Caption Competition

[sofa----king]

Cmon noones looking.,.,.
 let's do an invisible synchronised shit together

[celtic]

No pressure Rod, but if you miss then you end up in the same place as my last golf partner.. http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8372563.Burnt_body_found_at_Devils_Dyke/

[El Sid]

Winners of the 2010 Men's doubles squatting competition, 4 hours 27.5 minutes.     "I squat therefore I am"

[lazaroonie]

James "Ryder Cup" Dempsey on course


Captions please, winner gets a copy of Devilfish's autobiography

thats my longest drive so far....

[rex008]

Quick, squat down behind this hill, then maybe that shortarse Negreanu won't find us again!

[the sicilian]

James "Ryder Cup" Dempsey on course


Captions please, winner gets a copy of Devilfish's autobiography

Look away whilst i kiss my bracelet...Mwah !

[AndrewT]

"Flushy, are you looking at your bracelet?"

"No, I'm inspecting your ring"

[El Sid]

Wer oft schiesst, trifft endlich. (Sorry! English only.) 

This early twenty first century photograph is of the devotees of the Devilfish, a clandestine cult whose soul aim was to promote sales of  forthcoming books written by the man who was also known as The Ulliot. 

The two devotees seen here are high in the hierarchical structure and are performing a divination prior to the launch of the latest Devilfish book,
(ISBN: FML666)

The ritual they are performing is to bring good luck! The white ball in the foreground is moved around the four corners of the earth, on uneven ground, all movements of the ball are reported back to other cult members, many who never see the light of day.

The subtle movements of the ball will predict future book sales for the Devilfish. At this particular juncture, they can guarantee one sale, as part of a competition amongst other devotees.

[El Sid]

I don't know the full rules of this comp and how many attempts an individual can make at winning the prize. In the event that I am not outdrawn could I have book tokens instead.

[TightEnd]

I don't know the full rules of this comp and how many attempts an individual can make at winning the prize. In the event that I am not outdrawn could I have book tokens instead.

No!

Book tokens cost money


Caption: caption   (n.)   brief description accompanying an illustration!

[lazaroonie]

Wer oft schiesst, trifft endlich. (Sorry! English only.) 

This early twenty first century photograph is of the devotees of the Devilfish, a clandestine cult whose soul aim was to promote sales of  forthcoming books written by the man who was also known as The Ulliot. 

The two devotees seen here are high in the hierarchical structure and are performing a divination prior to the launch of the latest Devilfish book,
(ISBN: FML666)

The ritual they are performing is to bring good luck! The white ball in the foreground is moved around the four corners of the earth, on uneven ground, all movements of the ball are reported back to other cult members, many who never see the light of day.

The subtle movements of the ball will predict future book sales for the Devilfish. At this particular juncture, they can guarantee one sale, as part of a competition amongst other devotees.

catchy

[Cf]

Wer oft schiesst, trifft endlich. (Sorry! English only.) 

This early twenty first century photograph is of the devotees of the Devilfish, a clandestine cult whose soul aim was to promote sales of  forthcoming books written by the man who was also known as The Ulliot. 

The two devotees seen here are high in the hierarchical structure and are performing a divination prior to the launch of the latest Devilfish book,
(ISBN: FML666)

The ritual they are performing is to bring good luck! The white ball in the foreground is moved around the four corners of the earth, on uneven ground, all movements of the ball are reported back to other cult members, many who never see the light of day.

The subtle movements of the ball will predict future book sales for the Devilfish. At this particular juncture, they can guarantee one sale, as part of a competition amongst other devotees.

Winner purely for effort imo

[thetank]

Two golfers on the green, eyeing up a putt.

I really don't want Ulliot's book

[TightEnd]

Winner is LeedsRhodsey


Book with you at the weekend sir

[Tractor]

Flushy "This coke is some good shit!"