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« on: November 05, 2010, 10:32:32 PM » |
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I found an item on my desktop called 'Ideas to make donkey'
It was a small word file and it contained the following...
Draw round the donkey stencil and colour how you want
Do big picture for the wall of the map and colour = paint, paper etc
Make a donkey any way you like
The wife does some volunteer stuff with a kids group so obv it's got something to do with that. I'm in a mischevous mood though, and as she's cluttered up the desktop with it I think it's fair game to mess with it while she's in bed.
Thought I'd add to the file with more ideas on how to make a donkey.
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buy a donkey from the donkey shop and wait for it to fall asleep then draw around it with pen
get a mummy donkey and a daddy donkey and get them good n drunk
Anybody got any other ideas? Help me annoy the missus plz.
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 10:35:25 PM » |
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Invite greekstein to give a talk
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 10:37:16 PM » |
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deadline is 1am when I go to bed, will include all I can
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 10:38:42 PM » |
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Get some donkey balloons and blow into them really hard
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 10:40:09 PM » |
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Get a big rectangular block of ice and chisel away everything that doesn't look like a donkey
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 10:45:50 PM » |
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Put some goofy teeth on a horse
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 10:59:59 PM » |
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draw a picture of don quixote, empty handed, having just had a carrot stolen from him by a rabbit. my brain is working funny tonight.
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 11:01:58 PM » |
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Pin the tail on Girgy.
Job done.
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 11:04:37 PM » |
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tyty all so far.
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 11:05:10 PM » |
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Make a puppet, wish on a star that it becomes a real boy, pack his wooden ass off to Pleasure Island.
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 11:07:30 PM » |
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draw a picture of don quixote, empty handed, having just had a carrot stolen from him by a rabbit. my brain is working funny tonight.
Pretty sure I don't understand this one but it's going in anyway. |
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2010, 11:09:47 PM » |
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draw a picture of don quixote, empty handed, having just had a carrot stolen from him by a rabbit. my brain is working funny tonight.
Pretty sure I don't understand this one but it's going in anyway. it's pretty wank, but stick it in as a filler i reckon. i'll try to come up with some less surreal ones. |
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2010, 11:10:37 PM » |
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Get chuck norris to squeeze a horse from both ends
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2010, 11:12:06 PM » |
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Give steroids to a hamster
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2010, 11:17:40 PM » |
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Covet your neighbour's one. See if he'll swap it for your Ox.
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