blonde poker forum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
August 12, 2025, 11:03:20 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
2262856 Posts in 66615 Topics by 16993 Members
Latest Member: jobinkhosla
* Home Help Arcade Search Calendar Guidelines Login Register
+  blonde poker forum
|-+  Community Forums
| |-+  The Lounge
| | |-+  i love my "blonde wife"/tales from the past!!
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 Go Down Print
Author Topic: i love my "blonde wife"/tales from the past!!  (Read 4390 times)
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« on: February 23, 2011, 06:07:39 PM »

My lovely wife decided to make a lemon chiffon pudding today..........

the ingredients or part of was 6 ounces of condensed milk
the can..or cans she bought contained 397 grams

she then worked it out and asked Jeeves then somehow managed to put in two tins ...lol  when she dished it up she could not work out..
 
1, why it was sooooo runny
2, why it was sooooo sickly
and 3 why we where all pulling faces      ...........I LOVE MY BLONDE WIFE
« Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 07:51:51 AM by leethefish » Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
paulhouk03
Cliqueless
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7652



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 06:51:33 PM »

My lovely wife decided to make a lemon chiffon pudding today..........

the ingredients or part of was 6 ounces of condensed milk
the can..or cans she bought contained 397 grams

she then worked it out and asked Jeeves then somehow managed to put in two tins ...lol  when she dished it up she could not work out..
 
1, why it was sooooo runny
2, why it was sooooo sickly
and 3 why we where all pulling faces      ...........I LOVE MY BLONDE WIFE


pics pls
Logged

Just me
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 08:29:45 PM »

of the wife or the lemon chiffon pudding....


i have more blonde moments to share if anyones interested ..........
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
Matt.NFFC.
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 896


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 04:55:36 PM »

of the wife or the lemon chiffon pudding....


i have more blonde moments to share if anyones interested ..........

Both please Smiley
Logged
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 08:21:46 PM »

mrs fish
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 08:22:39 PM »

too late for the lemon chiffon pudding sorry
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 08:32:25 PM »

OK about 13 years ago i was still in the army and was stationed in warminster (wiltshire) as part of the demonstration battalion the 2ND battalion the royal anglian regiment.

we used to work very hard all week but get allot of weekends off,

i used to get a lift home from a mate but one weekend he had to work and i was off so Ali offered to come collect me from warminster i gave her the directions i was due to finish work at 4:30 ish and it got to 6 and no Ali Huh?

she rang just after saying she was lost i said "can you see any road signs" she replied no

......but she had just crossed a big bridge a bridge??? wtf       

"oh i did pass a sign just after the bridge"

great darling what did it say                       WELCOME TO WALES
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
Robert HM
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15926



View Profile WWW
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 08:37:57 PM »

lol

Queens Division! How did you enjoy Basingbourne?
Logged

http://www.rooms-direct.co.uk - If you need some furniture, give Shogun a shout, he can do you some discount for Blonde Poker forum members..
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 08:40:28 PM »

lol

Queens Division! How did you enjoy Basingbourne?
HMMMMM I spent 28 days in the wonderfull guardroom at atr basingbourne......lol
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
Robert HM
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15926



View Profile WWW
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 09:33:27 PM »

lol

Queens Division! How did you enjoy Basingbourne?
HMMMMM I spent 28 days in the wonderfull guardroom at atr basingbourne......lol

/conversation Smiley
Logged

http://www.rooms-direct.co.uk - If you need some furniture, give Shogun a shout, he can do you some discount for Blonde Poker forum members..
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 08:00:06 AM »

lol

Queens Division! How did you enjoy Basingbourne?
HMMMMM I spent 28 days in the wonderfull guardroom at atr basingbourne......lol

/conversation Smiley
/conversation ?? not sure what you mean ??

i have lot of story's to tell ...I need some  feed back if i am to continue though....

IS anyone interested?? life before the army in the army meeting Mrs fish kids  a diary from the past maybe
« Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 08:02:11 AM by leethefish » Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 06:05:20 PM »

wed night Mrs fish left freezer door open ruining a lot of food mainly meat!!
so today we go to donnington market to re stock said freezer

on the way we are passing Lott's of yellow fields ...i honestly did not know what they where and Mrs fish said they where mustard fields....

i say there are a lot of yellow fields they cant be mustard ......reply.?

"perhaps they can only grow mustard in this country and they export it all over the world ..i mean how many variety's are there? English mustard ....French mustard"

i love my BLONDE wife!
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
Woodsey
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15837



View Profile
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2012, 06:12:56 PM »

wed night Mrs fish left freezer door open ruining a lot of food mainly meat!!
so today we go to donnington market to re stock said freezer

on the way we are passing Lott's of yellow fields ...i honestly did not know what they where and Mrs fish said they where mustard fields....

i say there are a lot of yellow fields they cant be mustard ......reply.?

"perhaps they can only grow mustard in this country and they export it all over the world ..i mean how many variety's are there? English mustard ....French mustard"

i love my BLONDE wife!

LOL at you just as much for not knowing what the yellow fields are mate  Cheesy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
Logged
leethefish
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4692


winners never quit quitters never win


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2012, 06:19:49 PM »

not quite as bad woodsey lol!

thanks for the link tho
Logged

http://www.ljwcarpenter.co.uk       

http://alzheimers.org.uk/

www.ageuk.org.uk/


   If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same......yours is the Earth and everything that's in it...And - which is more --you'll be a Man, my son.
smashedagain
moderator of moderators
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 12402


if you are gonna kiss arse you have to do it right


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2012, 06:35:38 PM »

You always bring a smile to my face Lee.
Logged

[ ] ept title
[ ] wpt title
[ ] wsop braclet
[X] mickey mouse hoodies
Pages: [1] 2 Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.061 seconds with 20 queries.