Vexing question

[TightEnd]

In a zero gravity environment, thus being a land or water based animal/fish is unimportant

Who would win in a fight, a bear or a shark? and why?

[sovietsong]

In a zero gravity environment, thus being a land or water based animal/fish is unimportant

Who would win in a fight, a bear or a shark? and why?

Shark would win, due to environment.  The bear would be like a fish out of water.

[RED-DOG]

In a zero gravity environment, thus being a land or water based animal/fish is unimportant

Who would win in a fight, a bear or a shark? and why?

The bear (The shark would suffocate)

[Josedinho]

Type of bear please
Type of shark please

[RED-DOG]

What should I do to prepare?

Personal hygiene is a must. Taking a shower the day before is highly encouraged with particular attention paid to the area in question including the area around the anus. Personal hygiene will make the esthetician's job a bit easier too.

Clip your pubic hair down to 1/4 inch in length. Pubic hair that is clipped down to a quarter inch high is the easiest to remove and that will cause less discomfort. You can trim your pubic hair with scissors, mustache clippers, or hair clippers. Don't shave it down to nothing because at the shorter lengths the hair is very stiff and difficult to remove.

If you are especially sensitive to pain, you can take a pain reliever 1/2 hour prior.


Oops, sorry, I thought you said waxing question.

[TightEnd]

A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

[RED-DOG]

A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

Bear win easy, two paws + a mouth means something to manoeuvre and pull against. shark can bite if it happens to come in to contact, but it can't tear.

[TightPaulFolds]

Bear would pwn. Shark is very much designed for movement that involves an action on water by its body and fins. The bear can still twist and turn and contort well even in a weightless environment, just like a cat can self-right in freefall despite the angular momentum paradox  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_cat_problem

[thetank]

Tough one to call. Could go the distance, and not in a good way, if the shark spends a lot of its time basking, and the bear is ursine about.

[thetank]

Serious post now, as this is science.

Sharks never go to sleep, have to continually swim to move water over their gills or something like that.
Bears go to sleep for like the whole of the winter.

So long as it's a good jot into Spring then, I'm going for the bear as the shark will be knackered.

[Drain Alien]

A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

Are they male or female, and are they both fit and well?

[RED-DOG]

Does the bear have a peanut allergy?

[TightEnd]

Does the bear have a peanut allergy?

No, but eczema runs in its family

[TightEnd]

A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

Are they male or female, and are they both fit and well?

both are female, the bear has a slight cold, and the shark is a lesbian.

[china mug]

sharks make little sharks by swimming over the female eggs and beating one of, there fore in zero gravity less hit rate as the seed floats about leading to poorer number of sharks and poorer aspects of strenth intelagance,which equals sharks with the reactions and speed of a poker player leaving a casino at 3am.
bears mate without being dependant on gravity [ozz mag rupert the bear 1970]   there fore ill have ten pound on the bear at 50 to 1 ty