sovietsongs super fun x-factor eviction game...

[technolog]

Sovietsong started this thread
before very long Claire jumped in his bed
between them these official two
made Gatos blood boil and spew
they make up rules as they seem fit
we play the comp though its pretty shit
that all said we love the game
the excuses for bonus points pretty lame
if I am the one giving the marks
I'd give Claire one  just for a lark.

nh wp 

[Claw75]

unban Taximan and give him authorisation to dish out bonus points imo

I'm buggering off out tonight so will leniently extend the appeal period for Acid and Singhee by another 24 hours.

[Singheee]

My name is jat
u can call me a twat
I dont know what happened to my head
I didnt read the thread
Know ive been docked points I cant go to bed
This game is fun
So claw let me back in hun!!!!!!!!

[technolog]

Singheee for mod

[TightEnd]

My name is jat
u can call me a twat
I dont know what happened to my head
I didnt read the thread
Know ive been docked points I cant go to bed
This game is fun
So claw let me back in hun!!!!!!!!

  bonus points please Claw!

[Claw75]

My name is jat
u can call me a twat
I dont know what happened to my head
I didnt read the thread
Know ive been docked points I cant go to bed
This game is fun
So claw let me back in hun!!!!!!!!

  bonus points please Claw!

Unfortunately I'm not authorised to give bonus points (or I'd have given myself one or two by now), but Singheee's effort is certainly good enough to allow the points from last weekend's voided picks imo.  The perfect mix of self-deprecation, apology and acknowledgement of the super-funness of sovietsong's super fun x factor game.  And it rhymes and stuff.

Jat the twat now joining those of us on 10 points.

sovietsong 13
Gatso 11
Josedinho 11
Claw75 10
Singhee 10
TightEnd 10
Silo Graham 9
thetank 9
RedSimon 8
Singhee 7
Ironside 6
Laxie 5
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Trafficjam 3
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1

Acidmouse's first appeal attempt ruled invalid.  He's got 5 minutes to submit a valid appeal or he, unfortunately, stays on a lowly 3 points.

[sovietsong]

We are nearing the end of this super fun x factor eviction game and its time to spice things up!

This week you are required to pick 2 contestants to be evicted REGARDLESS of if it is a double eviction or not, you get a point for bottom two a point for an eviction and if both your picks are in the bottom two you get a bonus point!!  Things have gone fking crazy around here and I for one am loving it.

As usual please make your picks clear with some nice highlighting and also give a reason or your votes will not be counted but may still be charged.

Also as it appears some people dont like the fact that I have been giving out bonus points without any real regard for the consistency of the competition therefore I am giving Tank, TightEnd and Claw each a bonus point for there contributions to the thread so far.  Laxie can have a point if she tells me a good english man irish man and scottish man joke - I decide if the joke is funny.

Best Wishes

Sovietsong (GamesMaster)

[Claw75]

wheeee!  tyty for the bonus point

[Ironside]

ok i have heard through the grapevine that its a double eviction this week

bottom is going to be mary

2nd bottom will be cher

3rd place rebecca

runner up matt

winner 1 direction

[thetank]

Is there any chance I can donate my threadtime achievement bonus point to gatso because I think that might tilt Claw?

[Laxie]

An oldie but I likes it -

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

And one more just to be sure to be sure with the Welsh thrown in for fun -

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'

[Claw75]

Is there any chance I can donate my threadtime achievement bonus point to gatso because I think that might tilt Claw?

fk right off, he's already had a bonus point.

if you really want to give it away give it to me imo and i'll buy some of your stuff off you

[Laxie]

Is there any chance I can donate my threadtime achievement bonus point to gatso because I think that might tilt Claw?

fk right off, he's already had a bonus point.

if you really want to give it away give it to me imo and i'll buy some of your stuff off you

There she goes using bad words again.  I dunno how we can let her carry on tbh.  It's appalling behaviour from a ninja.

[technolog]

An oldie but I likes it -

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

And one more just to be sure to be sure with the Welsh thrown in for fun -

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'

So you didn't want yer bonus point?

[Laxie]

Oh bite me