,you little skaliwag,do you know who i am?
(anyways heres a free pint,any tips on pulling birds?ive tried twice and had 2 knockbacks)

[geordieneil]

I was coming to save you minty cos I don't give a shit if I live or die.

Glad you are safe - we have to get Ian to start doing kebabs in the chippy because I know we are not allowed out of the square except on special occasions.

   don't worry about kebab and chips, i just opened my new pizzeria today, half price tonight  all the square are welcome........fold fold fold moan

and does anyone wanna buy half a pack of fire lighters and and a gallon of petrol, i don't need em anymore   fold fold fold moan moan check fold

You set the caff on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill be finished when you open an authentic italian pizza shop. Im off to see the local counciller.

While Im at it im going to interfere with Ben Mitchells life also!

what cafe ?  what fire?  what firelighters do i stink ov....pwoooove it.........fold fold fold moan moan check moan

[geordieneil]

I was coming to save you minty cos I don't give a shit if I live or die.

Glad you are safe - we have to get Ian to start doing kebabs in the chippy because I know we are not allowed out of the square except on special occasions.

   don't worry about kebab and chips, i just opened my new pizzeria today, half price tonight  all the square are welcome........fold fold fold moan

and does anyone wanna buy half a pack of fire lighters and and a gallon of petrol, i don't need em anymore   fold fold fold moan moan check fold

whaaaaaaaat?!

Your meant to be takin' my sis out tonight?!

I don't need this bovver right nahhhh

    chilla  out man,,,,sheeza my 7. 30 appointmenta......u wanna garlic bread wid dat

[StuartHopkin]

Beppe where did you mum go with the bird poop in her hair? Didnt you have a hot sister and fat brother who got Road Rage?

[DaveShoelace]

Do I sill sell cars? I cant remember, its been a while since I last worked came back from the dead

[GreekStein]

I was coming to save you minty cos I don't give a shit if I live or die.

Glad you are safe - we have to get Ian to start doing kebabs in the chippy because I know we are not allowed out of the square except on special occasions.

   don't worry about kebab and chips, i just opened my new pizzeria today, half price tonight  all the square are welcome........fold fold fold moan

and does anyone wanna buy half a pack of fire lighters and and a gallon of petrol, i don't need em anymore   fold fold fold moan moan check fold

whaaaaaaaat?!

Your meant to be takin' my sis out tonight?!

I don't need this bovver right nahhhh

    chilla  out man,,,,sheeza my 7. 30 appointmenta......u wanna garlic bread wid dat

Well, I can't pay you at the moment....see....erm....I'm in a bit of a spot. I need a new liver and my vinyls all got burnt in the caff.

But I'm sure we can work summin aaat - maybe me sis can pay you in sorts tonight?!

Whadd'ya say? Let's keep this between me and you though right?

[geordieneil]

Beppe where did you mum go with the bird poop in her hair? Didnt you have a hot sister and fat brother who got Road Rage?

   there alla live in a leicester now.....day hava a newa pizza hutta franchise, anda my brother....he fooked off to the jungle and shagged da bird outta catatonia....i tinka her nama was ceris

[StuartHopkin]

I was coming to save you minty cos I don't give a shit if I live or die.

Glad you are safe - we have to get Ian to start doing kebabs in the chippy because I know we are not allowed out of the square except on special occasions.

   don't worry about kebab and chips, i just opened my new pizzeria today, half price tonight  all the square are welcome........fold fold fold moan

and does anyone wanna buy half a pack of fire lighters and and a gallon of petrol, i don't need em anymore   fold fold fold moan moan check fold

whaaaaaaaat?!

Your meant to be takin' my sis out tonight?!

I don't need this bovver right nahhhh

    chilla  out man,,,,sheeza my 7. 30 appointmenta......u wanna garlic bread wid dat

Well, I can't pay you at the moment....see....erm....I'm in a bit of a spot. I need a new liver and my vinyls all got burnt in the caff.

But I'm sure we can work summin aaat - maybe me sis can pay you in sorts tonight?!

Whadd'ya say? Let's keep this between me and you though right?

Your family arent happy about you pimping your sister Ronny.

Look at their faces

[action man]

lucy beale can you pop round to my gaff later tonight, theres something i want to show you!

[StuartHopkin]

lucy beale can you pop round to my gaff later tonight, theres something i want to show you!

Personally I miss your daughter Nigel. I have a surprise for her.

[EvilPie]

Ere......

Anyone seen my bruvva?

We got a bit o business to sawt aaat ain't we.

I ain't come back from portugaw for naffin.

[turny]

lucy beale can you pop round to my gaff later tonight, theres something i want to show you!

wat ya got for me nig? if its sumthin that upsets me boring weasel of a dad then im up for it

[The_nun]

Graaant ess rand the bakc ov me flower stall, i am pleasing him.

[EvilPie]

Oi oi

These bad boys are goin on youtube innit bruv.

[StuartHopkin]

lucy beale can you pop round to my gaff later tonight, theres something i want to show you!

wat ya got for me nig? if its sumthin that upsets me boring weasel of a dad then im up for it

Dont make me slap you again you little brat. I told you about that Nigel fella, looks just the same down below as he does up top!