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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2010, 09:43:53 PM » |
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"have you noticed he always bets on the flop when he raises"
"here we go the young kid pinching my big blind again"
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2010, 09:48:18 PM » |
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"You lucky little c**t"
There's just no need for it.
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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2010, 09:50:13 PM » |
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Flushin or straightin, when a live player is referring to being on a draw
Meh. that is as standard a sit gets in a live setting. You must be on permatilt if that bothers you..........  |
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2010, 09:51:27 PM » |
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 09:52:27 PM » |
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"have you noticed he always bets on the flop when he raises"
"here we go the young kid pinching my big blind again"
Haha, i hate this, doesnt help the fact i look about 15 lol |
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2010, 09:56:43 PM » |
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Flush
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Most of the bets placed so far seem more like hopeful punts rather than value spots
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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2010, 10:03:14 PM » |
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just the explanation of any hand tilts me...
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2010, 10:03:34 PM » |
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also overuse of word tilt
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2010, 10:04:49 PM » |
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A mate who doesn't play too much says 'a run' for a straight, and 'I'll match your bet', instead of Call.
Think he carries it on just to wind me up.
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2010, 10:05:39 PM » |
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"I know I'm beat but I call..." and "I knew you had that.." after showdown
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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2010, 10:13:10 PM » |
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Not a poker term but..
At Showdown with two people
Player 1 : "I have a pair"
Player 2 : "Yeah I have a pair as well"
P1 : " How big is your pair"
P2 " I have the King"
P1 " LOL,yeah me to"
P2: "Kicker??"
P1 "Kicker ?? I wouldn't kick my lass out of bed she's well fit"
P2 "Yeah,she'd get it like"
P1 "WTF you mean she'd get it,cheeky bastard"
P2 "Well cmon she would"
P1 gets up and punches P2,P2 then kicks right off and they scrap for a couple minutes then sit back down and turn the cards over.
ghiposglansboveiatnoeairvnabvlaskndvpqwihrb just turn the cards over ffs.
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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2010, 10:21:54 PM » |
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In the same vein as mondatoo.
Pair on board
I HAVE TWO PAIR
oh really do you, you complete bellend. WHICH TWO PAIR, FKING SPECIFY zomg arghghghghghgh
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2010, 10:27:43 PM » |
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Back-raise, when it isn't.
A 'set', when they don't have a pocket pair.
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« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2010, 10:53:27 PM » |
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"I knew you had that" / " I put you on AK", normally from the person at the table who is unlikey to be able to count to 10.
"Anna Kournikova" followed by a 10 minute explanation of why that is a nickname for AK, aggghhhhhhhh someone get me out of here.
this and " i know you have me beat! but i have to call " |
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« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2010, 10:57:47 PM » |
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"Let them live" "Ill let them catch up" when the BB checks
"I was making a move" standard explanation for a fishy play
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Ya gotta crawl before ya ball!
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