Alone in the Dark - The poker musings of an also ran

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Blimey. I've only been playing 10 minutes and I've been in more hands than Britney Spears's tits.

[kinboshi]

Blimey. I've only been playing 10 minutes and I've been in more hands than Britney Spears's tits.

Blue, Bearded or Great?

[RED-DOG]

Blimey. I've only been playing 10 minutes and I've been in more hands than Britney Spears's tits.

Blue, Bearded or Great?

What, Britney Spears's tits?

Great.

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Table 'Berenike V' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: Ialogen ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: RED D0G ($77 in chips)
Seat 6: rivgold ($56.60 in chips)
theboy7 will be allowed to play after the button
rivgold: posts small blind $0.50
brudman: is sitting out
Ialogen: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RED D0G [ ]
H-Good-Joke joins the table at seat #1
RED D0G: raises $2 to $3
rivgold: calls $2.50
Ialogen: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
rivgold: bets $6
RED D0G: raises $12 to $18
rivgold: raises $35.60 to $53.60 and is all-in
RED D0G: calls $35.60
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rivgold: shows [ ] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
RED D0G: shows [ ] (four of a kind, Queens)
RED D0G collected $113.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $114.20 | Rake $1
Board [ ]
Seat 3: Ialogen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: RED D0G (button) showed [ ] and won ($113.20) with four of a kind, Queens

[kinboshi]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

[smashedagain]

great thread. but then again the one about keeping chickens was one of my favs

Me too. Have you ever kept chickens Jacearoony?

my grandad has bantums and whippets when i was a kid. that was about the only experience i have. my grandad also looked after a guys horses who only owned rileys crisps that were a scunthorpe company. should this be on the b listers thread

I would have liked your Grandad.

100 % you would tom. he was a farrier.  nh by the way

[RED-DOG]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

I crushed that fecker.

[titaniumbean]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

skilll game...........................

[RED-DOG]

great thread. but then again the one about keeping chickens was one of my favs

Me too. Have you ever kept chickens Jacearoony?

my grandad has bantums and whippets when i was a kid. that was about the only experience i have. my grandad also looked after a guys horses who only owned rileys crisps that were a scunthorpe company. should this be on the b listers thread

I would have liked your Grandad.

100 % you would tom. he was a farrier.  nh by the way

Was he Jase? Farriers worked their bollocks off back then. They earn good money nowadays. (Not that I begrudge them)

[Laxie]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

I crushed that fecker.

You haz greeeeeeeeeeeen.  was always coming home to ya.

[RED-DOG]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

I crushed that fecker.

You haz greeeeeeeeeeeen.  was always coming home to ya.

That's broccoli right?

[Longy]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

I crushed that fecker.

You haz parsley.  was always coming home to ya.

So behind the times.

[Laxie]

Now you're learning!!  Get it in behind, and hit runner runner quads!  Mitch will be so proud.

I crushed that fecker.

You haz parsley.  was always coming home to ya.

So behind the times.

FML - I tried.  Sigh.

[smashedagain]

great thread. but then again the one about keeping chickens was one of my favs

Me too. Have you ever kept chickens Jacearoony?

my grandad has bantums and whippets when i was a kid. that was about the only experience i have. my grandad also looked after a guys horses who only owned rileys crisps that were a scunthorpe company. should this be on the b listers thread

I would have liked your Grandad.

100 % you would tom. he was a farrier.  nh by the way

Was he Jase? Farriers worked their bollocks off back then. They earn good money nowadays. (Not that I begrudge them)

he spent a fair amount on woodbines and ale. my gran was from indonesia and they met during the world war ll. she bought up 4 kids almost single handed as most women did then. she the set up a nursing home in formby where caroline now lives

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great thread. but then again the one about keeping chickens was one of my favs

Me too. Have you ever kept chickens Jacearoony?

my grandad has bantums and whippets when i was a kid. that was about the only experience i have. my grandad also looked after a guys horses who only owned rileys crisps that were a scunthorpe company. should this be on the b listers thread

I would have liked your Grandad.

100 % you would tom. he was a farrier.  nh by the way

Was he Jase? Farriers worked their bollocks off back then. They earn good money nowadays. (Not that I begrudge them)

he spent a fair amount on woodbines and ale. my gran was from indonesia and they met during the world war ll. she bought up 4 kids almost single handed as most women did then. she the set up a nursing home in formby where caroline now lives

There are some great stories out there. Everyone has them.