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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 05:53:54 PM »

BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.

Take them to a decent tyre place who repairs them all for £6 a piece.

Ring BMW service to ask wtf they were on about who say:

"Our policy is to never repair a tyre".

So there's no such thing as a reqairable tyre then you big thieving fucknose!!!
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 05:56:09 PM »


People who start threads purely to give themselves a chance to get in a thinly veiled "I bought my wife a £30k car" brag.

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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2011, 06:02:46 PM »

BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.

how do you get 3 punctures? how do you get to the service place with 3 punctures?
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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2011, 06:13:41 PM »

BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.

Take them to a decent tyre place who repairs them all for £6 a piece.

Ring BMW service to ask wtf they were on about who say:

"Our policy is to never repair a tyre".

So there's no such thing as a reqairable tyre then you big thieving fucknose!!!

People who abuse other peoples threads for their own thinly veiled "I got a beemer" brag.

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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2011, 06:15:30 PM »

BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.

how do you get 3 punctures? how do you get to the service place with 3 punctures?

Run Flat Tyres. Extra Strength in the walls of the tyres enable the car to drive even with 0 psi in  4 tyres.

Until the manufactures tell us it's fine to repair tyres BMW will only replace.

Its all about safety but I can imagine there are a few Nob Heads out there who object to this.  

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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2011, 06:18:42 PM »

Insurance companies who make you a shit offer on a claim hoping that you're not bright enough to question them.
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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2011, 06:18:52 PM »

BMW service departments full stop!

I will never buy another BMW out of warranty (or at least not with the intention of using  a main dealer).

Even in warranty they try to bum fk you

BMW design cars to uneven wear tyres (at £250 a corner) and suggest that its due to "sports suspension" and that "there is nothing we can do but make you spend another £250 a corner despite that fact you did that 6 months and 8000 miiles ago sir" "shall we run that 1k worth of rubber through for you sir?" "GFY"
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2011, 06:28:55 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2011, 06:36:56 PM »

ppl eating greasey food with their hands at the poker table
fat smelly shits playing poker next to you
ppl who dont wash their hands after going for a piss or shit

fat fucking smelly wankers who barge you at the roulette table to put their 5£ on red and 2nd and 3rd dozen.

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sales men trying to be ur mate and get a good deal for you

ppl knocking on ur door trying to sell you cleaning cloths
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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2011, 06:40:01 PM »

Mothers with prams who push them into the road while waiting to cross.You will not see this happen when Jeremy Kyle is on TV.

Saturday/Sunday Drivers. Hog the fast lane / Brake test you / Curse you. All I want to do is get to work.

Debit card charges when Booking Holidays and Flights.

Why people shop at TESCO

Walking into a Nice Pub early doors asking for a bite to eat the places empty and they tell you there fully booked. "F*** off Tom Browns"

How much beef Jerky costs.

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What's wrong with shopping at Tesco?
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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2011, 06:51:31 PM »

How mean people are about the banks.
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« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2011, 07:36:29 PM »

Good thread.

when I walk past people I always look for a nod of acknowledgement at the very least, if not a full blown "hows it going". So it really annoys when people walk by me and just stare at the ground, very rude imo.
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« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2011, 07:38:55 PM »

And dont talk to me about ringing up Sky or these kind of places and having to go thru about 50 different options just to actually speak to someone

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2011, 07:53:50 PM »

All the baby stuff.................

Photos of scan, countdown till date due, cravings, ideas to induce early birth, all the comments of what a gorgeous thing it is when, actually, most are ugly as sin.

Then the announcement that it has arrived and how mummy and daddy are the proudest parents in the world...................................oh really - gtfo

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« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2011, 08:00:58 PM »

Reality TV.
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