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« Reply #900 on: May 31, 2011, 11:13:59 AM »

scunthorpe mum finds out how to turn her yellow teeth white for less than £2...

Is that per tooth?

If so, I know a few sunny Scunny mums who could get all their teeth done for less than a fiver.


you aint wrong there. thats no fairy tale
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« Reply #901 on: June 02, 2011, 05:09:25 PM »



Managed to get my metaphorical arse out of the ditch before I went completely bustarama.

At £405.40 my online br is now off the respirator. Wheezing, but breathing unassisted.
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« Reply #902 on: June 03, 2011, 11:36:34 PM »

what the hell site is this....just gone on it.....scunthorpe mum finds out how to turn her yellow teeth white for less than £2...and best of all unemployed scunthorpe mum makes £57 an hour working from home. i bet she bloody does but this requires two punters and she is on quick turn around

The internet thinks you are a Scunthorpe mum and is telling you what it thinks a Scunthorpe mum wants to hear.  For some reason it thinks I'm a Tadcaster woman.

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« Reply #903 on: June 03, 2011, 11:38:22 PM »

what the hell site is this....just gone on it.....scunthorpe mum finds out how to turn her yellow teeth white for less than £2...and best of all unemployed scunthorpe mum makes £57 an hour working from home. i bet she bloody does but this requires two punters and she is on quick turn around

The internet thinks you are a Scunthorpe mum and is telling you what it thinks a Scunthorpe mum wants to hear.  For some reason it thinks I'm a Tadcaster woman.



I know. It's crazy. That link was to a dictionary page giving the definition of "None event"
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« Reply #904 on: June 03, 2011, 11:42:10 PM »

My laptop is running a lot slower as well. It ain't an Internet virus is it coz I much prefer to catch live viruses
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« Reply #905 on: June 03, 2011, 11:44:17 PM »

Live viruses are idiots.
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« Reply #906 on: June 04, 2011, 05:35:27 PM »

Online br up to a staggering £731.25.







Crushing!!!
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« Reply #907 on: June 04, 2011, 07:49:48 PM »

Online br up to a staggering £731.25.







Crushing!!!

Lol. Whatever floats you boat. Afaik she lives in scunthorpe
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« Reply #908 on: June 05, 2011, 01:44:08 AM »

Online br up to a staggering £731.25.







Crushing!!!

Lol. Whatever floats you boat. Afaik she lives in scunthorpe

who's that poor chap your wife is sitting on Jason?
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« Reply #909 on: June 05, 2011, 03:03:04 AM »

Online br up to a staggering £731.25.







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Lol. Whatever floats you boat. Afaik she lives in scunthorpe

who's that poor chap your wife is sitting on Jason?
lol you're brave mate coz she reads his
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« Reply #910 on: June 05, 2011, 07:22:22 AM »

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Mrs h here.   Sorry but that's just incredibly rude and hurtful. Insult mr Bertie all u want he's on here dishin it everyday he's fair game. But me? You av no idea who I am n I hope I never get t meet u either. It's not funny at all
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lol you're brave mate coz she reads his
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« Reply #911 on: June 05, 2011, 08:23:21 AM »

hey babe just seen this. you sound like a plastic gangster with your "you av no idea who i am line". i will bring you to dtd one time and you can sit in the £1/£2 game with alex then you can show him crushing. bed at 4 am woke up fully alert at 6.30 am.  just as if the boys were jumping on me lol
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« Reply #912 on: June 05, 2011, 09:21:37 AM »

hey babe just seen this. you sound like a plastic gangster with your "you av no idea who i am line". i will bring you to dtd one time and you can sit in the £1/£2 game with alex then you can show him crushing. bed at 4 am woke up fully alert at 6.30 am.  just as if the boys were jumping on me lol
Meant it in a u don't know me or anything about me way not gangster!!! Lol!!! Kids were up at 6.30 lol at work now so chat later xx
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« Reply #913 on: June 05, 2011, 10:46:48 AM »

Just been watching Harrison Ford in "Firewall"

Script writers take note. NEVER call one of your main characters Cox. It spoils all the dialogue.



Have you seen Cox?

Do you know where to find Cox?

Did Cox hurt you?

I want you to hold on to Cox......
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« Reply #914 on: June 05, 2011, 03:27:54 PM »

I learnt the hard way to not insult someones wife, even if it was a joke!

Just simply dont know who it'll be taken!
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