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« Reply #1065 on: May 23, 2012, 07:58:07 PM »

Why wont the pay and display machine give me change. What's that? The sign says 1 hr is £1.20. I only have a £2 coin. Oh right 1 hr is now £2. Seems dirty.

You can usually pay by credit card to get around the ridic 'no change' rule.

Agree it's very tilting though.
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« Reply #1066 on: May 23, 2012, 08:29:54 PM »

Velcro on back pockets of shorts, impossible to get your frigging money out.
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« Reply #1067 on: May 23, 2012, 09:16:06 PM »

When someone eats a bit of your food without permission.

I remember when I was at uni, and got up and made some breakfast. Two slices of toast, nice and hot, with melted butter, and a mug of tea. I sit myself down on the settee and as I do my house'mate' bounds down the stairs, grabs a slice of my toast and takes the biggest bite out of it i've ever seen, laughs then leaves to go to uni. Day ruined.
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« Reply #1068 on: May 23, 2012, 09:45:44 PM »

Velcro on back pockets of shorts, impossible to get your frigging money out.

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« Reply #1069 on: May 23, 2012, 10:14:49 PM »

Velcro on back pockets of shorts, impossible to get your frigging money out.

Also when you put them in the washing machine and they stick to everything else and ruin it when you disengage the pairing.
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« Reply #1070 on: May 23, 2012, 11:40:58 PM »


Also when you put them in the washing machine and they stick to everything else and ruin it when you disengage the pairing.

Tikay in blonde account hacking shocker Shocked
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« Reply #1071 on: May 25, 2012, 03:14:58 PM »

Getting a confidential letter expecting it to be your mid year bonus figure... then finding out its a P11D.
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« Reply #1072 on: May 25, 2012, 04:47:38 PM »

Putting on your best white T shirt to have a lovely walk in the sun and then spilling your first mouthful of chocolattehappafrappachino down it when you turned ever so slightly to the left to perv the girl in the white trousers when sitting in the sun outside Starbucks.
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« Reply #1073 on: May 25, 2012, 05:13:22 PM »

Putting on your best white T shirt to have a lovely walk in the sun and then spilling your first mouthful of chocolattehappafrappachino down it when you turned ever so slightly to the left to perv the girl in the white trousers when sitting in the sun outside Starbucks.


I'm beginning to think you are the bloke in the avatar...
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« Reply #1074 on: May 25, 2012, 05:22:50 PM »

Putting on your best white T shirt to have a lovely walk in the sun and then spilling your first mouthful of chocolattehappafrappachino down it when you turned ever so slightly to the left to perv the girl in the white trousers when sitting in the sun outside Starbucks.


I'm beginning to think you are the bloke in the avatar...

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Spidey would never spill his chocolattehappafrappachino unless there was a serious threat to world peace or someone was wrong ont t'internet.
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« Reply #1075 on: May 26, 2012, 07:39:07 AM »

Putting on your best white T shirt to have a lovely walk in the sun and then spilling your first mouthful of chocolattehappafrappachino down it when you turned ever so slightly to the left to perv the girl in the white trousers when sitting in the sun outside Starbucks.


I'm beginning to think you are the bloke in the avatar...

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« Reply #1076 on: May 26, 2012, 10:28:54 AM »

Putting on your best white T shirt to have a lovely walk in the sun and then spilling your first mouthful of chocolattehappafrappachino down it when you turned ever so slightly to the left to perv the girl in the white trousers when sitting in the sun outside Starbucks.


I'm beginning to think you are the bloke in the avatar...

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You are...amazing

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« Reply #1077 on: May 26, 2012, 05:18:30 PM »

Getting it in as a monster favourite vs a super fish that ends up sucking out and crippling you in the tourney, then for them to type two letters in the chat box that send you on life tilt

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« Reply #1078 on: May 26, 2012, 09:09:45 PM »

When a bus driver is at a bus stop indicating to pull out into the traffic when he's still got 10 people waiting at the kerbside to get on and being a considerate driver waiting for the fucker to pullout. Just wait till you passengers have got on/off you moron.
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« Reply #1079 on: May 30, 2012, 07:24:02 PM »

Having a camera attached to a hose pipe shoved up my arse  Angry

Yes that did actually happen to me today  Cheesy
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