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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2010, 05:15:28 PM »

Hope you go to prison you dirty scum bag.

lol. 

OK, I'll humour you for a minute OP.....I'm not going to 'wish you luck', i'm going to say that you should be going down for more than aggravated assault for stabbing a guy. 

Now - why did you walk all the way from a pub to a friend's kitchen for the knife?
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2010, 05:18:02 PM »

i think the kitchen is irrelevant ffs!  My friend owned the pub okay. Most pubs have kitchens where they make the carvery meals etc afaik.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2010, 05:19:40 PM »

You cant play 1/2 NL in a pub, the 2005 Gambling Act prohibits games of more than £10 total stakes - so you broke the law with your little poker game there chummy.

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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2010, 05:19:58 PM »

Oh and the stabbing thing too
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2010, 05:20:17 PM »

i think the kitchen is irrelevant ffs!  My friend owned the pub okay. Most pubs have kitchens where they make the carvery meals etc afaik.


Misunderstood the term carvery, sadly.
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2010, 05:23:01 PM »

Aggravated Assault.

LoL, so the courts gave you a rubdown too Smiley
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2010, 05:23:32 PM »

how is the guy that got stabbed? hope he is ok
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2010, 05:27:59 PM »

Does everyone play that bad in this game?

To be quite frank the £1/3 at the Empire isnt as soft as it used to be and I'm looking for somewhere to play. Based near London?
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2010, 05:30:31 PM »

i think the kitchen is irrelevant ffs!  My friend owned the pub okay. Most pubs have kitchens where they make the carvery meals etc afaik.

Does it have an a la carte menu as well?


....oh and what about real ale as I love a good CAMRA pub

PS Three Tuns is may fave ale but you get it mainly around the Cheshire/Shropshire area so I guess you won't have it in your mates pub
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2010, 05:33:17 PM »

i think the kitchen is irrelevant ffs!  My friend owned the pub okay. Most pubs have kitchens where they make the carvery meals etc afaik.

Does it have an a la carte menu as well?


....oh and what about real ale as I love a good CAMRA pub

PS Three Tuns is may fave ale but you get it mainly around the Cheshire/Shropshire area so I guess you won't have it in your mates pub

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« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2010, 05:43:59 PM »

Well done sir, you finally managed to learn how to copy and paste from 2p2...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/i-stabbed-someone-during-poker-game-197/#post197
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« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2010, 05:45:52 PM »

 Sigh. why even humour this idiot..
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« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2010, 05:47:37 PM »

Old 2p2 thread is old.
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« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2010, 05:55:19 PM »

pls give cliffs on 2+2 thread.
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« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2010, 05:55:55 PM »

same op but made in 2006
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