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« Reply #195 on: June 23, 2011, 10:56:20 PM » |
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Going on a blind date with a lesbian
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #196 on: June 23, 2011, 11:07:54 PM » |
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My computer blowing up. Not only did I think someone had snuck up behind me and popped a balloon but now I have to fix the bloody thing.
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Do you think it's dangerous to have Busby Berkeley dreams?
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« Reply #197 on: June 23, 2011, 11:17:22 PM » |
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Going on a blind date with a lesbian
You run bad. She may not have found you attractive and IMO if you get sex on the first date you have defo run above ev |
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« Reply #198 on: June 23, 2011, 11:54:13 PM » |
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fuckijng russians busting you on the river
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« Reply #199 on: June 24, 2011, 12:12:30 AM » |
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Nodding off on the sofa and being woken up by the wife, after only 5 minutes have passed, to go to bed.
Maybe, just maybe I don't won't to go to bed yet.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #200 on: June 24, 2011, 12:43:25 AM » |
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People bragging about success with lesbians
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« Reply #201 on: June 24, 2011, 12:53:49 AM » |
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Going on a date and having two hot lesbians who can't keep their hands off each other sat on the table next to you and getting into trouble for not paying any attention to your date.
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« Reply #202 on: June 24, 2011, 12:59:36 AM » |
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I shipped a lesbian a few years back  Well she had a GF anyway........... |
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« Reply #203 on: June 24, 2011, 08:10:48 AM » |
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parking tickets
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« Reply #204 on: June 24, 2011, 08:52:38 AM » |
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« Reply #205 on: June 24, 2011, 10:28:09 AM » |
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traffic wardens . get a proper fucking job Lol pretty sure it is a proper job. The two above things should be embraced as they are what makes parking ticket roulette possible. |
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« Reply #206 on: June 24, 2011, 10:32:32 AM » |
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People who take ages at bank machines checking every single fvcking thing.... thats what online banking is for!!! Even more so the people that use multiple cards(although I have done this on the odd occasion) AND EVEN more so the people who print out a statement and stand at the machine looking at it for about 10 secs before moving away
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Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream
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« Reply #207 on: June 24, 2011, 11:29:32 AM » |
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people who think i give a shit about what they think.
hmmmm if it pisses me off do i actually care what they think.
maybe i have a split personality. i cant decide. i may have to ask myself this question again
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« Reply #208 on: June 24, 2011, 01:08:45 PM » |
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Nodding off on the sofa and being woken up by the wife, after only 5 minutes have passed, to go to bed.
Maybe, just maybe I don't won't to go to bed yet.
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« Reply #209 on: June 24, 2011, 02:03:30 PM » |
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Peeps that say the word “basically” in every frigging sentence.
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