Here's the bits I get:
Villain is a pretty spewy reg, generally confined to preflop superlight 5b jams.
Spewy is hard to define. Spews a lot? I guess a spew is when you bluff big when there is little chance it's going to work, or when you try and value bet too thin. A reg is someone who plays a lot at these stakes.
Traditionally when playing pre flop, you 3-bet your monster hands (AA, KK, QQ, AK). The trouble with that is that if you 3-bet just these hands, anyone good knows what you've got and just folds. So people have started 3 betting some other hands too.
In response to that, people have started 4 betting some junk as well as their premiums back. What this note says is that this guy's favourite way of blowing a lot of chips is to 5-bet light.
Call open is pretty high in the bb although doubtful KXs.
Calls raises a lot in the big blind. Doesn't do it with King X suited much though.
River aggression factor 1.6/17% which i think is pretty important.
Aggression factor is the ratio of bets or raises to calls. It's a favourite stat of Hold'em manager or PokerTracker. You can get it to split it up by street too- so this guy is betting on the river about 3 times for every 2 times he's calling. That's quite high (?). So you might infer that he's the sort to bluff missed hands on the river a lot, or the sort of player to try and check raise you off marginal hands.
* NB this paragraph might be complete bollocks, since I don't really know much about aggression factor.
wtsd 31%/won$sd 47.
31% of the time they saw the flop with a hand they went to showdown with it. They won 47% of hands they showed down.
doesnt believe a flop cr
If you check raise him on the flop, he thinks it's a bluff
, bet and bomb on wet board multiway for value
You should play hands fast on wet boards against him (so reraise the flop, don't just call and hope he bets again).
avoid seat in blinds to his button/3bet his btn open a TONNe
Try and avoid sitting one or two to his left. If you are sitting one or two to his left when he has the button, 3 bet him a lot. (I presume that Alex means this guy raises about 100% of hands on the button).
5b jams small pps bvb
as we said earlier, he likes to 5 bet light, with say small pocket pairs in blind vs blind confrontations.
4b bluffs sb pre in blind wars
And he 4 bets light too in blind vs blind confrontations (this is obvious implied by earlier notes).
float him a lot srp
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goes for cr on turn in 3b pots often
Check raises the turn in a pot where there has been a 3 bet before the flop.
4b jams ATs mp v btn
More 4 betting light- he really doesn't believe 3 bets from the button.
c/c tpgk, stationy
Will call down top pair, good kicker- so play your bigger hands fast, and don't try and bluff him off top pair so much. A calling station.
the triple barrel is a hand, does barrel equity oop and giveup
Doesn't triple barrel bluff. Bluffs when has some equity out-of-position, but then gives up.
peels any pair to 10:1 direct implied 3b.
If you 3 bet him pre flop, he will always call with any pocket pair if the implied odds are 10:1 of the bet.
E.g. you're playing £0.50/£1, He has

, he raises from middle position to £3, you three bet him to £9 from the button, he will always call and see the flop providing both your stack and his are £90 (10*9).