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« on: April 04, 2011, 03:03:53 PM » |
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After losing out by a short head to Gus Hansen for a place in Caroline Wozniacki's bed, our hero has today tried his luck with Grace Phelps, the graddaughter of religious bigot and all round nutcase Fred Phelps who was featured on Louis Theroux's documentary last night..
@WBCPhotos Watched the show, you came across v well & looked good! If you're ever in the UK to see LT gimme a shout & we could grab a drink.
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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AndrewT
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2011, 03:14:22 PM » |
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Has to be said, BH might be onto a good one there.
Someone else asked her what she would tweet if she only had one tweet left.
Her answer?
The cake is a lie!
So:
Pros: Pretty. Likes playing Portal.
Cons: Believes I'm going to hell. Might prefer Brent Horner.
Dunno if I should make a play myself now.
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The Camel
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 03:17:44 PM » |
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Has to be said, BH might be onto a good one there.
Someone else asked her what she would tweet if she only had one tweet left.
Her answer?
The cake is a lie!
So:
Pros: Pretty. Likes playing Portal.
Cons: Believes I'm going to hell. Might prefer Brent Horner.
Dunno if I should make a play myself now.
The cake is a lie? |
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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AndrewT
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 03:18:53 PM » |
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Bongo
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 03:33:28 PM » |
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Someone else asked her what she would tweet if she only had one tweet left.
Her answer?
The cake is a lie!
I'm unsure whether she's an American with a delicious sense of irony or a completely non existent one. |
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Do you think it's dangerous to have Busby Berkeley dreams?
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celtic
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 03:45:36 PM » |
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Someone else asked her what she would tweet if she only had one tweet left.
Her answer?
The cake is a lie!
I'm unsure whether she's an American with a delicious sense of irony or a completely non existent one. americans do irony? |
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Keefy is back  But for how long? |
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celtic
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 03:46:06 PM » |
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very smooth by the way brent.
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Keefy is back But for how long? |
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The Camel
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 03:46:59 PM » |
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Here, our hero brags to the pretty German tennis player about a winning bet, and playing the long game will obviously ask her out later:
@andreapetkovic Great win today against Caroline, made me a bit of money, I backed you at 6/1. Thanksss.
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 03:50:54 PM » |
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very smooth by the way brent.
Sade wrote this song in homage to Mr Brent Horner |
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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Josedinho
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 03:51:12 PM » |
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@WBCPhotos Watched the show, you came across v well & looked good! If you're ever in the UK to see LT gimme a shout & we could grab a drink.
BOOM Listen to that name drop. Is Brent big pals with Louis? |
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AndrewT
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 03:51:59 PM » |
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Fk all this Twitter crap - why isn't BH challenging Gus Hansen HU4ROLLZANDWOZ.
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Horneris
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2011, 04:13:36 PM » |
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haha just seen this, FML. Grace actually did look ok and had a cute laugh! Thought I might be able to change her ways but the bitch ain't even replied.
Louis and I go a long way back. I had a long conversation with him in Vegas when he was filming his show on gambling. I tried desperately to get him to interview me but losing $100 on the dice tables over the period of about 2 hours didn't really qualify for what he was looking for.
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