Alone in the Dark - The poker musings of an also ran

[Laxie]

Had a real blast with the pokerings y-day. Got ridic coolered in a few big pots, but by the same token I sucked out more times than a chav with a petrol can and a syphoning pipe.

I had a ponder about it overnight, and I think that 6 Max is probs the way to go. I'm just not ready for it yet. My brains don't work fast enough. I played two tables for about an hour, and by the end I was so confused I didn't know if I was in York or Cork.

Gonna be grinding like a gigalo with a 3 rock crack habit.  

SBR = $169.73

!!!

Coffee all over monitor now   

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Alex

Like I said, it needs to be done right, which is playing inexploitably! What you described clearly isn't.

I would be crap on a jury. Someone puts their case forward and I'm absolutely convinced that they are right, then someone else puts forward a counter argument and I change my mind straight away.

I remember watching the OJ Simpson trial thinking,  Guilty...... innocent...... guilty .......innocent.....


NB: I finally decided on Guilty.

[smashedagain]

Absoloutly love this thread!

So honest and funny, please keep this going, and glglglgl in your cash shenanigans...

p.s - Jason, keep on smoking them crack pipes!! lolololol

pp.s Men in white coats are coming - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you should of  heard me back in the day  when drugs were drugs. you could half an E with your mate and both be buzzing all night (instead of having to neck 15 like folks do today), your coke actually had coke in it (and not baby laxative or creatine) and your crack was washed up with amnonia and more pure (instead of magic which dont burn off all the crap). not had the experience of brown but understand the cutting agent of choice is rat poison.

Never tried @coke@ and never will - only ever smoked that wacky backy stuff, and that's no good when I'm trying to earn some bread by playing till 4am for 50$ :-( - What's it like?

lol. i dont even smoke fags dreenie. i dont think most of the people who snort coke actually have snorted coke. i have seen guys getting off their faces on what was clearly wash powder but coz they were telling each other how good it was they obv believed it.

[Karabiner]

Alex

Like I said, it needs to be done right, which is playing inexploitably! What you described clearly isn't.

I would be crap on a jury. Someone puts their case forward and I'm absolutely convinced that they are right, then someone else puts forward a counter argument and I change my mind straight away.

I remember watching the OJ Simpson trial thinking,  Guilty...... innocent...... guilty .......innocent.....


NB: I finally decided on Guilty.

I can't believe that you seriously considered that OJ might have been innocent for one second.

[RED-DOG]

Alex

Like I said, it needs to be done right, which is playing inexploitably! What you described clearly isn't.

I would be crap on a jury. Someone puts their case forward and I'm absolutely convinced that they are right, then someone else puts forward a counter argument and I change my mind straight away.

I remember watching the OJ Simpson trial thinking,  Guilty...... innocent...... guilty .......innocent.....


NB: I finally decided on Guilty.

I can't believe that you seriously considered that OJ might have been innocent for one second.

Oh come on man, he hired the Dream Team ffs, and the glove didn't fit.

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Alex

Like I said, it needs to be done right, which is playing inexploitably! What you described clearly isn't.

Not sure if there is an inexploitable strategy with 20bbs (except maybe sb vs bb).  An open pushing strategy would be too tight, so they have to raise normally and after that it is entirely opponent/flop dependent.  There are some 3 bet situations that would probably guarantee profit, but most of that would be taken in rake. Almost all the botlikehuge volume short stackers lose a small amount at the tables - maybe something like 1bb/100 but they make 1.5+bb/100 from rakeback etc.

[smashedagain]

calling for a ban on this thread for anyone who has any knowledge and is  in anyway competent.you are ruining it  for those of us whose favourite board game is HAVENTGOTACLUEDO

[cambridgealex]

calling for a ban on this thread for anyone who has any knowledge and is  in anyway competent.you are ruining it  for those of us whose favourite board game is HAVENTGOTACLUEDO

this. it was a fun thread before all that fancy pants talk.

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Like, no need to be a drag man, just because you don't know where it's at.

[outragous76]

is this what they mean by "range merging"?

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Lol @ Guy.

Triple reins merging.

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Just sitting down for a sesh now. SBR = $220.27.

With any luck, all the regs will have been watching the wedding and drinking all day.

One good push should see me hit the $300 mark. (Famous last words)



Cover me, I'm going in.....

[sovietsong]

gl gl excellent thread.

[RED-DOG]

I raise the button with 10 10, sb re-raises, bb shoves, I fold.

next hand

I raise in the cut off with JJ, button re-raises. big blind shoves, I fold.

Do me a favour, just sniff your monitor and tell me if I smell fishy.

[dreenie]

I raise the button with 10 10, sb re-raises, bb shoves, I fold.

next hand

I raise in the cut off with JJ, button re-raises. big blind shoves, I fold.

Do me a favour, just sniff your monitor and tell me if I smell fishy.

Is this in 6 max? what were the stack sizes?