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« on: June 09, 2011, 10:57:58 AM »

Looking at having the front of my house block paved for two reasons;

a) Get two cars on
b) Less garden = less gardening

So this guy comes round last night, does his little measure up.

4' x 6' area with two drain covers to drop and tray

He knocked 20% of the 'list' price in return for, agreeing to have the work done in August, having a sign out with his details on for 2 weeks after and keeping the discount a secret.

£5980 after the discount

Was this a blatant attempt to sodomise me?
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 10:59:37 AM »

Wow

did you look really gullible?

must be able to get much cheaper than that
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 11:03:55 AM »

I could bring a team down and do it for £3k Wink
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 11:11:13 AM »

Yeah I must have done Tighty

Im thinking it should be around the £1500 mark as a good price

I could have a go myself for around £600

It would look reet good too

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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 12:31:32 PM »

my brother in law is in this game, that price is ridic high

ur size shows        4' x 6' area with two drain covers to drop and tray i assume thats 4ft x 6ft   or are u taking real old money in 4 yards by 6 yards.

whatever size it should be well under £1500, depending on how much soil needed taking out/concrete broken/skips needed etc etc


i've spoke to the brother in law and he says a good guide is roughly £60 m2, plus extra labour mentioned above. so over all look at about £100 m2 shud be about maximum
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 12:32:35 PM »

Lol!

He must have seen you play roulette! Yes he tried to bum you .......... Twice!
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 12:34:52 PM »

Ha ha

I am a spaz

4m x 6m would make a lot more sense!

Phoned another bloke, he lolled and offered to do it for less than half the other company quoted as soon as i mentioned the name.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 12:41:06 PM »

£10k and that's my final offer.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 12:59:18 PM »

Ha ha

I am a spaz

4m x 6m would make a lot more sense!

Phoned another bloke, he lolled and offered to do it for less than half the other company quoted as soon as i mentioned the name.

24m2, if u shopped around i reckon u could get it at around the £2k mark, maybe just under.

so in answer to your OP, yes u were victim of a rape attempt Cheesy.....
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 02:01:59 PM »

Blatant I've bought 2 of these:



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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 02:06:08 PM »

Nope I got these

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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 02:10:27 PM »

YOU BOUGHT KATY PERRY! INCRED
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 02:11:21 PM »

The guy attempted to rape you in the face btw.
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 02:19:21 PM »

I wish it was my face

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 03:17:01 PM »

The guy attempted to rape you in the face btw.


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