LOL.
Pretty sure that regaine stuff works a bit, but as soon as you stop using it your hair falls out anyway. Accept what's coming to you imo, its no big deal.
This
I used to spend a fortune on products/haircuts when I was younger trying to draw attention away from my face ldo. Fell asleep round a mates after a night out about 8 years agoand ended up getting the middle of my head shaved so I looked like Willie Thorne

Obv I had to shave it completely and it was noticeably thinner when it grew back around the fringe. I was a bit tilted at first but straight away just got the clippers on the go for a grade 0 all over. Soon get used to it though, save a fortune on haircuts gel etc. You also don't have to worry about it getting messed up when you're out and it's raining

Couple mates of mine now are on the regaine plus other stuff...
'What you think, is it working?'
'Yeah mate looks ace' (sure does)
fk that and just take what's coming imo shit happens and it's hardly a big deal in the grand scheme of things