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« on: January 05, 2011, 08:16:59 PM » |
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On 20th January 2011 the G Casino Luton will be holding a charity event in aid of: The Marie Curie Cancer Charity.
Carmel the Poker Room Manageress has challenged me to a poker game (short clock), in order to settle once and for all the age old question......."who know more about poker"?
the players OR the staff at the G Luton.
The game will need two commentators to give in depth analysis of the "Rookie" mistakes that Carmel makes and the WORLD CLASS "reads" I use to liberate her chips.........
The winner will be crowned : Tom the "poker knowledge king" .
The loser will be crowned with a 2.99p Toilet Seat from Tesco's with "Poker Fish" emblazoned across it, she will then be wheeled the length of the card room for photo's to be taken wearing her "Crown" whilst the players sing :
You are a fish, oh yes you are
you are a fish, the biggest by far
when it comes to poker there is no debate
you are a fish, probably Haddock or Skate
Please do come to this event with your camera's, also two "Blondettes" to act as the commentators? Thank you............
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celtic
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 08:24:05 PM » |
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I'm def commentating on this. I specialise on commentating when i'm out.
Count me IN.
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Claw75
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 08:25:36 PM » |
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I don't wanna commentate, but will deffo be around for anti-railing duties
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 04:02:01 AM » |
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just got in after bubbling at g ..9 th place
...as a bonus should i lose to carmel for a donation to the marie curie fund some lucky blondete can spray paint my face red ....i will bring the spray can with me ...
a copper goese home early and catches his wife in bed commiting unnatural acts with three men,hello,hello,hello he says whats going on here,
whats the matter says his wife ...you not talking to me
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2011, 12:46:14 PM » |
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Carmel wanted me to pass this message along to you, Sir.
"Bring it on!"
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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2011, 02:26:17 PM » |
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A heads-up match between Bernard and Caramel will answer the age-old question 'who knows more about poker, players or staff'
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"I know we must all worship at the Church of Chomps, but statements like this are just plain ridic. He says he can't get a bet on, but we all know he can."
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 02:34:13 PM » |
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is this a diary thread?
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2011, 07:18:50 PM » |
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is this a diary thread?
nah - too many of them already imo when do we have to pay for this thingy? I know that there are some aliens on the list, but we haven't parted with any cash yet (unless little red has paid, which aint very likely imo) |
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Tighty - 8th September 2015 - Oh FFS Drainy is back !!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 07:59:02 PM » |
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is this a diary thread?
nah - too many of them already imo when do we have to pay for this thingy? I know that there are some aliens on the list, but we haven't parted with any cash yet (unless little red has paid, which aint very likely imo) not sure, but I think Nina said someone was coming to collect the moniez later this week |
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 08:03:43 PM » |
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oh and don't forget - black tie and cocktail dresses ftw
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 09:35:06 PM » |
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You can buy in at the Cash Desk.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 08:37:27 AM » |
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I would have thought Pina the Cleaner down the G knows more about poker than Tom ....... and she's literate!
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 06:10:59 PM » |
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How did you get on China Mug?
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 08:38:29 AM » |
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[bump]
this thread has gone very hush hush....
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Tighty - 8th September 2015 - Oh FFS Drainy is back !!!!!!
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