Alone in the Dark - The poker musings of an also ran

[RED-DOG]

Nevermind this poker malarky, get back to our walk.

Mond, I'm seriously scared that you will collapse and you're a bit porky. I won't be able to carry you.

[mondatoo]

Nevermind this poker malarky, get back to our walk.

Mond, I'm seriously scared that you will collapse and you're a bit porky. I won't be able to carry you.

Your like 40 years older than me, it'll be me carrying you, I'm seriously up for doing it, going to start a thread about it now so you can't back out. You can pick your own charity as well, I'll let you

[RED-DOG]

Nevermind this poker malarky, get back to our walk.

Mond, I'm seriously scared that you will collapse and you're a bit porky. I won't be able to carry you.

Your like 40 years older than me, it'll be me carrying you, I'm seriously up for doing it, going to start a thread about it now so you can't back out. You can pick your own charity as well, I'll let you

I will do it, but don't want to get into a full blown sponsored charity thing Mond. Let's just lie in wait for old fish face and his mates and tag along behind them. That way we won't get lost and we can bung them a few quid to stop them getting shirty.

[RED-DOG]

Right. Deposited my first oncer.

SBR = $165.13

[mondatoo]

Nevermind this poker malarky, get back to our walk.

Mond, I'm seriously scared that you will collapse and you're a bit porky. I won't be able to carry you.

Your like 40 years older than me, it'll be me carrying you, I'm seriously up for doing it, going to start a thread about it now so you can't back out. You can pick your own charity as well, I'll let you

I will do it, but don't want to get into a full blown sponsored charity thing Mond. Let's just lie in wait for old fish face and his mates and tag along behind them. That way we won't get lost and we can bung them a few quid to stop them getting shirty.

See pm, gl with the cash.

[AlexMartin]

rofl just seen this thread. glglglgl red!

[RED-DOG]

My first ever hh (Just for practice, pliss ignore)

PokerStars Game #61356827474:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2011/04/26 20:35:17 ET
Table 'Klemola IV' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: RED D0G ($75.40 in chips)
Seat 2: francopintu ($164.95 in chips)
Seat 3: MattyM5 ($102.50 in chips)
Seat 4: artem0801 ($43.55 in chips)
Seat 5: AnhA6072 ($54 in chips)
Seat 6: R1aki ($114.60 in chips)
Seat 7: LickerGigolo ($60 in chips)
Seat 8: TakeCareAA ($104.30 in chips)
Seat 9: wladiw ($86.90 in chips)
francopintu: posts small blind $0.50
MattyM5: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RED D0G [ ]
artem0801: folds
AnhA6072: folds
R1aki: folds
LickerGigolo: folds
TakeCareAA: folds
wladiw: folds
RED D0G: calls $1
francopintu: folds
MattyM5: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
MattyM5: checks
RED D0G: checks
*** TURN *** [ ] []
MattyM5: checks
RED D0G: bets $2
MattyM5: folds
Uncalled bet ($2) returned to RED D0G
RED D0G collected $2.40 from pot
RED D0G: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.50 | Rake $0.10
Board [ ]
Seat 1: RED D0G (button) collected ($2.40)

[cambridgealex]

My first ever hh (Just for practice, pliss ignore)

PokerStars Game #61356827474:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2011/04/26 20:35:17 ET
Table 'Klemola IV' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: RED D0G ($75.40 in chips)
Seat 2: francopintu ($164.95 in chips)
Seat 3: MattyM5 ($102.50 in chips)
Seat 4: artem0801 ($43.55 in chips)
Seat 5: AnhA6072 ($54 in chips)
Seat 6: R1aki ($114.60 in chips)
Seat 7: LickerGigolo ($60 in chips)
Seat 8: TakeCareAA ($104.30 in chips)
Seat 9: wladiw ($86.90 in chips)
francopintu: posts small blind $0.50
MattyM5: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RED D0G [ ]
artem0801: folds
AnhA6072: folds
R1aki: folds
LickerGigolo: folds
TakeCareAA: folds
wladiw: folds
RED D0G: calls $1
francopintu: folds
MattyM5: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
MattyM5: checks
RED D0G: checks
*** TURN *** [ ] []
MattyM5: checks
RED D0G: bets $2
MattyM5: folds
Uncalled bet ($2) returned to RED D0G
RED D0G collected $2.40 from pot
RED D0G: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.50 | Rake $0.10
Board [ ]
Seat 1: RED D0G (button) collected ($2.40)

SO SICK

[RED-DOG]

I crushed him...

[RED-DOG]

Tony will disown me btw...

[celtic]

Owned his soul red dawwwwggggg.

[RED-DOG]

Owned his soul red dawwwwggggg.

Think I'm ready to move up?

[JaffaCake]

this thread is great tom, keep crushin them. Notice grandad has started updating his diary again now there's a new kid on the blog vying for first read every day

[RED-DOG]

Cheers Jeff.

Tony only writes about trains, which is fine of course, but how can you get angry about trains?


SexyTanya on the other hand......


Therese this one player, "SexyTanya" who seems to be at every table, 24/7. How can anyone play that much?

She's totally doing my head in. We clash all the time. Every time I call her down, she has it. When I pass, she shows me air.

 

I'm bet She's not even a woman, and I bet if if she is, she's not even sexy.

[RED-DOG]

I know this question is in the Hoover, but how do you play AJ in early position?

Do I raise so that I can

A: Take it down uncontested or c bet a missed flop for another bite of the cherry if he calls.

B: Limp and think I'm behind to a raise from any player who's digestive system seems in good order?